Title: The Forbidden Herb Author: Wyn G. Aarden (aka Gwynn Whitelock) Warnings: Kyo on catnip, a really pissed off Yuki and Ayame being a bastard. Pairings: Absolutely None. Summary: This is your Kyo. This is your Kyo on catnip. Any questions?

*bouncebouncebouncebouncebounce* A blur of orange streaked across the room, knocking over everything in it's path. Tohru and Shigure winced in unison.

A vein throbbed in Yuki's forehead. He glared at Tohru and Shigure.

"Whose idea was it to give Kyo catnip, again?" he asked. Tohru and Shigure looked at each other.

"Yuki-kun, I didn't give him anything at all except lunch," Tohru said.

"Ah, Yuki, you know I don't have any talent with growing things," Shigure added.

Yuki marched outside, slamming the sliding door closed. "When I find out who did, I will KILL them," he snarled before retreating to his garden.

And, from outside, there was a snicker.

"That will teach Yuki for refusing to meet with me," proclaimed Ayame.

The End.

XD Based on a comment in a fanfic made about Kyo and catnip. *giggles*