Authors: Aiahku Yuy and Amanitaman (We are writing the story together,
However its my idea. =)
Chapter 2: The Fight.
Heero pokes his gun under the bed.
"Oop! You have an ouchie boom stick!" The voice from under the bed says nervously.
"That's right, now if you want to keep your face right side out, if that's how it is in the first place, let go of my bro!"
Aiahku frees himself and scrambles out from under the bed.
Heero lifts the bed and stands it on its side. "Huh? Nothing there. Where'd it go?"
Aiahku is trying to climb behind his dresser.
Duo smiles. "Relax junior, nothing's there. It was just a teddy."
O.O
"Hey Heero, Aiahku doesn't look too good."
Heero turns to look at Aiahku. "Hey, snap out of it."
"Something had my foot. It wouldn't let go." Whimpers Aiahku.
"Are you sure you didn't just have your foot caught on something?" Heero asks.
"I didn't imagine it! You heard it talking to us!"
"It's late Aiahku. Let's talk about it more in the morning." Heero says tiredly.
"I can't sleep here. Not after this."
"Sleep on the couch." Duo smiles. "It might not find you there."
"Duo. there's no such thing as a monster at all." Heero laughs.
"Sure there is!" Aiahku exclaims. "It had my foot!"
Heero sighs. "Aiahku, you got your foot caught on something under there. It wasn't a monster."
"It was too!" Aiahku whines loudly.
Heero rolls his eyes.
"You heard it talking to us Heero." Duo helpfully points out. "How can you say that they aren't real?"
"Easily." Heero grumbles.
Heero begins to laugh. "A monster, that's almost the stupidest thing I have ever heard!"
Aiahku and Duo smile stupidly at each other.
"Omae o kurosu!"
"Heero, that doesn't scare any of us anymore." Duo laughs.
Heero yawns. "You will get it later. You have many more things to be worried about than me."
Aiahku yawns.
"I don't let things other people say get me all bent out of shape." Duo says boastingly.
Heero's eye twitches. "Yeah right, every time I say something mean about you, you freak out on me."
"Do not!"
"What about when I caught you smooching with Hilde in the store the other day."
"Not that again! Do you ever quit Heero?"
"You're one to talk natterdoof!"
"Hey fart for brains don't call me that."
"Baka natterdoof!"
"Dork!"
Heero laughs "You gotta do better than that, yelpoid!"
"Yelpoid?" Sneers Duo. "You gotta be kidding', fool!"
"You aren't so good at calling people names when you're being bugged by someone better at it than you, are ya?"
Aiahku collects his blankets and pillow then leaves the room.
"I'll take your gun after you go to sleep Heero! Just you watch!" Duo teases.
Heero rolls his eyes. "You can try."
Duo pushes Heero, but Heero falls and hits his head.
Duo gasps slightly. "I'm sorry Heero! I Didn't mean to! Are you alright?
"Kisama! Omae o koruso!"
"Ahhh!"
Duo runs past Aiahku and into his room. Heero close on his heels.
"Get ur arse out here so I can kick it!!" Heero says banging loudly on Duos door.
"I'm not that stupid Heero! You should know that much." Duo says calmly from the other side of the door.
"Kisama!!"
Wufei comes blasting out of his room, katana in hand.
"What is going on out here?!" Wufei shrieks. "Do you know that its two forty-five am?!"
"It's Duo, he wants me to kick his arse for him." Heero growls in a testy manner. "Can you help me get the door down?" he asks sincerely.
Wufei smiles "Gladly, as long as I get a piece of him too."
Heero and Wufei begin to ram the door with their shoulders.
Quatre and Trowa come out of their rooms. And begin to look at the spectacle forming in front of them.
"Guys, what's going on?" Quatre asks a bit miffed.
"Duo wants a pasting." Heero says.
Wufei grips his katana. "Ok Heero, move out of the way. I'm going to chop the door down."
Wufei raises his sword ready to bash the door. "This door will be toothpicks when I'm done with it." Wufei declares proudly.
"Good, and ill use the toothpicks to murder the usagi-baka hiding in there." Heero says evilly.
Trowa grabs Wufei's sword. "What did he do guys?"
"Nothing in the field of your understanding weakling!" Heero snaps.
Aiahku leans up on the couch "Heero?"
"What?!" Heero shouts.
"Could you quiet down please?" Aiahku frightfully asks "I'm trying to go to sleep. And I think Trowa and Quatre would like to also."
