Ode to Captain Jack Sparrow

(sung to the BlackAdder theme tune...you might have to read several of the lines again to see if they fit, but I assure you, if you sing them right, they all fit the tune! Enjoy!)

(btw, couldn't resist line 3...I did try the word 'rum', but there was only one thing I could think of to rhyme with that!)

Verse 1: His looks no others can surpass

The art of subtle make-up he's not mastered
He has a tight and lovely arse
And walks like he's well and truly plastered

Chorus: Jack Sparrow, Jack Sparrow, your skin is smooth and tanned
Jack Sparrow, Jack Sparrow, my luscious pirate man
Jack Sparrow, your hat is the least of all your charms
I love your eyeliner and wildly flailing arms!

Verse 2: Your beautiful voice I just adore
Effeminate ways are so appealing
When I first saw you in screen four
My heart rebounded through the ceiling

Chorus: Jack Sparrow, Jack Sparrow, your dreadlocks dark and long
Jack Sparrow, I love you, that's why I wrote this song
Jack Sparrow, Jack Sparrow the Pearl will set us free
Jack Sparrow, I love you, dump Liz and come kiss me!