Slayers Outrageous
Only A Lonely Soldier. For Love and Hate.
Chapter Two. Even on the Coldest Night.
"Lord Valgaaaaaaaav! Lord Valgaaaaaaav!!!!!!!!", Jilias exclaims in a panic running towards the tall and handsome Val. "What is it?", Valgaav demands coldly. "Its Lady Xiphor! Come quick!" Val raises his brow unconcerned, but is grabbed by the kitsune who drags him to where Lady Xiphor is asleep. Her purple cloaked is wrapped around her as she lays on the cold and barren ground, but she shivers violently and her body is covered with sweat. "Lady Xiphor is sick Lord Valgaav!"
Aishiteru
Aishiteru
Anata wo aishiteru
Samui yoru mo
Aishiteru
Aishiteru, Varu
I love you
You I love
I love you
Even on the coldest nights
I love you
I love Val
Aishiteru
Aishiteru
Watashi ga suki desu ka
Samui yoru mo
Aishiteru
Aishiteru, Varu
I love you
I love you
Do you love me?
Even on the coldest nights?
I love you
I love you Val
Aishiteru
Aishiteru
Aishiteru wo hana shimasu yo
Aishiteru
Aishiteru, Varu
I love you
I love you
I say I love you
I love you
I love you Val
Anata wa watashi ga suki wo hana shimasu ka
Demo, watashi wa anata ga suki desu yo
Aishiteru
Aishiteru, Varu
Will you say that you love me?
But, I love you
I love you
I love you Val
Aishiteru, Varu
Samui yoru mo
I love you Val
Even on the coldest nights
"She's got a fever and she's shivering too! She's sick! She's sick!" "So it seems.", Valgaav comments simply and without concern. "We've GOT to do something! We've GOT to warm her up Lord Valgaav! We have to get her some medicine!", Jilias exclaims. "We don't have to do anything. I have to meet with Lord Gaav in Tygr Valley.", Valgaav informs coldly. "So, we leave her here, then?" "Leave her behind.", Val orders. "But boss! Lord Valgaav! She needs our help! We can't just...." Val gives the kitsune an angry look and then starts to walk off. "Wa...wa...wait! I can't leave without my special powder! I'll be right with ya!", Jilias exclaims watching both Valgaav and his boss take off.
Jilias catches up ten minutes later driving a cart very carefully. "What's that?", Valgaav inqueries raising his brow. "It's MY powder! My special EXPLOSIVE powder! I'm carting it in this wagon so it don't slow us down. I got to be careful though, cause it could blow us all up. That's how powerful my special powder is.", Jilias informs. "Whatever.", Val comments coldly rolling his eyes and continues his trek onwards and towards Tygr Valley.
Night falls and Valgaavs companions become weak and weary. "Shall we continue, Lord Valgaav?" "Yah, me and my boss are both exhausted. Can't we call it a night?" Val sighs. "Fine. Go start a fire and don't use your powder." "Aye, Lord Valgaav!", Jilias speaks and starts to work on the fire. "I'm gonna sleep in your wagon, so you better make room for me." "Uh...but...but...the...the powder!", Jilias stutters, but is too late to stop Valgaav from entering his wagon.
"What's this? Certainly not special powder of any sort.", Val comments seeing Lady Xilphor bundled up in blankets. She shivers from the cold. Val sighs and shakes his head. He scoots up next to her and puts a hand on her forehead. Although she was still shivering with three blankets on her, Val had to recoil his hand. "Hot!" He sighs again, looking at how pale and fragile she looks laying in the cart. He probably should be yelling at the kitsune for bringing her along, yet, he feels almost, relieved, that he did.
He lifts up the covers and slides under them, making sure that they are snuggled tightly around them. He puts his arms around her protectively. His face turns red and Val is left to wonder if he may have caught her ailment as well. Lying next to her, he realizes exactly how much taller than him, she really is.
The rules of bad guys slowly drift into Valgaav's head.....
