"So which way we going Daniel?" Jack asked as they walked out of the
restaurant after lunch.
"Two blocks that way." Daniel pointed down the street.
"Where are we going?" Sam inquired.
"You'll see." Daniel replied. Jack and Teal'c took the lead and Daniel dropped back into step with Sam. "So how do you think Jack ended up with popcorn in his hair." Sam didn't say anything just started whistling inconspicuously. "Sam?" Daniel pushed.
"I may have thrown it there."
"How exactly? He would have noticed it you'd thrown it?"
"If you're very quick you can throw a piece while your putting another piece in your mouth. It used to drive Mark mad, he never did figure it out."
"You're sneaky."
"It's a talent." Sam agreed and smiled at him. "So what's your great plan since the Colonel can't hear you?"
"Are you sure he can't? Don't the Air Force provide you with supersonic hearing?" Daniel teased.
"He's not listening in, his ears go red when he tries."
"You noticed that?" Daniel questioned.
"When you're in combat situations you learn to pick up each other's tell signs. Like I can tell when he's lying or when he's hiding something. Or when he yells and doesn't mean it, but has too for appearance sake. I can usually read you pretty well too. Teal'c's harder, but you can tell a lot by looking at his eyes."
"I guess I'm still learning."
"Don't worry, you've got us watching your six." Sam said patting him on the shoulder. "Now where are we going?"
"Do you want to shoot Jack?" Daniel asked.
"I told you, we couldn't I would be out the Air Force before you could say Abydos."
"I know that was what got me thinking. What if we could shoot him and not getting in trouble for it?"
"How? What.. I get it." The realisation dawned on Sam.
"Good huh?" Daniel smiled. "Jack, hang a right at the end of the street and it's the second building on the left."
"Laser quest?" Jack questioned as they stood outside the centre. "Don't we get enough guns at work?"
"You are always telling me I need to practice. Not that I know any archaeologists that can shoot as well as I can but that's beside the point. It'll be fun. You and Teal'c versus Sam and I."
"Are sure you want it that way?" Jack asked.
"Why not?" Daniel asked.
"I've been shooting a gun since you were a kid and remember Teal'c's previous day job and."
"And?" Sam prompted.
"And Carter.well you shoot like a girl."
"I am a girl." Sam pointed out, "I also came top in my class on the range and I shoot well enough to make one hole with a bullet in the target and then get the rest of the clip through the same hole. So sir with all due respect, bring it on. Come on Daniel." Daniel followed her inside.
"It looks like we have to kick some archaeologist and astrophysicist butt." Jack said to Teal'c.
"What is 'Laser quest'?" Teal'c asked.
"Laser quest..." Jack explained as they went in.
~
"Just stay low and behind the plastic rocks. Keep them busy while I try and sneak up behind them." Sam advised Daniel. "Drop and roll where necessary. Moving targets are harder to hit."
"Got it. What do you think Jack will do?"
"Knowing the Colonel, he'll try and draw us out. I've watched him enough to know his MO in these situations; he'll treat this as a military exercise just to get back at me. Teal'c is the wild card, he's never done this but he's had good training." Sam advised.
~
"Teal'c keep an eye out for Danny. I'll watch out for Carter."
"As you wish O'Neill."
~
Daniel shot out his gun and managed to hit Teal'c before dropping and rolling to the next rock. Jack was randomly shooting at him and ducking behind the rocks trying to locate Sam. Daniel moved further along before taking aim again. This time hitting Jack he ducked again taking aim at him. Sam had yet to take a shot but was currently hidden behind a rock slowly creeping further away from Daniel who was holding his own better than she had expected.
"Damn it. Teal'c where's Carter?" Jack yelled after another ten minutes. Jack felt something on the back of his head.
"Looking for me sir?" Sam asked in an innocent voice. "On your knees." Jack dropped his laser gun on the floor and got to his knees. Teal'c and Daniel were engaged in a gun battle of there own so weren't paying any attention to the Colonel and the Captain. "Slowly turn around and place your hands on your head." Sam instructed. Jack did as he was told. "So I shoot like a girl sir?" She held her gun up to the chest plate target and continued pulling the trigger until it Jack needed to recharge it. "Thanks for a nice weekend sir." She dropped a chaste kiss on his cheek and ran off shooting at Teal'c. Sam hit Teal'c too until he needed recharging too. While Jack and Teal'c ran to recharge Sam high tailed it back to Daniel's side.
"Did you get him?" Daniel was taking a breather.
"Oh yeah. I had the gun to his head and him on his knees. I think the Colonel is the one who needs the refresher training." Daniel laughed and they began to return fire.
