This is a BTVS/Muppets crossover (I'm tired and loony, only 1 chapter, so
don't worry about it. (grin)
Buffy was walking thru the cemetery, when she heard a cry of "Hi-Ya". She started running, but got bowled over by a hairy creature who was yelling "Wo-man, Wo-man!". Throwing it off, she continued running, and stumbled across an extraordinary scene. A 4 foot tall pig in a dress, knocking vampires over, under, and out right and left. All the while yelling incoherently. 2 old men were sitting in rickety chairs, laughing hysterically and making random comments. A frog in an old reporters costume, was saying "Kermit the frog here, reporting live in Sunnydale where." A blue creature with a long nose was chasing a chicken, all the while saying "My Love, My love". A weird looking scientist in red rimmed glasses was saying to a tall, weird looking assistant "Now Beaker, take this vial, and light a match." while said creature was making senseless noises. And Xander was lying on a hospital bed with a 5 foot tall Dog in a surgical costume, standing over him saying, "Nurse, there seems to be something sticking out of his chest" . The reply was "Next time don't eat your dinner on your patient."
Then Buffy woke up on the couch, and looked at Willow who was laughing at one of the episode of muppets she'd made Buffy buy for her from that tv advertisement for dvd releases of all of the Muppets. "Dang it Willow, I told you we should've eaten something first before you forced me to watch this!"
Buffy was walking thru the cemetery, when she heard a cry of "Hi-Ya". She started running, but got bowled over by a hairy creature who was yelling "Wo-man, Wo-man!". Throwing it off, she continued running, and stumbled across an extraordinary scene. A 4 foot tall pig in a dress, knocking vampires over, under, and out right and left. All the while yelling incoherently. 2 old men were sitting in rickety chairs, laughing hysterically and making random comments. A frog in an old reporters costume, was saying "Kermit the frog here, reporting live in Sunnydale where." A blue creature with a long nose was chasing a chicken, all the while saying "My Love, My love". A weird looking scientist in red rimmed glasses was saying to a tall, weird looking assistant "Now Beaker, take this vial, and light a match." while said creature was making senseless noises. And Xander was lying on a hospital bed with a 5 foot tall Dog in a surgical costume, standing over him saying, "Nurse, there seems to be something sticking out of his chest" . The reply was "Next time don't eat your dinner on your patient."
Then Buffy woke up on the couch, and looked at Willow who was laughing at one of the episode of muppets she'd made Buffy buy for her from that tv advertisement for dvd releases of all of the Muppets. "Dang it Willow, I told you we should've eaten something first before you forced me to watch this!"
