Disclaimer: Don't own Inuyasha, yuyu hakusho, Trigun, G Gundam, Ranma ½, Gundam wing or ruroni Kenshin …yet mua hahahahahaha
Authors Note: this is really messed up, but its funny and that's all that matters
One day SomeFairy (yes that's my name) and BoBo the rabbit demon were at there house watching a blank TV screen.
SomeFairy: This is boring.
BoBo the RD: Yeah, I know
SomeFairy: so what do you want to do
BoBo the RD: I don't Know what do you want to do
SF: What do you want to do
BBRD: What do you want to do
This went on for many hours until they both decided at once
SF and BBRD: We want to Tortur… I mean help some anime characters!
BBRD: (spins around like mad)
SF: (spins around like mad)
(Dorky classroom appears around them)
SF: so who do we want to tor.. I mean help today
BBRD: Well I just happen to have a list (pulls out list)
SF: (looking at list) you've thought about this before haven't you
BBRD: tee hee. The first person on our list iiiiissssss VASH!!! (opens random door that just appeared)
(Vash can be seen inside eating donuts)
Vash: num num num num (shoveling lots of donuts into his mouth)
BBRD: (Grabs Vash by the collar) come on Vash
Vash: NO, DONUTS! (desperately reaches for donuts)
SF: you can take the donuts with you.
Vash: ^ ^ (grabs donuts and continues eating)
SF and BBRD: (watch Vash eat)
BBRD: 0.o
SF: 0.o. Just go sit down ( points to very small chair)
BBRD: … Um, the next people are Kurama, Hiei, and Kuabara( Attempts to open another random door)
SF: ( Takes giant hammer and smashes BBRD with it) I GET TO OPEN THE DOOR THIS TIME!
BBRD: No way! I'm opening it ( takes out giant metal pan and hits SF)
SF: you got to open the door last time
BBRD: ok you can get hiei and kuabara but I get to go get kurama ^ ^
SF: fine
BBRD: ( gets dreamy look ) Kurama
SF and BBRD go in the door
SF: ( comes out dragging hiei and kuabara)
Kuabara: hey, let go of me
Hiei: what are you doing let go of me
SF: ( getting angry)
Kuabara: you better let me go
SF: that's it…
(please wait)
( cheesy elevator music plays)
SF: (comes back dragging a knocked out kuabara and hiei. Puts them on very small chairs)
BBRD: ( comes out cuddling kurama) you sit right here
- Kurama: Er…ok
BBRD: the next people are Inuyasha and fluffy (cuddles with kurama)
SF: I guess I'll get them. (goes into random door)
(fluffy and Inuyasha are fighting each other)
SF: (Grabs both of them and pulls them through the door)
Fluffy: Release me mortal
SF: I'm not a mortal. I'm a fair. SomeFAIRY not SomeMortal. Can't you read?
Fluffy:…
Inuyasha: What are you doing?
SF: (drags Fluffy and Inuyasha to the kiddy chairs.) Sit here
Inuyasha and Fluffy: (sit down)
SF: Bobo, go get Miroku
BBRD: Just a minute (gives kurama kiss)
Kurama:0.o
BBRD: (goes into door and drags Miroku out)
Miroku: Will you bear my child?
BBRD: perve (punches him)
Miroku: (goes to SF) will you?
SF: (punches Miroku) sit down
Miroku: (Sits on kiddy chair)
BBRD : the next people are chibodee and domon
SF: (opens yet another door) I'll go get them
Mean while the other anime characters begin to talk amongst themselves
Inuyasha: (notices Kuabara who's still knocked out . Hiei isn't) 0.o… Does anyone know why were here
Hiei: I don't know but this is becoming annoying
Kurama: (still in shock) 0.o
Fluffy: (mumbling) Stupid fairy
Vash: whats with these chairs
Miroku: My butts going numb
BBRD: All of you shut up!
SF: (comes back dragging Chibodee and Domon)
Chibodee: Hey ,what are you doing
Domon: you're with the Dark Gundam aren't you, AREN'T YOU
SF: The dark gundams dead stupid
Domon: NO, it lives on… it lives ON! ah hahahahahahaha
Everyone:0.o
SF: Good thing we didn't decide to get him last
Domon: I will find you kyogee
BBRD: right… This is taking to long (Snaps fingers)
(Wofei, Kenshin and Ryoga appear)
Ryoga: oh no, this isn't Akane's house
Wofei: INJUSTICE
Kenshin: Wha… where am I (scoots chair a bit) and whats with these chairs?
SF: we'll tell you in a minute. First everyone put your chairs into a circle
Inuyasha: this is stupid
BBRD: ( Attempts to hit him with yet another random door)
SF: Nooo (runs up to Inuyasha and hugs him) Don't hit him
BBRD: why not
SF: (still hugging him)he's too cute to hit
Inuyasha : (trying to get free) let go of me!