1. Never fall in love
2. Never fall for the good girl - Well, Xilphor wasn't a good girl
3. Never sleep with someone unless it is part of your evil plan or suits your evil purposes
4. By sleep, sex is implied. Never simply sleep with anyone - But what if that's what SHE wants?
5. Never laugh for too long, you might die laughing
6. Never kiss a girl, unless it is to mess with your head or suits your evil purposes
7. Number six includes indirect kisses
8. Never get married, unless you have something to gain from the marriage - Wasn't planning to!
9. Never have kids, unless you do not plan on becoming an immortal and need someone to carry on the family business...of evil that is - Kids?! You're freaking me out!
10. All of the above rules are BS, bad guys don't need to follow rules. Do whatever you want, as long as you want to do it and it is for EVIL - Well THAT was a surpise...not!
The rules for all men to live by invade Valgaav's head.....
1. Never date a girl with a hideous laugh - Scary
2. Never date a girl with small breasts and can scare a dragon from its nest - She is small, isn't she?
3. Never date a girl that is or use to be a man - Uh...lemme check back on that one
4. Never date a girl who gives long-winded and annoying speeches...especially about love and justice
5. Never date an older woman - How old IS Xiphor anyways?
6. Never date a woman taller than you - Oh
7. Never date a golden dragon - I like where this is going
8. Never date the mother of your baby
9. Never date a mime
10. Never date your mother or your sister
Valgaav finds himself slowly drifting to sleep. Xilphor snuggles up closer to him and rests her head on his chest. "Isn't it romantic? And to think, Lord Valgaav didn't yell at me or anything."
In the morning, Valgaav wakes up with a yawn. The covers had been tossed and thrown aside and Lady Xilphor was strewn across him. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeh?!", Val exclaims very red. Xilphor opens her eyes and yawns looking down at Valgaav. "Val.", she says softly and smiling sweetly. "Ah...uh...hi.", Val stutters. "You...you took care of me? While I was sick?", she inquires. "Yes. Are you feeling alright now?" "Yes.", Xilphor replies wrapping her arms around Valgaav thankfully.
"And he gets all of the credit!"
Only A Lonely Soldier. For Love and Hate.
Chapter Two. Even on the Coldest Night.
"Lord Valgaaaaaaaav! Lord Valgaaaaaaav!!!!!!!!", Jilias exclaims in a panic running towards the tall and handsome Val. "What is it?", Valgaav demands coldly. "Its Lady Xiphor! Come quick!" Val raises his brow unconcerned, but is grabbed by the kitsune who drags him to where Lady Xiphor is asleep. Her purple cloaked is wrapped around her as she lays on the cold and barren ground, but she shivers violently and her body is covered with sweat. "Lady Xiphor is sick Lord Valgaav!"
Aishiteru
Aishiteru
Anata wo aishiteru
Samui yoru mo
Aishiteru
Aishiteru, Varu
I love you
You I love
I love you
Even on the coldest nights
I love you
I love Val
Aishiteru
Aishiteru
Watashi ga suki desu ka
Samui yoru mo
Aishiteru
Aishiteru, Varu
I love you
I love you
Do you love me?
Even on the coldest nights?
I love you
I love you Val
Aishiteru
Aishiteru
Aishiteru wo hana shimasu yo
Aishiteru
Aishiteru, Varu
I love you
I love you
I say I love you
I love you
I love you Val
Anata wa watashi ga suki wo hana shimasu ka
Demo, watashi wa anata ga suki desu yo
Aishiteru
Aishiteru, Varu
Will you say that you love me?
But, I love you
I love you
I love you Val
Aishiteru, Varu
Samui yoru mo
I love you Val
Even on the coldest nights
"She's got a fever and she's shivering too! She's sick! She's sick!" "So it seems.", Valgaav comments simply and without concern. "We've GOT to do something! We've GOT to warm her up Lord Valgaav! We have to get her some medicine!", Jilias exclaims. "We don't have to do anything. I have to meet with Lord Gaav in Tygr Valley.", Valgaav informs coldly. "So, we leave her here, then?" "Leave her behind.", Val orders. "But boss! Lord Valgaav! She needs our help! We can't just...." Val gives the kitsune an angry look and then starts to walk off. "Wa...wa...wait! I can't leave without my special powder! I'll be right with ya!", Jilias exclaims watching both Valgaav and his boss take off.