"Are you trying to protect Duo?"
"Yeah kinda." Aiahku shivers.
"You want some of those toothpicks Aiahku?" Heero questions.
Aiahku pulls the covers up a little. "no." He says as his bottom lip begins to quiver.
Duo flings the door open! "Hey, now that wasn't called for! You need sleep Heero! Let's finish this in the morning!"
Heero walks over to Duo and lifts him by the neck. "I'd much rather finish it now."
"Fine." Duo hisses through Heero's steel grip.
Duo slaps Heero's hands free and strikes him across the face with his left hand.
Heero recoils, and looks at Duo. "Now ur gonna get it."
Quatre runs up to them. "Please, don't fight! You are friends. Talk about this like the young men that you are."
"Not now Quatre." Heero says angrily.
"I don't want to fight you Heero." Duo says still in a defensive pose. "But I will if it means keeping you from getting mad at Aiahku for something I did!"
Heero charges Duo. And they both begin to fight like there's no tomorrow. After a moment Wufei jumps in and grabs Duo from behind. Heero nods to Wufei in a thanking manner. Heero begins to beat Duo in the stomach. Trowa jumps in with a stunning blow to Heero in the neck and a roundhouse to Wufei's head. Duo struggles to regain balance, and then stumbles over to Trowa doubled over grasping his stomach. Heero and Wufei scramble to their feet looking angrily at the two men before them.
"Two on one isn't fair. What about justice Wufei?" Trowa asks impatiently.
"Shut up, Trowa. You stay out of this."
"I don't think so. I don't know what Duo did to you, but I can't allow you to gang up on him."
Wufei picks up his katana off the floor. "Let's cut off his braid."
Duo's eyes widen. Heero takes a step toward Duo. Duo takes a step toward the door.
"We are all friends here, I am sure we can resolve this situation without resorting to violence." Quatre says in a soothing tone.
"Yea, you miserable terd." observes Duo, while looking into Heero's eyes.
Heero's answer sends a half-conscious Duo flying through the wall into Aiahku's room.
Duo retains the presence of mind to flee under Aiahku's bed.. Where he finds he is not alone.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!"
Everyone races into Aiahku's room to see what is going on, but they only find a puddle of green goo under the bed.
Chapter 2: The Fight.
Heero pokes his gun under the bed.
"Oop! You have an ouchie boom stick!" The voice from under the bed says nervously.
"That's right, now if you want to keep your face right side out, if that's how it is in the first place, let go of my bro!"
Aiahku frees himself and scrambles out from under the bed.
Heero lifts the bed and stands it on its side. "Huh? Nothing there. Where'd it go?"
Aiahku is trying to climb behind his dresser.
Duo smiles. "Relax junior, nothing's there. It was just a teddy."
O.O
"Hey Heero, Aiahku doesn't look too good."
Heero turns to look at Aiahku. "Hey, snap out of it."
"Something had my foot. It wouldn't let go." Whimpers Aiahku.
"Are you sure you didn't just have your foot caught on something?" Heero asks.
"I didn't imagine it! You heard it talking to us!"
"It's late Aiahku. Let's talk about it more in the morning." Heero says tiredly.
"I can't sleep here. Not after this."
"Sleep on the couch." Duo smiles. "It might not find you there."
"Duo. there's no such thing as a monster at all." Heero laughs.
"Sure there is!" Aiahku exclaims. "It had my foot!"
Heero sighs. "Aiahku, you got your foot caught on something under there. It wasn't a monster."
"It was too!" Aiahku whines loudly.
Heero rolls his eyes.
"You heard it talking to us Heero." Duo helpfully points out. "How can you say that they aren't real?"
"Easily." Heero grumbles.
Heero begins to laugh. "A monster, that's almost the stupidest thing I have ever heard!"
Aiahku and Duo smile stupidly at each other.
"Omae o kurosu!"
"Heero, that doesn't scare any of us anymore." Duo laughs.
Heero yawns. "You will get it later. You have many more things to be worried about than me."
Aiahku yawns.
"I don't let things other people say get me all bent out of shape." Duo says boastingly.
Heero's eye twitches. "Yeah right, every time I say something mean about you, you freak out on me."
"Do not!"
"What about when I caught you smooching with Hilde in the store the other day."
"Not that again! Do you ever quit Heero?"
"You're one to talk natterdoof!"
"Hey fart for brains don't call me that."
