Back with another story, I am a big fan of the South Park fractured but whole game and this story is based on the bring the crunch DLC, except i'm replacing the new kid with Loona. I am so excited, so let's jump right in.
"This the place" Loona said looking around "Yup" Butters said. They were at lake Tardicaca, Jimmy needed help with something, Moxxie and Millie wanted to go, but they were really busy and Lonna offered to take him. Butters was wearing denim pants and gray tank top and white and gray flannel (Flannel! Flannel! Flannel!) and Loona was wearing a black and red crop-top and cut-off shorts. Then an old man in overalls stood near the sign of the camp "I know what you're thinking. He's gonna tell me not to go down that road. Well, you're right. If you're smart, you'll go back through the crimson portal and back where you came. I'll tell you one thing. You don't wanna go down that road" The old farmer said, Butters and Lonna just ignored him and walked down the dirt trail "I am getting some serious Jason Vorhee's vibes here" Loona said "I'm sure there is no super-human killed with a machete and hockey mask here, creepy though" Butters said "You said crutch and wheels needed help here?" Loona asked, Butters shot her a look "Yes, and please stop calling them that, it's rude and it's not their fault they came into this world slightly deformed" Butters said. Then they saw Jimmy at the entrance of the camp "Butters, Loona, you came! I was beginning to think no one would show up. I guess everyone else is busy. Looks like it's just the 3 of us" Jimmy said, then Lonna looked up "What the f*ck" Lonna muttered "Oh no it's coming right for us" Butters said "Everybody take cov- everybody take- everybody take- just move the f*ck out of the way" Jimmy said as the three jumped out of the way as a pink meteor shot down, then it hit the ground, then they saw their old friend, Bradley Biggle, or Mintberry Crunch "Shablagoo" Bradley said as he struck a pose "Wow! That was the most amazing hero entrance I've ever seen!" Jimmy complimented "It is I, your old pal, Mintberry Crunch! I picked up your distress call from the berry mines of my home planet. I've come to offer my assistance" Bradley said with his normal enthusiasm. "Wait, you went all the way from your home planet to help us?" Loona asked, she heard the tales of how Mintberry Crunch banished Cthulhu to the nether realm where the creature was imprisoned "Of course!" Bradley replied "Cool, now that we have a team let's get to work!" Jimmy said. "So Jimmy, you said all the counselors said here went missing?" Butters asked "Yes, I need help finding them, no counselors means no camp, so we need to find them".
As they searched Loona took note of how the side of the shower building was covered in blood, she was wondering if she should have brought a weapon for Butters. When she met with the other kids they were walking down a dirt path, "Loona let's go down this way!" Butters called out "Coming" Loona deadpanned. They walked down the path and then they found a mound of dirt with a shovel. "This must be where they bury all the empty paint cans when they finish them." Jimmy said "But what does this have to do with the missing counselors?" Butters asked, Loona knew those were not paint cans, she knew something was fishy "Good question, maybe we should ask those monsters over there, wait, monsters?!" Jimmy said and he saw 3 tall guys in cheaply made costumes, one had a fly mask, one had a clown mask, and a skinnier one with a leatherface inspired mask, that one was the smaller of the trio. "Butters get behind me!" Loona called out, now ready to protect Butters with her life "Time for a flavor blast!" Bradley said, somehow not scared of the three men "All right, Loona and Crunch will defeat the monsters, and we'll stand right here "Your protected by mint Loona, and that dumb monster is covered in berry!" Crunch said as he covered the fly mask guy in pink particles and Lonna in a green substance. They tried attacking Loona, but it had no effect. Loona didn't hesitate to punch the guy, knocking him back far. The other two knew this was a very one-sided fight, but didn't back away. The clown and leatherface wannabe helped the fly guy up. "How bout you Jason and Micheal wannabe's f*ck off!" Loona said now pissed, then Crunch cover himself in mint and hit all three with berry "This is bullsh*t!" The fly mask guy said, then Loona went for the weaker one and picked him up and threw him into the tree. "F*ck we weren't expecting these *ssholes to show up. Call in the reinforcements!" The leatherface mask guy said then the clown put his thumb and pointer in his mouth and let out a high pitched whistle. Then a guy in a wolf mask and biker blacker clothing and gloves, then a guy with a pumpkin mask and some weird suit and then a guy in a devil mask came from behind. "Jimmy, get Butters out of here!" Loona called "Sure thing" Jimmy said as he grabbed Butters and zoomed off toward a maintenance shed.