Jilias catches up ten minutes later driving a cart very carefully. "What's that?", Valgaav inqueries raising his brow. "It's MY powder! My special EXPLOSIVE powder! I'm carting it in this wagon so it don't slow us down. I got to be careful though, cause it could blow us all up. That's how powerful my special powder is.", Jilias informs. "Whatever.", Val comments coldly rolling his eyes and continues his trek onwards and towards Tygr Valley.
Night falls and Valgaavs companions become weak and weary. "Shall we continue, Lord Valgaav?" "Yah, me and my boss are both exhausted. Can't we call it a night?" Val sighs. "Fine. Go start a fire and don't use your powder." "Aye, Lord Valgaav!", Jilias speaks and starts to work on the fire. "I'm gonna sleep in your wagon, so you better make room for me." "Uh...but...but...the...the powder!", Jilias stutters, but is too late to stop Valgaav from entering his wagon.
"What's this? Certainly not special powder of any sort.", Val comments seeing Lady Xilphor bundled up in blankets. She shivers from the cold. Val sighs and shakes his head. He scoots up next to her and puts a hand on her forehead. Although she was still shivering with three blankets on her, Val had to recoil his hand. "Hot!" He sighs again, looking at how pale and fragile she looks laying in the cart. He probably should be yelling at the kitsune for bringing her along, yet, he feels almost, relieved, that he did.
He lifts up the covers and slides under them, making sure that they are snuggled tightly around them. He puts his arms around her protectively. His face turns red and Val is left to wonder if he may have caught her ailment as well. Lying next to her, he realizes exactly how much taller than him, she really is.
The rules of bad guys slowly drift into Valgaav's head.....
1. Never fall in love
2. Never fall for the good girl - Well, Xilphor wasn't a good girl
3. Never sleep with someone unless it is part of your evil plan or suits your evil purposes
4. By sleep, sex is implied. Never simply sleep with anyone - But what if that's what SHE wants?
5. Never laugh for too long, you might die laughing
6. Never kiss a girl, unless it is to mess with your head or suits your evil purposes
7. Number six includes indirect kisses
8. Never get married, unless you have something to gain from the marriage - Wasn't planning to!
9. Never have kids, unless you do not plan on becoming an immortal and need someone to carry on the family business...of evil that is - Kids?! You're freaking me out!
10. All of the above rules are BS, bad guys don't need to follow rules. Do whatever you want, as long as you want to do it and it is for EVIL - Well THAT was a surpise...not!
The rules for all men to live by invade Valgaav's head.....
1. Never date a girl with a hideous laugh - Scary
2. Never date a girl with small breasts and can scare a dragon from its nest - She is small, isn't she?
3. Never date a girl that is or use to be a man - Uh...lemme check back on that one
4. Never date a girl who gives long-winded and annoying speeches...especially about love and justice
5. Never date an older woman - How old IS Xiphor anyways?
6. Never date a woman taller than you - Oh
7. Never date a golden dragon - I like where this is going
8. Never date the mother of your baby
9. Never date a mime
10. Never date your mother or your sister
Valgaav finds himself slowly drifting to sleep. Xilphor snuggles up closer to him and rests her head on his chest. "Isn't it romantic? And to think, Lord Valgaav didn't yell at me or anything."
In the morning, Valgaav wakes up with a yawn. The covers had been tossed and thrown aside and Lady Xilphor was strewn across him. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeh?!", Val exclaims very red. Xilphor opens her eyes and yawns looking down at Valgaav. "Val.", she says softly and smiling sweetly. "Ah...uh...hi.", Val stutters. "You...you took care of me? While I was sick?", she inquires. "Yes. Are you feeling alright now?" "Yes.", Xilphor replies wrapping her arms around Valgaav thankfully.
"And he gets all of the credit!"
