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Last time Domon was about to have his time
BBRD: DOMON
Domon: (walks in mumbling about the dark gundam)
SF: Domon, the dark gundam is dead.
Domon: no, it LIVES
BBRD: we need to get rain back for him,
Domon: Rain was stolen by the dark gundam!
BBRD: no, rain left you for a gundam mechanic
SF: lets just go find rain
(Music plays)
*Song notes * Lets go on a magical journey *song notes *
(SF, BBRD, and Domon are in a rowboat)
SF&BBRD: Stroke, stroke, stroke…
Domon: (panting)
BBRD: we are here
SF: now to find rain
(all go into large building. Inside there are world leaders having a very important meeting. Rain is giving a presentation)
Rain: We will never achieve peace if we don't work together!
World Leaders: (applause)
SF: (claps and world leaders disappear leaving Rain)
Domon: Rain,
Rain: Domon? What are you doing here? And where did all the world leaders go?
SF: Oh there fine I took care of them
( world leaders are tied up in another room being forced to watch episodes of Big O)
World Leaders: (struggling) NO! NO!
SF: hehehe
BBRD: So Rain why did you leave Domon?
Rain: I left him because he kept mumbling about the dark gundam all the time
Domon: that's because it's coming back. I can FEEL IT!
Rain: …
BBRD:…
SF:….
Rain: See what I mean
BBRD: wow we thought you left him for a gundam mechanic
Rain: what? I never left him for a gundam mechanic. That's just what I told chibodee so he'd back off.
Domon: What!?
BBRD: Quiet Domon. SO what are you doing these days
Rain: I'm a negotiator for the World Leaders
SF: WOW!…Well we came here to ask you to give all that up and be Domon's Girlfriend again.
Rain: NO WAY! I could never leave my work!
BBRD: aw please
Rain : No way!
(Suddenly theres a thump heard outside the door , and then the sound of running feet)
World leader #1: (opens door and comes in looking angry)
SF: EEK! oh no the world leaders escaped!
Rain: what!? What did you do with them?
SF: I tied them up and made them watch episodes of Big O.
BBRD: 0.o…that was truly cruel.
SF: hehehe
World leader #1: (breathing heavily) how d-dare you make us watch episodes of Big O.
World leader #2: (starts sobbing uncontrollably)
World leader # 1: Keep it together, man. Rain, are these your friends
Rain: N-No!
BBRD: Aww don't be shy. We're best of friends
SF: yeah, (grabs Domon) and this is her boyfriend
Rain: no, no he's not
World leader # 1: RAIN, YOUR FIRED!
Rain: B-but
World leader # 1: DID YOU HEAR ME? YOU'RE FIRED! GET OUT NOW!
SF: Lets go. Now!
Rain: …
(back at the room)
BBRD: So ,Domon, now what do you think about the dark gundam?
Domon: IT LIVES
SF: Oh for crying out loud
Meanwhile, back in the other room, all the anime characters were doing various things. Everyone who hadn't seen SF and BBRD yet were very nervous. Except for Kenshin who was drunk.
Kenshin: wo hoo!
Miroku: (trying to get ring off) I can't get it off!
Inuyasha: (mumbling) I want to pop another one of those dummies
Ryoga: (still looking for the shot glasses)
Hiei and Fluffy: (having a staring contest)
Wofei: (Still knocked out)
Kuabara: (poking Wofei)
Kurama: (sleeping)zzzzzz
Vash: (eating donuts)
Chibodee: (trying to dye hair) come on , come on (looks in mirror) NO! ITS STILL PINK!
Suddenly there was a rumbling sound just outside the wall.
Fluffy: (Glances toward sound)
Hiei: I win
Kurama: snort(wakes up and looks toward sound)
Rumbling is getting louder and louder. The rumbling is so bad the whole room is shaking.
Chibodee: what the?
The whole wall smashes in and…THE DARK GUNDAM APPEARS!
