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Author's notes: Xander has Willow's powers *but* Willow still went to college, went out with Oz, Oz left because of Veruca but only because Veruca mated with him she did not try to curse Veruca. So WTTH through to B2 Xander is the Zeppo, he also returns Angel's soul, Buffy is told, and Angel is still send to hell. Willow was cast out as useful only for hacking and homework. But Xander still does not go to college. I think you get the idea, they switched powers not bodies or souls or sexuality. *'* is emphasis, ^^Is thoughts. Got it all.
Category: W/X friendship, W/T, and X/A angst
"Xander you *have* to stop!" Buffy insisted. "You're ad."
Not really wanting to listen to her he replied, giving Andrew and Jonathon an evil look, a *real* evil eye. They huddled together and got withered glares from Willow, Tara and Buffy herself. Coincidence "So I can be a loser/Zeppo/reliable guy again?" Xander said.
"You were never any of those things Xander! Not no, not ever."
"Buffy admit it, it's only my powers that make me special, make me different, make me *better* than you average Joe." " You were always special Xander, what sort of normal 'Average Joe' would come down to the Master's ca."
"Buffy? You're stupid, *he* did that out of love, jealousy not to save the damn world! He thought *hey* I do this maybe Buffy'll *like* me.'"
"You're lying!"
"I know him just as well as I know myself. Y'know considering." He strikes Buffy knocking her across the room "we." strikes a lightning bolt at her she swiftly rolls out of the way and it hit the nearby bookshelf, "are the same person." Buffy crawled to her feet, only to get forced back down again by magical energy. "Listen Buffy you selfish little bitch, Buffy he's selfish, just like *you* and everything human! You fucked Spike for you, didn't you? You stupid little bitch. You didn't screw him to give *him* joy or an orgasm you did it so you could *feel* even if it *was* disgust. Or hate. Did it help, slayer? Can you feel self-disgust, hate?"
"Xander."
"I'm not him no-more, Buff. Without Anya I'm nothing."
"I know it hurts." "Hurts?" Xander asked. "Buffy it's fucking killing me!"
"Fine! Uberwitch, you have to stop this isn't just killing you, it's killing others, it's killing *Willow* and it's like spitting on her, on Anya."
"Actually she'll be grinning like mad. Vengeance demon."
"*Ex*. Vengeance demon!"
"Buffy don't make me kill *you* you know I could."
"But *would* you?" Instead of answering, another distinct British answered for him.
"Yes he would. He feelings not but anger and grief, anger for people responsible for her death and grieve *her* death." Giles completed. "Haereo haerere haesi haesum abdera globus."
"Oh nice sp." Xander began he didn't finish. He was trapped in a spherical ball of energy about seven feet in the air. "Haereo haereer hashi heshum adera globus?"
"Latin. Translated Stuck in sphere."
"Why couldn't they just say that? Instead of blah, blah, blah."
"Umm, it's a foreign language
Author's notes: Xander has Willow's powers *but* Willow still went to college, went out with Oz, Oz left because of Veruca but only because Veruca mated with him she did not try to curse Veruca. So WTTH through to B2 Xander is the Zeppo, he also returns Angel's soul, Buffy is told, and Angel is still send to hell. Willow was cast out as useful only for hacking and homework. But Xander still does not go to college. I think you get the idea, they switched powers not bodies or souls or sexuality. *'* is emphasis, ^^Is thoughts. Got it all.
Category: W/X friendship, W/T, and X/A angst
"Xander you *have* to stop!" Buffy insisted. "You're ad."
Not really wanting to listen to her he replied, giving Andrew and Jonathon an evil look, a *real* evil eye. They huddled together and got withered glares from Willow, Tara and Buffy herself. Coincidence "So I can be a loser/Zeppo/reliable guy again?" Xander said.
"You were never any of those things Xander! Not no, not ever."
"Buffy admit it, it's only my powers that make me special, make me different, make me *better* than you average Joe." " You were always special Xander, what sort of normal 'Average Joe' would come down to the Master's ca."
"Buffy? You're stupid, *he* did that out of love, jealousy not to save the damn world! He thought *hey* I do this maybe Buffy'll *like* me.'"
"You're lying!"
"I know him just as well as I know myself. Y'know considering." He strikes Buffy knocking her across the room "we." strikes a lightning bolt at her she swiftly rolls out of the way and it hit the nearby bookshelf, "are the same person." Buffy crawled to her feet, only to get forced back down again by magical energy. "Listen Buffy you selfish little bitch, Buffy he's selfish, just like *you* and everything human! You fucked Spike for you, didn't you? You stupid little bitch. You didn't screw him to give *him* joy or an orgasm you did it so you could *feel* even if it *was* disgust. Or hate. Did it help, slayer? Can you feel self-disgust, hate?"
"Xander."
"I'm not him no-more, Buff. Without Anya I'm nothing."
"I know it hurts." "Hurts?" Xander asked. "Buffy it's fucking killing me!"
"Fine! Uberwitch, you have to stop this isn't just killing you, it's killing others, it's killing *Willow* and it's like spitting on her, on Anya."
"Actually she'll be grinning like mad. Vengeance demon."
"*Ex*. Vengeance demon!"
"Buffy don't make me kill *you* you know I could."
"But *would* you?" Instead of answering, another distinct British answered for him.
"Yes he would. He feelings not but anger and grief, anger for people responsible for her death and grieve *her* death." Giles completed. "Haereo haerere haesi haesum abdera globus."
"Oh nice sp." Xander began he didn't finish. He was trapped in a spherical ball of energy about seven feet in the air. "Haereo haereer hashi heshum adera globus?"
"Latin. Translated Stuck in sphere."
"Why couldn't they just say that? Instead of blah, blah, blah."
"Umm, it's a foreign language
