Disclaimer: I don't own any of the stuff in this chapter. Except
the stuff that I obviously made up. Duh! Of course I'm not intelligent
enough to come up with all the cool stuff that Tolkien made up.
A/n: My friend says that the next couple chapters are full of B/S. He says that I could summarize this whole story in two pages. Yeah Right!!!
I want to thank you all for staying with me. Send me all the reviews you got!!!
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A blur leapt from the bed and crashed into him; faster than he could counter, she had him on the floor. She sat on his stomach and had pinned both his arms with one of hers and locked his legs with hers. Her other hand was at his throat, making movement impossible. Her bright green-brown eyes glittered down at him. "What, exactly, sir, are you doing in my bedroom at." she turned to look at a black box with red lights on it, ".1:07 in the morning?" She spat out each word like a poisoned arrow. Legolas opened his mouth to answer when a voice came through the closed door to their right, "Honey, are you okay? I heard a noise." Legolas saw her eyes widen in fear as she muttered, "Go back to bed mom." She raised her voice as she replied, " Nothing Mom! I just fell out of bed!" "Alright." Came the reply. The girl waited until muffled snores told them the woman had gone back to bed. "So what's my answer?" The girl asked, her voice had lost none of its poison. Legolas decided to tell the truth, "I have no idea what I'm doing here." The girl raised an eyebrow and tightened her hold on his neck. "I'm lost, and I'm not going to hurt you in any way, I don't even know where in Erendil's name I am." He quipped. Her facial expression never changed, but she released his neck, "What is your name? And who the hell is Erendil?" He answered, "Legolas, prince of Mirkwood. Erendil is the elven god. What is your name?" She looked away from him, "Lena", she said shortly, clearly not wanting to talk more. Legolas thought, "How in middle earth am I supposed to reply to that?" He said instead, "Well, it's nice to meet you, Lena" She looked back at him, studying him, " Yeah, well. Where is Mirkwood?" "Mirkwood is a forest that is inhabited by elves, in Middle Earth. I am one of those elves, where am I?" He responded. She rolled off of him, still holding his arms and legs in a surprisingly powerful grip, "You're in a place called America, and this is Columbus, Ohio." Lena said with sarcasm in her words. She eyed him suspiciously, "Are you nutty or something? What mental hospital did you break out from?" "Metal Hospital? What's that? Legolas asked, truly curious, " I can tell you about me and about how I got here if you would like though." Lena glanced at the clock that was sitting on her dresser and nodded. Legolas began his story from the point when he had entered the woods and was sucked into the basin.
A/n: My friend says that the next couple chapters are full of B/S. He says that I could summarize this whole story in two pages. Yeah Right!!!
I want to thank you all for staying with me. Send me all the reviews you got!!!
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A blur leapt from the bed and crashed into him; faster than he could counter, she had him on the floor. She sat on his stomach and had pinned both his arms with one of hers and locked his legs with hers. Her other hand was at his throat, making movement impossible. Her bright green-brown eyes glittered down at him. "What, exactly, sir, are you doing in my bedroom at." she turned to look at a black box with red lights on it, ".1:07 in the morning?" She spat out each word like a poisoned arrow. Legolas opened his mouth to answer when a voice came through the closed door to their right, "Honey, are you okay? I heard a noise." Legolas saw her eyes widen in fear as she muttered, "Go back to bed mom." She raised her voice as she replied, " Nothing Mom! I just fell out of bed!" "Alright." Came the reply. The girl waited until muffled snores told them the woman had gone back to bed. "So what's my answer?" The girl asked, her voice had lost none of its poison. Legolas decided to tell the truth, "I have no idea what I'm doing here." The girl raised an eyebrow and tightened her hold on his neck. "I'm lost, and I'm not going to hurt you in any way, I don't even know where in Erendil's name I am." He quipped. Her facial expression never changed, but she released his neck, "What is your name? And who the hell is Erendil?" He answered, "Legolas, prince of Mirkwood. Erendil is the elven god. What is your name?" She looked away from him, "Lena", she said shortly, clearly not wanting to talk more. Legolas thought, "How in middle earth am I supposed to reply to that?" He said instead, "Well, it's nice to meet you, Lena" She looked back at him, studying him, " Yeah, well. Where is Mirkwood?" "Mirkwood is a forest that is inhabited by elves, in Middle Earth. I am one of those elves, where am I?" He responded. She rolled off of him, still holding his arms and legs in a surprisingly powerful grip, "You're in a place called America, and this is Columbus, Ohio." Lena said with sarcasm in her words. She eyed him suspiciously, "Are you nutty or something? What mental hospital did you break out from?" "Metal Hospital? What's that? Legolas asked, truly curious, " I can tell you about me and about how I got here if you would like though." Lena glanced at the clock that was sitting on her dresser and nodded. Legolas began his story from the point when he had entered the woods and was sucked into the basin.
