Bite Me (hard)
The song Fic By Burn-it
The song By Jim's big Ego
(The Scene opens with Ranma staring at picture of his father, the following is Ranma's thoughts on Genma engaging him to Akane Thank you very much that's a really nice offer really thank you very much what a really nice offer oh how could I refuse such a really nice offer thank you thank you thank you thank you
thank you really (Ranma darts at the picture, as yells the corus)
Bite me hard!
Bite me hard!
Bite me hard!
(The last dart has a note attached that says (what else) "Bite Me Hard!) Bite me hard!
(The usual scene of Ranma and Akane walking to school, Ranma says the following Akane)
I'm sorry, did I offend you just now
pardon me I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you
really I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you
should I like change my attitude
should I change my whole way of being
huh? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
I'm sorry.
Bite me hard! (Akane Mallets Ranma)
Bite me hard!
Bite me hard!
Bite me hard!
(Ranma think about his chaotic life) AAAAAAA! (Ranma thinks of all the fiancées) AIIII AIIII! (Ranma remembers a Polly Shore movie) AAAA!
(Ranma faces the entire Ranma½ cast) I just must be dreaming
I feel like I'm dreaming or sleeping or something
It's so surreal it's like I'm dreaming or sleeping or maybe somebody slipped something in my coffee like some nasty acid or some kind of like adrenaline or something (At that comment Akane begins to steam)
because it's so weird I feel like I'm dreaming or sleeping or something because did you just say that to me?
Bite me hard!
Bite me hard!
Bite me hard! (Everyone sweat-drops as Ranma continues to go crazy)
Bite me hard! I think I'm dreaming! Bite me hard
I must be asleep biting me! Bite me! Oh no, bite me! Bite me! Bite me hard! Bite me hard! AAAAaaaa!
Ranma- I that now got everything off my chest I now return you all to your lives.
END
(The Scene opens with Ranma staring at picture of his father, the following is Ranma's thoughts on Genma engaging him to Akane Thank you very much that's a really nice offer really thank you very much what a really nice offer oh how could I refuse such a really nice offer thank you thank you thank you thank you
thank you really (Ranma darts at the picture, as yells the corus)
Bite me hard!
Bite me hard!
Bite me hard!
(The last dart has a note attached that says (what else) "Bite Me Hard!) Bite me hard!
(The usual scene of Ranma and Akane walking to school, Ranma says the following Akane)
I'm sorry, did I offend you just now
pardon me I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you
really I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you
should I like change my attitude
should I change my whole way of being
huh? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
I'm sorry.
Bite me hard! (Akane Mallets Ranma)
Bite me hard!
Bite me hard!
Bite me hard!
(Ranma think about his chaotic life) AAAAAAA! (Ranma thinks of all the fiancées) AIIII AIIII! (Ranma remembers a Polly Shore movie) AAAA!
(Ranma faces the entire Ranma½ cast) I just must be dreaming
I feel like I'm dreaming or sleeping or something
It's so surreal it's like I'm dreaming or sleeping or maybe somebody slipped something in my coffee like some nasty acid or some kind of like adrenaline or something (At that comment Akane begins to steam)
because it's so weird I feel like I'm dreaming or sleeping or something because did you just say that to me?
Bite me hard!
Bite me hard!
Bite me hard! (Everyone sweat-drops as Ranma continues to go crazy)
Bite me hard! I think I'm dreaming! Bite me hard
I must be asleep biting me! Bite me! Oh no, bite me! Bite me! Bite me hard! Bite me hard! AAAAaaaa!
Ranma- I that now got everything off my chest I now return you all to your lives.
END
