A/N: This story may not be as funny as others you have read, but bear in mind that many of the things said are inside jokes, and may make no sense whatsoever to the reader, but are priceless to Jessie-chan and me.

BTW, Kourin is a girl I made up and hate. Seiyuki is the super drool-worthy bishounen that I created.

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Seiyuki stared blankly, adding in a clueless nod every few seconds. "Yoooouuuu don't have a clue as to what I'm saying, do you?" He shook his head vigorously. Kat sighed in defeat. "Well, to put it simply, you're not in your world anymore. Seiyuki's eyes widened to the size of saucers.

"I knew it! This is just like that 'Twilight Zone' thing Kourin is always talking about!" He jumped into the air and made a mad dash for the wall, clinging to it like the three other people in the room were zombies.

"Kourin?" Jessie looked at Kat oddly. "Who's Kourin?"

A little storm cloud had materialized over Kat's head and there was a dangerous glint in her eyes.

"Kourin. Kooouuuuuuurin. Kouriiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn…" Her eyebrow twitched. She dived at Seiyuki, scaring him half to death.

"Don't ever say that name in my presence." She spat at him.

"H-hai kijo…"

Kat beamed. Jessie and Yue sweatdropped. Seiyuki cowered. Kuroneko meowed. Rats foraged for crumbs. Water dripped… *Kat hits herself to stop the rambling.*

"Good. Now…" Kat began, a spotlight appeared over her head, and Sakura blossoms flew around a now chibi-ized version of her. "Konnichiwa Tenshi Youkai Seiyuki from your creator and admirer: The great Kathrine!" She yelled into a microphone that magically appeared. "Don't let your head get too big, bakaneko, it might explode." Jessie added in, causing Kat to hide in the corner, drawing little circles on the floor with her index finger.

"Eh…" Seiyuki said with a big sweatdrop. Jessie's own sweatdrop disappeared and she said simply, "Don't worry, she may seem scary, but she's really quite a naïve little pushover." Kat recovered. "I am NOT naïve!" "Yeah? *Gasp!* Is that Kyou Souma over there?!" Jessie pointed to a random spot on the wall behind Kat. "Really?! Where?!" Kat turned around quickly and stared at the wall in futility. "I don't see anything." She added solemnly. Jessie held back a snigger. "Naïve, and gullible." She said, proving her point.

Kuroneko rubbed against Seiyuki, causing him to stiffen up. "On-oni-nek-neko!" The cat stared at him. "Meow." Kat walked over to the cat and picked him up. "That's right, people are going to get suspicious if you don't appear in every episode." She pranced over to the machine and punched in a few figures. It beeped in protest.

"Uh, oh…" She said, her face pale.

"What do you mean, 'Uh, oh'?" Jessie asked suspiciously.

"Uhm, I didn't happen to tell you this thing didn't work in reverse, did I?"

"WHAT???!!!!!"