A/N: Oh, what a bad writer I am… I'm choosing to write this chapter instead of working on my real works of fiction… you know, the important ones. Like Twinsabers. Oh well, such is life. So anyway, here's the next chapter of this insanely random fic!
Mufasa stepped into the room and smiled an odd, lionish smile at the three girls, the Jedi Knight, and the whining brat-child. "Greetings," he said, his voice a low rumble.
"Dear lord!" Celeb exclaimed, pointing at the lion. "He ate Vader!"
"No, no," Adnap replied, shaking her head. "If he'd eaten Vader, Anakin wouldn't be here, since they're one and the same. Get it?"
"Oh…" Celeb looked down, thinking. "Well, can we get Mufasa to eat Anakin, then?"
"What??" the Padawan in question exclaimed. "Why do you want him to eat me?"
"Because we hate you," Meg replied reasonably.
"Why?"
"Because you cause all sorts of pain for the people we do like, like Obi-Wan, for instance."
"He does?" Obi-Wan asked, puzzled.
"Yes. He does." Meg paused, looking thoughtful. "You know, it's really Vader who kills you, though."
"He what??" Obi-Wan demanded, eyeing Anakin suspiciously.
Luckily, right at that moment, an unconscious Nabooian crashed through the roof.
BM: Wait, wait… that's not the right script!
Celeb: What do you mean, 'not the right script'? There is no script!
Adnap: Yeah, we're kind of improving here.
BM: Well, someone is trying to turn this into a Moulin Rouge crossover, and I never authorized that.
Adnap: Why not? It's a coolie movie!
BM: Yes, but I'm in control of this fic! And I say the Moulin Rouge crossover comes later.
Celeb: Aww… I like the unconscious Nabooian…
BM: …who is the Nabooian anyway?
Celeb: Iunno. Let's go back to the fic and find out.
BM: All right…
"Look! Padme!" Adnap exclaimed, pointing at the collapsed senator.
"She's supposed to walk through the door, not fall through the roof," Meg said, puzzled.
"So what? We're not even supposed to be here," Adnap said. "Let's see if we can revive her."
"Power of the fangirls?" Celeb asked.
"I think so. Ready? On three. One… two… three!"
"Behold, the Power of the Fangirls!" all three exclaimed. Suddenly Padme sat up, coughing and dusting bits of plaster off of her dress.
"Where am I?" she asked.
"You're in some random room with three fangirls, a hot Jedi Knight, and your whiny future husband," Celeb replied.
"Fangirls? Husband?" Padme looked very confused.
"Shh, Celeb! Don't say that! We're here to promote Obidala, remember?" Meg said conspiratorially.
"We are?" Celeb asked, scratching her head. "I thought we were here to torment Anakin and glomp Obi-Wan."
"Let's just call those side-quests."
"But glomping should be first on the list!"
"Well… it's not. Now we're promoting Obidala, got it?"
Celeb sighed. "All right…"
Meg again faced the three Star Warts characters, who were all looking enormously confused. "I assume you all know each other. Would anyone mind if we… er… took Anakin out for a bit?"
"Why?" Obi-Wan demanded. "He's my Padawan. I won't have you killing him."
"Oh, we won't," Meg replied. "If we kill Anakin, we'll never get a Darth Vader or a Luke."
"Do we want a Luke?" Celeb asked.
"Yes. Er, I do at least."
Celeb rolled her eyes. "Don't worry, Master Kenobi. We just want to give you and the Senator a little 'alone' time. You know, to catch up."
"But-" Anakin began, but a sound 'thwack' from Adnap's saber hilt silenced him. He glowered angrily, rubbing at the bump on his head.
"Fine," Obi-Wan replied, just a little relieved to get rid of Anakin for a moment or two, "but have him back in three standard time parts. He needs to do his meditation exercises."
"Wohoo!" Celeb exclaimed, shoving Anakin towards the door. "Don't worry, your Kenobi-ness, we'll take great care of him."
Obi-Wan looked a little unsure about that, but shrugged and turned back to Padme. Meg grinned and handcuffed Anakin's arms behind his back while Obi-Wan wasn't looking, and bent down to whisper into the bratty Jedi's ear. "We're going to take care of you all right… real good care of you… MUAHAHAHAAA!"
Anakin gulped and looked at the three nervously, wondering what they were going to do to him.
A/N: What do the three fangirls have in store for the Jedi boi? Why is 'Sk8er Boi' so dang popular? Why is it so annoying??? And whatever happened to Mufasa?