Then more and more masked guys showed up "Well, if it's a fight you want It's a fight you'll get!" Bradley said as he and Loona stood back-to-back. Crunch twirled and then went up in the air, the two were covered in mint so she knew he was going to attack from up. "I'm going to huff and puff and kick your *ss" The wolf mask guy said as he charged at Loona just to be grabbed and thrown to the ground, then Loona felt a sharp pain shoot up her leg then she realized that the pumpkin head guy summoned a sharp root and cut her leg with it "You have no idea who you are f*cking with" Loona panted, then Crunch came back and hit the wolf and pumpkin head but the devil mask guy stabbed Crunch in the stomach, Bradley bled out shiny pick blood, they both knew they had to make a break for it "Run like hell!" Loona said as she dashed toward the shed, Bradley close behind. They went inside with Butters and Jimmy "These guys are a lot tougher than I expected" Loona wheezed "We have first aid kits" Jimmy said pulling a couple out. Butters tended to Loona's leg, Bradley was the worst of the two by far, it would have been fatal if he didn't decide to run with Loona, Butters did his best to stitch up and patch the wound, but Crunch couldn't fight those guys anymore. "They are going to get in eventually, we don't have much time" Butters said, then he saw all the weapons in the shed, some hedge clippers, a sledgehammer, dynamite, and most strange of all, an old chainsaw "Why would they put all of those weapons here?" Butters asked "I don't know, I'm only a camper" Jimmy said "Maybe I can use these to defeat those guys, like the chick that survives at the end of every horror movie" Butters said "The final girl?" Jimmy asked "Yeah, that's our only way out of this, Loona and Crunch can't fight these guys on their own, not in the condition their in" Butters said grabbing the sledgehammer and dynamite and strapping them to his belt along with some duct tape, then he grabbed the hedge clippers, he was going to save the chainsaw for later. "Ok let's get 'em, Loona, Crunch be careful, "I'll be fine" Loona said in a snarkier tone, she knew she was going to get in serious sh*t if Butters got hurt "Ready, GO!" Butters said as he almost tore the door from its hinges.
He ran outside swinging his hammer, he hit a lot of them, catching them off guard. "Prepare to f-face the wrath of the final girl!" Crunch said as the group exited the cabin "Get em" The leatherface guy said he was injured from earlier, the two who originally fought beside him approached Butters along with a guy in a skeleton costume Butters hit the clown and skeleton with his hammer, the fly mask guy came after him, but Butter strapped dynamite of his hammer and threw it at him setting his clothes on fire and knocking him out "D*mn, Lori Strode and Sydney Prescott have nothing on you" Loona complemented. The wolf, devil, and leatherface mask guys came back "Get out of here. Grr" The wolf said trying to get them to back down "Let's get em" Loona said limping behind Butters, Jimmy and Crunch followed. Jimmy used his super seed to take down the wolf mask guy, then Lonna and Butters took care of the other two. Most of them ran away, Jimmy got ahold of the guy with with Wolf mask, and Butters stabbed the guy through the leg "Just because I'm a monster, doesn't mean you gotta treat me like one, Loona removed his mask "Talk dipsh*t" Loona said, but the guy had already passed out due to exhaustion. "I didn't kill him, did I?" Butters asked "Most likely not, he will be out for a while, but there is a good chance his friends will come back and treat his wound, if not I will buy him a drink in hell" Loona said as they walked away from the unconscious man. Then Timmy said they needed to meet him in the mess hall, on their way down there there was a massive trail of blood. Loona wanted to take Butters and the other kids home, but Butters refused. When they got there they saw the corpse of a dead counselor with knives sticking out of his chest and an eye popped right out of its socket, Jimmy threw up right then and there 'We need to find the other counselors before they suffer the same fate' Timmy said telepathically. They decided to start with the shower building, Butters pulled the wheelchair blocking the way, and sure enough there was a male counselor taking a shower "Look a counselor, camp is saved! Now let's just make sure-" Jimmy was cut of by more crackheads of monster masks walking in, there was one in a demon mask, one in a dracula mask and one in a warthog mask, and on the other side of them was the fly and clown mask guys from earlier, Butters readied his weapons, and Jimmy, Loona, and Crunch readied their battle stances "Bring it on!" Butters said.
Chapter ⅓, have a nice day!
