Disclaimer: Not Tolkein. Any of them. Therefore I do not own Bombadil. I never will. Nor will you. Deal with it.
Bombadil's Lament
Hey dol, derry dol, I was cut from the filming,
Merry dol, delly day, I find this quite upsetting!
Her dol, derry dong, I need some filming action,
Iddy dol dilly wal, I'm suing Peter Jackson!
Parry way, merry may, hobbits and dwarves are short,
Darry day, hassle way, around me they cavort.
Tell me that my part was cut right out of VHS and DVD
Harry day, dol de lay, the Tolkein fans forgot 'bout me!
What is my job in LOR, as it is said when shorted up?
That's just the problem, I've forgotten, but the movies were made up!
Derry dol, fol de rol, my Goldberry is calling me,
If you don't go away, I'll make you drink some tea.
Dilly ally, fiddly fa, where do these words come from?
Filly lily, la de da, making them up is fun.
Dilly dol, nerry noo, the movie has some taste,
Tailly silly oofy boo, away I must make haste!
Because not in the movies, see, I need to get some rest,
And if you want some kind advice, avoid the IRS.
