DICLAIMERS- All apply

RATING- PG13 ( no sex, but it is border line YAOI in nature)

SUMMARY- it is a skit it will take 5 minutes to read do you really need a summary. Fine Hiei questions Kurama sexual direction. This skit is all in fun. However, if you can only get off by being mean. Then flame away and I hope this time you reach your flaming orgasmic peak. ;-) THANKS 4 READING

Kurama was lying on his bed his hair was still damp and water droplet still rolled off his fingertips as his hand hung lazily over the edge of his bed. A towel was the only thing that covered his freshly washed body. In the back ground he could hear the shower running and what seemed to be singing.

KURAMA- *slightly raised voice* Are you done yet? The water bill is going to be atrocious by the time you get out. *mummbling* For some one who think taking shower is a stupid ningen custom sure is taking a long one.

HIEI- *shouting * You wanted me to take a fucking shower now stop bitching about how long it should be.

*the water turns off. Hiei gets out the shower.*

KURAMA- *thinks* finally.

The bathroom door handle slowly turn and is about to beopened

KURAMA-*squeals* Hiei don't you dare come out of that bathroom before you clean up the lake on the floor. *looks down and sees water seeping from under the bathroom door.

HIEI- Hn *grummble* baka*grummble*fox*grummle*

KURAMA- *in a child like voice* Gomen. Hiei-chan!

Hiei threw the wet towels in the corner and walks out of the bathroom. Kurama was still lying n his back but now his eyes were closed. Hiei walks right next to him and starts to shake puppy dog style. Kurama eye pop open.

KURAMA- Must you shake you wet hair on me *looks at Hiei, gasps* Where is your towel? You need a towel. *closes his eyes again* But frist could you at least back up a couple of paces. My optical senses are being heavily invaded with you acute nudediness.*chuclkes and reopens his eyes*

HIEI- I don't need a towel. I am already dry *as he turns and walks away from Kurama* but I will back up from you since my body is so disturbing to you. *walks to the oposite wall and slide down to a sitting postion* Hn.

KURAMA-thank you *looks over at hiei still uncovered body* I think.

HIEI- What now! Look I am not going to put on a towel just because your little ningen mind can't handle someone being naked. You know as well as I do that in the Makai clothes were only worn if you were going somewhere. So why are you so up tight about it now. *cocks head to the side and slowly gets up* unless *smile suspiciously* you are gay.

KURAMA- *clammers* What! *sitting straight up in his bed* Where in the world did you hear that term from?

HIEI- TV

KURAMA- I am not even going to answer that question. *shaking his head* at least not now.

HIEI- Hmm. DENIAL one of the frist signs of being da da duh Guh

KURAMA- Don't even say it. Now go get a towel and make you self descent.

HIEI- Hn* goes to the closet and get a small towel and wraps it around his waist the edges barly overlap*

KURAMA-thank you *whispers * and I am not gay

HIEI- I don't beleive you. * Stand in front of kurama turns around and starts gyrating, swinging nd shaking his ass* *singing* You know you want it, you want it. Dying to jump up on it *looks back at Kurama over his shoulder flicks his tongue out* You know you want it, you want it. Can't wait to get you hands on it

KURAMA- I would stop that if I were you.

HIEI- why?* still shaking his ass and singing* are you gay?

KURAMA- *Smiles and watches Hiei's provocate little dance* Shuiichi is not. *spins around so that both feet are flat on the ground and elbows are on his thighs* But the youko in me has no qualms about who he has sex with and the small minded ningen beliefs that dictate my way of living have no effect on him.

HIEI- *glances back smiles * you are still in denial *the sexual taut continues*

KURAMA- *hair goes silver. Ears poke up. Tail starts forming and voice drops a couple of octives* In short *Hiei quickly notices the change in personalities and quickly spin around and is nose to belly button with aYouko Kurama* I could *bend down slowly whispers nose to nose * fuc-K you in a heartbeat.

HIEI- *Sweatdrops* Hai *slowly back away, nervously singing* I don't want it, I don't want it. So PLEASE don't jump up on it.

KURAMA- * Laughs and changes back into his human form* Do you still want to test my sexual preference Hiei?

HIEI- *is fully dressed* Hn

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