Disclaimer: I don't own all the stuff I said I didn't own last time. I do own Somefairy and my sister owns Bobo the rabbit demon.
Bbrd: okay who is next?
SF: Wofei
Wofei:* comes in with a big glare*(like always)*looks around* women you are an INJUSTICE
BBRD: can I kill him
SF: not yet we have to help him first
Wofei: I need no help
BBRD: Yes you do. first you say Injustice way too much
SF : yeah
Wofei: I do not
BBRD: well lets just go to this videotape I made of you saying INJUSTICE
SF: why did you make that tape?
BBRD: I was bored
Wofei is in the grocery store pushing a shopping cart around. He reaches for the last can of beans, but an old lady grabs them first and walks away
Wofei on screen: INJUSTICE
Wofei is eating at a restaurant. A waitress bumps his chair and spills food on his shirt
Wofei on screen: INJUSTICE
Wofie is walking down the street and a lady, accidentally steps on his foot
Wofei on screen: INJUSTICE
Wofei: you making that tape is an INJUSTICE
BBRD:*sighs*
SF: I don't think we're going to get him off the INJUSTICE
BBRD: well lets just move on to the next problem
Wofei : I have no problems
BBRD: yes you do. you're a sexist
Wofei: you think I am sexy
BBRD: EWWWWWW, as if I mean you hate women
Wofei : of course, I do they are an INJUSTICE
SF: Well we have "special" treatment for you sexist. We call "Bo Bo's treatment," BBRD if you will
BBRD:* pulls out whistle and blows*
The room starts to shake
Wofei: what is that
A mob of feminist come and spot Wofei
Feminist #1:there he is
Feminist#2: let get him
The mod takes out various objects and start hitting Wofei
Wofie: INJUSTICE
Meanwhile back in the other room the anime characters were getting bored so they decided to play a little game.
(TV is on with a bloody war movie)
Vash: Okay, this is how the game works. Every time someone gets shot you take a drink.
Kenshin: I'm against alcohol
Hiei: you're against every thing wuss
Kenshin: I am not a wuss
Inuyasha: hahaha wuss
Kenshin: fine give me a shot glass
Ryoga: Um, where are the shot glasses
Fluffy: there right in front of you fool
Ryoga: I don't see them
Vash: HE GOT SHOT!
Everyone: (takes a drink )
Kurama: this is an interesting game
Kenshin: this stuff tastes pretty good
Inuyasha: ah hahahahaha
Vash: shh shh we'll miss them getting shot!
Everyone: (watches movie for a while
Kuabara: wow, for a bloody war movie people don't get shot a lot
Fluffy: your all fools
Inuyasha: I am not a fool (Takes vash's gun and shoots fluffy)
Fluffy: X,X
Everyone:0.o…(takes a drink)
BBRD: (opens door. Feminists can be heard beating up wofei) what are you all doing (notices fluffy)OH MY GOSH!
Fluffy: X.X
BBRD: (runs too fluffy and waves hand. Fluffy's wound disappears.) Okay, who shot fluffy?
Everyone:(silence)
BBRD: will you all atleast try to behave?
Everyone: (nods)
BBRD: ( rolls eyes and closes door)
Vash:…want to play again
Everyone except fluffy: ^ ^ yeah!
Back in the other room the feminists were finishing beating up wofei. They pick up there various oversized objects and leave.
Wofei: X.X
SF: Um, Wofei (pokes Wofei) are you dead?
BBRD: He's not dead (picks up wofei) he's just knocked out (throws him in other room)
SF: Okay who's next?
BBRD: VASH
Vash: (walks in eating donuts) hello
BBRD: hello Vash, please sit down
Vash: (sits) so whats up
SF: Vash, we think you have an addiction
Vash: (eating donuts) an addiction huh?
BBRD: yes
Vash: (continues to eat)
BBRD:…
SF:…Vash, your addicted to donuts
Vash: what?! That's crazy talk. (continues to eat)
BBRD: all right, then give me that box of donuts.
Vash: (holds donuts protectively) back off the donuts.
SF: (attempts to grab donuts)
Vash: (attempts to bite SF's fingers off)
BBRD: see, you do have an addiction.
Vash: (pulls out gun and points it at SF)
SF: EEK
Vash: Okay back off the donuts and no one gets hurt
BBRD: Okay Vash, calm down. We'll let you have your donuts. You don't want to hurt anyone.
Vash: SHUT UP (gets up and backs towards door still holding gun)
Okay . I got the donuts. Back OFF and no one gets hurt. (Backs up then leaves)
SF: …Well, that was interesting
BBRD: yeah I wasn't expecting that from Vash,
SF: Um… So who's next
BBRD: Miroku
Miroku: (comes in and sits down) So, why have you brought me here
SF: Because you have a problem that we want to help you with
Miroku: Problem?…You mean my wind tunnel! The curse set by naraku! You can get rid of that!
BBRD: no silly were talking about your other problem
Miroku:…what other problem
SF: Um, this need you have to feel up every girl you see and ask them to bear your child.
Miroku: But I must find someone to bear my child before…
BBRD: Yeah yeah before your wind tunnel consumes. That pick up line is so old
Miroku: But its true!
BBRD: Whatever, anyway were going to help you become not perverted. The first thing were going to do iiiis…(dramatic pause as she reaches into a bag that just appeared)…(pulls out ring) Make you wear this ring.
Miroku: (takes ring)…Um, okay (puts on ring)
SF: this ring will shock you whenever you do something perverted
Miroku: What!? (desperately trys to pull ring off) it won't come off!
BBRD: that's because I covered it with Bobo's Superdy duperty really good glue.not sold in stores.
Miroku: (still struggling to get ring off)
SF: Okay lets let you practice not being perverted (snaps fingers and really sleazy girl appears)
Miroku: (nosebleed) ^ ^ ( runs to girl) will you bear my child?
Girl: Um…
Miroku: (gets shocked)OW ( starts trying to grope girl and gets shocked again) OW (and again) OW (and again) OW.
SF: Um, I think we're gonna kill him.
BBRD: right (snaps fingers and girl disappears)
SF: Well, whatever you're cured with the ring
Miroku: But-but
BBRD: Next person (kicks Miroku out the door)
SF: Who's next
BBRD: DOMON
To Be Continued
Domon, Hiei and Kenshin are next. Please review!
