Salem's Genius Plan for a Nap
"Salem, help me," whined Sabrina one day after coming home from school.
"What do you want," asked Salem. He was in no mood for hormonal teenagers, since he was yet again snubbed by the evil forces that surrounded his misfortune of being a cat in the first place. Mainly, he was not fed on time. Punctuality was important, but not to busy humans, apparently.
"Salem, were you even listening to me?" asked Sabrina.
"Wha…? Oh, um, of course," said Salem.
"Well, then what should I do?" asked Sabrina.
She seems so tense, thought Salem to himself. This girl really needs to lighten up. And I know just the thing.
"You know those stuffed mice you got me last Christmas?" said Salem, a plan formed in his head.
"Yeah, what about them?" asked Sabrina.
"Well, they are filled with a great drug, I mean, uh, plant. Just roll them up in paper and smoke them. It has, um, the power to give you what you want."
"That sounds weird, Salem, but if it will give me what I want, I'll do anything. Thanks!"
"Hheheheeehehe" laughed Salem. That will get her off my back for a while. Then he stretched out to take a well deserved cat nap.
"Salem, help me," whined Sabrina one day after coming home from school.
"What do you want," asked Salem. He was in no mood for hormonal teenagers, since he was yet again snubbed by the evil forces that surrounded his misfortune of being a cat in the first place. Mainly, he was not fed on time. Punctuality was important, but not to busy humans, apparently.
"Salem, were you even listening to me?" asked Sabrina.
"Wha…? Oh, um, of course," said Salem.
"Well, then what should I do?" asked Sabrina.
She seems so tense, thought Salem to himself. This girl really needs to lighten up. And I know just the thing.
"You know those stuffed mice you got me last Christmas?" said Salem, a plan formed in his head.
"Yeah, what about them?" asked Sabrina.
"Well, they are filled with a great drug, I mean, uh, plant. Just roll them up in paper and smoke them. It has, um, the power to give you what you want."
"That sounds weird, Salem, but if it will give me what I want, I'll do anything. Thanks!"
"Hheheheeehehe" laughed Salem. That will get her off my back for a while. Then he stretched out to take a well deserved cat nap.
