Notes: Sorry this was so long in coming… but Saturn Riddle's 'Lost' inspired this new chappy. Enjoy!

Meg, Adnap, and Celeb waltzed up the hill towards the Moulin Rouge, hauling Anakin along by a rope around his wrists. The Padawan had long since given up arguing, and now stalked along behind them with only a sulky scowl on his face.

"Ok, so me and Adnap will go upstairs to find our Penniless Poet friend, and Celeb can guard Anakin," Meg said.

"Why do I have to guard him?" Celeb asked.

"Because you get to kick him if he tries to escape."

"Oh. Ok then!"

Anakin grimaced. "Will it never end?"

"Probably not," Adnap said.

"Wait a minute…" Anakin screwed up his face in concentration, then grinned stupidly. "I can use the Force to escape!"

"No you can't," Meg replied.

"Why not?"

"Because I said so. If you try to run, Celeb here with Force-lightning your ass."

"I can use Force lightning?" Celeb asked.

"But how come you can use the Force and I can't?" Anakin whined.

"Because of my little pet," Meg said, reaching into her pocket and drawing out a hamster-sized furball. "Meet Bob. Bob is a pocket Ysalamiri."

"That still doesn't explain your being able to use the Force."

"Bob is special. Bob can turn his Force bubble on and off."

"That's… uh… handy…"

"And I have three!" Meg grinned. she drew out two more little Ysalamiri and handed one to Celeb and one to Adnap. "They're very affectionate."

"I shall call you my Squishy and keep you and you shall be my Squishy!" Celeb said, putting her Ysalamiri on her shoulder.

"I hate you," Anakin muttered.

"The feeling is mutual."

With that, Meg and Adnap skipped off towards the garret. They practically flew up the stairs and skidded to a halt outside of Christian's room, giggling uncontrollably. "You open the door," Meg whispered.

"No, you!" Adnap hissed, jabbing Meg in the ribs with her elbow.

"You!"

"You!"

"What's going on out here?"

As Christian flung his door open, it whacked Meg solidly in the chest and she toppled backwards down the stairs to land in a heap on the floor below. Adnap yelped and jumped down to help her friend up as Christian looked on, very perturbed.

"Are you ok?" Adnap asked.

"Yeah, Bob cushioned my fall." Meg pulled out the little creature, who blinked at them, yawned, and fell back asleep. Adnap didn't bother asking how the tiny creature had acted as a buffer for Meg's fall and survived. She picked herself up, then dashed up the stairs and latched herself around Christian's waist.

"Squeee!" she squealed.

Adnap promptly stole Christian's hat and put it on her head. "Squee!" she squealed, following Meg's example.

"Who are you?" Christian demanded, trying to free himself from Meg's vice grip.

"I'm Meg, otherwise known as Blade Malfoy Celebare," Meg said, unlatching herself only long enough to give a little bow.

"I'm Adnap Nottap. We're fanfiction authors," Adnap said, stealing Christian's scarf. He tried to grab at it, but couldn't move due to Meg.

"Who?" he asked, utterly confused.

"Never mind," Meg shrugged. "We're here to tell you we love you!"

"And we love your voice!"

"Can you sing for us?"

"We'll let you go!"

"Please?"

Christian stuttered ineffectively for a moment, then sighed and threw his hands up. "What do you want me to sing?"

"Oh dear," Adnap said.

"The Bad Touch!" Meg squealed.

"Oh, nobody saw that one coming," Celeb muttered, dragging Anakin up the steps.

"Decided to join us, did you?" Meg asked casually as she poked Christian's shoe.

"Well, yeah. I hate this movie, but Ewan McGregor is fine."

"Obi-Wan?" Anakin asked incredulously.

"What?" Christian asked again, now even more puzzled.

Luckily for all involved, right at that moment the swirly whirlpool appeared in Christian's doorway and sucked Meg, Celeb, Adnap, and Anakin through it. Meg had such a good hold on Christian's pants that they came clean off as the whirlpool dragged her away. The penniless poetic hotness was left standing in the middle of the hallway, pantless, mouth agape.

Miliseconds later, the whirlpool spat the Cali teens and Anakin out in a vast, dark forest. This time they managed not to fall into a tangled heap. Adnap actually popped out on her feet, and was the first to realize where they were this time.

"The Forbidden Forest!" she exclaimed, jumping up and down with glee. "We're at Hogwarts, guys!"

Notes: So the Cali teens and their captive have landed in the universe of Harry Potter this time. Again, they know where, but not when. Who will they meet? Will Anakin ever get a break? And what about Christian's clothes?