"Baka natterdoof!"
"Dork!"
Heero laughs "You gotta do better than that, yelpoid!"
"Yelpoid?" Sneers Duo. "You gotta be kidding', fool!"
"You aren't so good at calling people names when you're being bugged by someone better at it than you, are ya?"
Aiahku collects his blankets and pillow then leaves the room.
"I'll take your gun after you go to sleep Heero! Just you watch!" Duo teases.
Heero rolls his eyes. "You can try."
Duo pushes Heero, but Heero falls and hits his head.
Duo gasps slightly. "I'm sorry Heero! I Didn't mean to! Are you alright?
"Kisama! Omae o koruso!"
"Ahhh!"
Duo runs past Aiahku and into his room. Heero close on his heels.
"Get ur arse out here so I can kick it!!" Heero says banging loudly on Duos door.
"I'm not that stupid Heero! You should know that much." Duo says calmly from the other side of the door.
"Kisama!!"
Wufei comes blasting out of his room, katana in hand.
"What is going on out here?!" Wufei shrieks. "Do you know that its two forty-five am?!"
"It's Duo, he wants me to kick his arse for him." Heero growls in a testy manner. "Can you help me get the door down?" he asks sincerely.
Wufei smiles "Gladly, as long as I get a piece of him too."
Heero and Wufei begin to ram the door with their shoulders.
Quatre and Trowa come out of their rooms. And begin to look at the spectacle forming in front of them.
"Guys, what's going on?" Quatre asks a bit miffed.
"Duo wants a pasting." Heero says.
Wufei grips his katana. "Ok Heero, move out of the way. I'm going to chop the door down."
Wufei raises his sword ready to bash the door. "This door will be toothpicks when I'm done with it." Wufei declares proudly.
"Good, and ill use the toothpicks to murder the usagi-baka hiding in there." Heero says evilly.
Trowa grabs Wufei's sword. "What did he do guys?"
"Nothing in the field of your understanding weakling!" Heero snaps.
Aiahku leans up on the couch "Heero?"
"What?!" Heero shouts.
"Could you quiet down please?" Aiahku frightfully asks "I'm trying to go to sleep. And I think Trowa and Quatre would like to also."
"Are you trying to protect Duo?"
"Yeah kinda." Aiahku shivers.
"You want some of those toothpicks Aiahku?" Heero questions.
Aiahku pulls the covers up a little. "no." He says as his bottom lip begins to quiver.
Duo flings the door open! "Hey, now that wasn't called for! You need sleep Heero! Let's finish this in the morning!"
Heero walks over to Duo and lifts him by the neck. "I'd much rather finish it now."
"Fine." Duo hisses through Heero's steel grip.
Duo slaps Heero's hands free and strikes him across the face with his left hand.
Heero recoils, and looks at Duo. "Now ur gonna get it."
Quatre runs up to them. "Please, don't fight! You are friends. Talk about this like the young men that you are."
"Not now Quatre." Heero says angrily.
"I don't want to fight you Heero." Duo says still in a defensive pose. "But I will if it means keeping you from getting mad at Aiahku for something I did!"
Heero charges Duo. And they both begin to fight like there's no tomorrow. After a moment Wufei jumps in and grabs Duo from behind. Heero nods to Wufei in a thanking manner. Heero begins to beat Duo in the stomach. Trowa jumps in with a stunning blow to Heero in the neck and a roundhouse to Wufei's head. Duo struggles to regain balance, and then stumbles over to Trowa doubled over grasping his stomach. Heero and Wufei scramble to their feet looking angrily at the two men before them.
"Two on one isn't fair. What about justice Wufei?" Trowa asks impatiently.
"Shut up, Trowa. You stay out of this."
"I don't think so. I don't know what Duo did to you, but I can't allow you to gang up on him."
Wufei picks up his katana off the floor. "Let's cut off his braid."
Duo's eyes widen. Heero takes a step toward Duo. Duo takes a step toward the door.
"We are all friends here, I am sure we can resolve this situation without resorting to violence." Quatre says in a soothing tone.
"Yea, you miserable terd." observes Duo, while looking into Heero's eyes.
Heero's answer sends a half-conscious Duo flying through the wall into Aiahku's room.
Duo retains the presence of mind to flee under Aiahku's bed.. Where he finds he is not alone.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!"
Everyone races into Aiahku's room to see what is going on, but they only find a puddle of green goo under the bed.
