Disclaimer: we don't own all the stuff we said we didn't own last time
Hello, hello time to start the sessions. If you are way too sensitive and will be hurt if we make fun of anime characters tell some one who cares.
Last time we finished the intros.
SF: okay who's first
BBRD: CHIBODEE
Chibodee: (comes in looking annoyed and sits down)
SF: now chibodee we are all aware of your "problem" and we want to help you.
Chibodee: I don't have a problem!
SF: You're in DENIAL
BBRD: yeah, no one has hair like that
Chibodee: whats wrong with my hair?
BBRD: Um, have you looked in the mirror lately. IT'S PINK AT THE TOP! What' did you get drunk and stumble into a crappy hair salon.
Chibodee: IT'S PINK!? … no … no it can't be.
SF: (gives him a mirror)
Chibodee: what the f…?
SF: hey no cursing pink boy
Chibodee: Don't call me that!
BBRD: ha ha ha pink boy, pink boy!
Chibodee: stop that! Leave me alone! (Runs out crying)
BBRD: (still laughing)
SF: (trying not to laugh) well I guess we got rid of his ego problem to ah hahahahaha
BBRD: that was hilarious!
SF: Yeah, so who's next
BBRD: INUYASHA
Inuyasha: (comes in and sits down)
SF: (runs up and jumps on his lap)
Inuyasha: oof, hey get off me!
SF: Never! ^ ^ (hugs him)
BBRD: SF, calm down and get off of Inuyasha
SF: Nooo (hugs him tighter)
BBRD: -.- Fine you can sit on his lap.
SF: ^ ^
Inuyasha: hey. I never said she could sit on my lap
BBRD: You want to try to pry her off
Inuyasha: (looks at SF clinging to him ) No
BBRD: all right then. We're here to talk about your obsession
Inuyasha: Kikyo is not an obsession
SF: how did you know she was going to say Kikyo? OBSESSION.
BBRD: Okay . first we need to break the bond you have with kikyo by killing her
Inuyasha : I am not killing kikyo
BBRD: OK we'll practice on a dummy ( gives Inuyasha a blow up kikyo dummy and a needle)
SF: Pop her!
Inuyasha: Wait just a second ( very slowly walks toward dummy with needle)
BBRD: This is taking to long ( Pushes Inuyasha in to dummy)
Inuyasha: (Pops dummy)
(dummy kikyo flys around and lands on the floor)
Inuyasha: that was kinda fun
SF and BBRD: ( clap)
Inuyasha: can I do it again?
BBRD: sure! ( gives him lots of dummys)
Iuyasha: (starts popping them all) ah hahahahahaha
BBRD: 0.o
SF: 0.o ,okay that's enough of that ( waves hands and dummys disappear)
Inuyasha: awwww (sits down and SF hops on his lap again)
Now that that's over we need to help you move on. Is there anyone in your life you might like
Inuyasha: well…
BBRD: then you should seize the day and ask her out!
Inuyasha: okay
BBRD: um SF, you're going to have to let go of Inuyasha
SF: noooooo(crys into Inuyasha's shirt)
Inuyasha: stop that! Your getting snot all over me!
BBRD: SF, Let go.
SF: (sniff) ok (lets go)
Inuyasha: (leaves the room trying to wipe the snot off his shirt)
SF: (crys)
BBRD: Its ok SF well bring ryoga in next.
SF: Ryoga? ^ ^
BBRD: RYOGA
Ryoga: Okay….UM wheres the door?
BBRD: somebody help ryoga find the door
Fluffy: (kicks Ryoga in)
Ryoga: oof (gets up and sits down in the chair)
SF: (jumps on Ryoga's lap)
Ryoga: Um,okay
BBRD: Okay Ryoga, we think you have a very bad sense of direction
Ryoga: how did you know that (gets up)
SF: Waaaa (grabs on to ryoga's neck)
Ryoga: Did ranma tell you?
BBRD: sit down Ryoga
Ryoga: (sits)
SF: It's kinda obvious
BBRD: have you ever tried using a map
Ryoga: yeah
BBRD: and?
Ryoga: I got lost on the map to
SF&BBRD: (Anime fall)
BBRD: Maybe we should focus on your other problems
Ryoga: What other problems? You mean turning into p-chan? Can you help me with that!? Do you have a spring of drowned man?
BBRD: actually I was talking about your teeth
Ryoga: My teeth?
SF: ya. you gots fangs
BBRD: lets bring in a dentist. (waves hand and dentist appears)
Dentist: hello there
Ryoga: well he dosen't look so bad
Dentist: (turns to BBRD) I forgot the novocaine. Is that okay
BBRD: That's fine.
Ryoga: what!?
Dentist: lets just get you strapped in ( Straps appear out of nowhere)
Ryoga: Is this gonna hurt?
Dentist: well,(Finishes strapping Ryoga in) yes
Ryoga: Ahhhhh(struggles)
SF: (Been on Ryoga's lap the whole time) ya strapped in with ryoga. OW! Not so tight dentist dude.
Dentist: Sorry (loosens strap) now ryoga, open your mouth.
Ryoga: (closes mouth tight)
SF: come on. Don't you want to get rid of those fangs?
Ryoga: Noooooo
SF: his mouth is open. Do it now
Dentist: (drills his fangs down. Takes about 3 seconds)
Ryoga: oooo. Hey, that didn't hurt at all
Dentist: you should feel it in 3,2…
Ryoga: OW!
Dentist: hehe I told you it would hurt
SF: poor Ryoga (hugs him)
Ryoga: (Blush) You still like me even though I turn into a pig?
SF: p-chan is sooooo cute!
BBRD: okay, time for the next person
SF: What? (tears up) but but
BBRD: you'll see him again
SF: Okay, Bye Ryoga
Ryoga: Bye
SF: okay, who's next
BBDR: WOFEI
To Be Continued.
The next parts gonna be really funny. We'll have wofei, Vash, and Miroku!