Everyone: 0.o
BBRD: (opens door) okay, did one of you shoot fluffy again? (sees dark gundam) *shock *
SF: (comes over with Domon and Rain) whats happening BBRD? (sees Dark Gundam) What the?
Domon: See, See, I told you it lives
Rain: (mouth hanging open in shock)
BBRD: (snaps fingers and sword appears in hands) May I?
SF: go ahead
BBRD: (Drags Dark Gundam in other room. The sound of metal being torn up can be heard. BBRD comes out)
SF: well, I guess Domon was right (goes into other room)
BBRD: yeah I guess (goes into other room)
Rain: (still in shock) …
Everyone else: …(goes back to what they were doing)
SF: so whos next?
BBRD: HIEI
Hiei: (comes in looking peeved. Sits down) you know I don't plan on taking advice from a hyper rabbit demon and a messed up fairy.
SF: wow hes the first one who hasn't thought we were mortals
BBRD: I'll take that as a complement.
Hiei: fools
SF: Anyway, as you may have noticed you have lots
BBRD: and lots
SF: and lots of problems
BBRD: so, I made a list of possible cures
Hiei: I told you I'm not taking advice from you!
BBRD: Yeah I thought you might say that. SO I ll tell you this. If you don't do all the things on my list I'll(dramatic pause)
take out your third demon eye thingy.
Hiei: you don't have that kind of power.
BBRD: oh yeah? Watch this ( sticks her hand in his head and pulls out his eye)
Hiei: 0.o
BBRD: (puts eye back in) so listen and do everything we say.
Hiei:…
BBRD: Okay the first thing on the list iiis. Stand on your head and clap three times.
Hiei: what?!
SF: what?!
BBRD: hey, it works on hiccups
Hiei: (stands on his head and claps three times)
BBRD: Do you feel any better?
Hiei: no
BBRD: oh well, lets try the next thing
(6 hours later)
BBRD: do you feel any better?
Hiei: no
BBRD: But that's the last thing on the list!
SF: what are we going to do
BBRD: (thinks)
SF: (thinks) OW. Hey I've got it
BBRD: what?
SF: this will fix everything (gets a big stamp, dips it inn red ink and stamps it on hiei's head) perfect (the stamp reads
incurable)
BBRD: Yay
SF: Okay Hiei we're done.
Hiei: (gets up and walks out) your both fools.
BBRD and SF: bye
SF: okay whos next
BBRD: KENSHIN
Kenshin: (staggers in with a shot glass and a bottle of tequila. sits down)
SF; Now Kenshin, you have a problem with killing people don't you?
Kenshin: hiccup
BBRD: Its okay to kill them if they're really evil, or they really get on your nerves.
Kenshin: hiccup
SF: Um Kenshin, are you okay?
Kenshin: (fell asleep)zzzzzzzz
BBRD: WAKE UP
Kenshin: (wakes up abruptly) He got shot! (pours tequila and takes a drink0
BBRD: Hmmm, this could work to our advantage(pulls out machine gun) here Kenshin.
Kenshin: (takes gun) what is it?
SF: it's a machine gun
Kenshin; hiccup
BBRD: (snaps fingers and shishio appears) Okay what do we do to shishio
Kenshin: shishio you @#$%
BBRD: 0.o
SF:0.o
Kenshin: I'm gonna (shoots gun)
Shishio: X.X
Kenshin: He got shot!( takes a drink)
SF: He's cured!
BBRD: that was easy
Kenshin: Seya ladies (staggers out)
SF: you think we should have gotten the gun back from him
BBRD: Na, what could happen
Kenshin: ( holding up a bank) ah ahhahahahahahah gimme all your money
SF: Okay who's next?
BBRD: FLUFFY
To Be Continued
Authors note: Killing people is NOT OKAY no matter how evil they are. We just used it in our FICTIONAL story. Now with that said Fluffy Kuabara and Kurama are up next. See you soon! Please Review!