"Two blocks that way." Daniel pointed down the street.
"Where are we going?" Sam inquired.
"You'll see." Daniel replied. Jack and Teal'c took the lead and Daniel dropped back into step with Sam. "So how do you think Jack ended up with popcorn in his hair." Sam didn't say anything just started whistling inconspicuously. "Sam?" Daniel pushed.
"I may have thrown it there."
"How exactly? He would have noticed it you'd thrown it?"
"If you're very quick you can throw a piece while your putting another piece in your mouth. It used to drive Mark mad, he never did figure it out."
"You're sneaky."
"It's a talent." Sam agreed and smiled at him. "So what's your great plan since the Colonel can't hear you?"
"Are you sure he can't? Don't the Air Force provide you with supersonic hearing?" Daniel teased.
"He's not listening in, his ears go red when he tries."
"You noticed that?" Daniel questioned.
"When you're in combat situations you learn to pick up each other's tell signs. Like I can tell when he's lying or when he's hiding something. Or when he yells and doesn't mean it, but has too for appearance sake. I can usually read you pretty well too. Teal'c's harder, but you can tell a lot by looking at his eyes."
"I guess I'm still learning."
"Don't worry, you've got us watching your six." Sam said patting him on the shoulder. "Now where are we going?"
"Do you want to shoot Jack?" Daniel asked.
"I told you, we couldn't I would be out the Air Force before you could say Abydos."
"I know that was what got me thinking. What if we could shoot him and not getting in trouble for it?"
"How? What.. I get it." The realisation dawned on Sam.
"Good huh?" Daniel smiled. "Jack, hang a right at the end of the street and it's the second building on the left."
"Laser quest?" Jack questioned as they stood outside the centre. "Don't we get enough guns at work?"
"You are always telling me I need to practice. Not that I know any archaeologists that can shoot as well as I can but that's beside the point. It'll be fun. You and Teal'c versus Sam and I."
"Are sure you want it that way?" Jack asked.
"Why not?" Daniel asked.
"I've been shooting a gun since you were a kid and remember Teal'c's previous day job and."
"And?" Sam prompted.
"And Carter.well you shoot like a girl."
"I am a girl." Sam pointed out, "I also came top in my class on the range and I shoot well enough to make one hole with a bullet in the target and then get the rest of the clip through the same hole. So sir with all due respect, bring it on. Come on Daniel." Daniel followed her inside.
"It looks like we have to kick some archaeologist and astrophysicist butt." Jack said to Teal'c.
"What is 'Laser quest'?" Teal'c asked.
"Laser quest..." Jack explained as they went in.
~
"Just stay low and behind the plastic rocks. Keep them busy while I try and sneak up behind them." Sam advised Daniel. "Drop and roll where necessary. Moving targets are harder to hit."
"Got it. What do you think Jack will do?"
"Knowing the Colonel, he'll try and draw us out. I've watched him enough to know his MO in these situations; he'll treat this as a military exercise just to get back at me. Teal'c is the wild card, he's never done this but he's had good training." Sam advised.
~
"Teal'c keep an eye out for Danny. I'll watch out for Carter."
"As you wish O'Neill."
~
Daniel shot out his gun and managed to hit Teal'c before dropping and rolling to the next rock. Jack was randomly shooting at him and ducking behind the rocks trying to locate Sam. Daniel moved further along before taking aim again. This time hitting Jack he ducked again taking aim at him. Sam had yet to take a shot but was currently hidden behind a rock slowly creeping further away from Daniel who was holding his own better than she had expected.
"Damn it. Teal'c where's Carter?" Jack yelled after another ten minutes. Jack felt something on the back of his head.
"Looking for me sir?" Sam asked in an innocent voice. "On your knees." Jack dropped his laser gun on the floor and got to his knees. Teal'c and Daniel were engaged in a gun battle of there own so weren't paying any attention to the Colonel and the Captain. "Slowly turn around and place your hands on your head." Sam instructed. Jack did as he was told. "So I shoot like a girl sir?" She held her gun up to the chest plate target and continued pulling the trigger until it Jack needed to recharge it. "Thanks for a nice weekend sir." She dropped a chaste kiss on his cheek and ran off shooting at Teal'c. Sam hit Teal'c too until he needed recharging too. While Jack and Teal'c ran to recharge Sam high tailed it back to Daniel's side.
"Did you get him?" Daniel was taking a breather.
"Oh yeah. I had the gun to his head and him on his knees. I think the Colonel is the one who needs the refresher training." Daniel laughed and they began to return fire.