SF: Never! ^ ^
Inuyasha: (pouts)
Kenshin: (Takes chair and puts it in the circle. Turns to Hiei who's beside him) Hi my name is kenshin
Hiei: Don't talk to me
BBRD: (grows huge head) BE NICE (Eats Hiei then spits him out)
Everyone except SF& BBRD: 0.o Ewwww
BBRD: Okay now where were we
SF: we put the chairs in the circle
BBRD: right, now lets Introduce ourselves. Say your name and one thing about yourself
Everyone except BBRD&SF: (still scared) ok
SF: first we'll start with you (points to domon)
Domon: (stands) My name is Domon Kashu and I will defeat the dark gundam
SF: the dark gundams already dead
Domon: That's just what they want you to think . it LIVES
SF: whatever
BBRD: (whispers to chibodee) I don't remember him being this nuts! What happened?
Chibodee: (whispers) Rain left him for a gundam mechanic
Domon: no she didn't . The dark Gundam stole her!
Chibodee: right domon of course she was
Domon: (Breaks down in tears)
BBRD: um, let's move on to the next person
Vash: ( gets up) My names Vash and I like donuts ( eats donuts like a crazy person)
Everyone:0.o
SF: next person
Ryoga : (gets up) My names Ryoga and I think I'm in the wrong place
BBRD: no you're in the right place
Ryoga: But I really think
BBRD: YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE!
Ryoga: Oh good (sits)
BBRD : Next person
Hiei : (stands) My name is Hiei and I hate you all
BBRD: that's nice
SF: You Hate me? (tears up) wahhhh, you HATE ME
BBRD:-,- Next person
SF: (still crying) he HATES me
Chibodee: (stands) My names chibodee and I like to box. See (takes gloves and hits kenshin)
Kenshin: X . X
BBRD: Don't hit kenshin! (takes giant pen and hits chibodee)
Chibodee: X . X
SF: (stops crying and starts laughing at chibodee) ah hahahaha
BBRD: Next person
Fluffy: My name is Lord Sesshomaru and my greatest desire is to obtain the tetsuiaga (eyes Inuyasha's sword)
Inuyasha: (holds sword protectively)
SF: Sha Shesha
BBRD: shesshyoomareu
SF: how do you say that again?
Fluffy: Shessomaru
BBRD: well since we can't pronounce your name well just call you fluffy
Fluffy: fluffy? Whats a fluffy
SF: thats your nick name silly
Fluffy: don't call me that
BBRD: well call you what we want!
Fluffy: …(Sits and pouts)
SF: (next person)
Kenshin: my names kenshin and I made a vow never to kill again
SF and BBRD: (clap)
Inuyasha: wuss
SF and BBRD: (BBRD hits him and SF kicks him)
Inuyasha: OW
BBRD: I thought you said he was to cute to hit
SF: so I kicked him
BBRD:-.- Next person
Kurama: My names Kurama and I used to be a fox Demon
BBRD: Kurama(faints)
Kurama: …um, is she okay
SF: (fanning BBRD) she's fine
BBRD: (unconscious with tongue out)
SF: next person
Inuyasha: (stands) My name is Inuyasha and I'm…
BBRD: (snaps back into consciousness) searching for the shards of the shikon jewel in order to become a full demon
Inuyasha: actually I was going to say I was hungry. Got any food?
SF: Vash, why don't you give him a donut
Vash : what?
SF: Give Inuyasha a donut
Vash: What?
SF: -.- nevermind (snaps fingers and bowl of chips appears in Inu's hands)
Inuyasha : thanks (sits)
SF: next person
Miroku: my names Miroku and I have a wind tunnel in my hand
Vash: really! Let me see
Miroku : Okay ( takes off beads and wind tunnel starts sucking stuff in)
Vash : (holding on to side of wall) that's so cool!
SF: Close it! CLOSE IT!
Miroku: ( puts beads back on)
Everyone: (Falls Down)
BBRD: Next person
Kuabara: my name is kuabara and I have a spirit sword
BBRD: kuabara (eye twitch)
Kuabara: is she okay
SF: shes fine
BBRD: (eye twitch)
SF: Next person
Wofei: My names wofei and I fight INJUSTICE
BBRD: riiiiiight
Wofie: Silence you WOMAN
SF: what did you say?
BBRD: (hits him with a giant hammer)
SF: dork…Is that everyone
BBRD: Yep, okay you all need real help
SF: so you are all going to the other room and we will call you one by one. Because helping you all at once is impossible.
Chibodee: hey
SF&BBRD: SILENCE(start to grow)
Everyone except SF&BBRD: (run to door and get stuck in it)
Ryoga: Hey, stop pushing
Inuyasha : okay whos elbow was that
Domon: Ow, that hurt
BBRD-.- (Snaps fingers and door becomes bigger)
Everyone except SF and BBRD: (Fall)
BBRD: (Snaps fingers again and door returns to normal and closes)
SF: this is so much fun
BBRD: yeah Its a lot more fun than watching the blank TV screen.
SF: Okay, Call in the first person
BBRD:CHIBODEE
To Be continued
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