Title:  Naughty Elf, Bad Kitty

Author:  Sweet Dreams

Fandom:  X-Men: Evolution

Rating:  PG (mild language, insaneness)

Genre:  Humor/Romance

Pairing:  Kurt/Kitty

Summary:  Sequel to "Upside Down". Kurt and Kitty are up to no good… (No, this is not a lemon. I think I need to change the title and summary…) (If you didn't read "Upside Down", read it now. Otherwise you won't be able to understand what's going on here.)

Disclaimer:  I'm only saying this once—I don't own X-Men: Evolution. I don't want to, anyway. Get it? Got it? Good.

Author's Note:  You guys asked for a sequel—you got it. Sorry if the characters are slightly OOC – I'm not an obsessive fan here. . This will be longer than its prequel, but not too long, considering that it's pretty much pointless…It just follows the idea that Kurt and Kitty are the biggest troublemakers of the Institute—Pointless K/K humor. I'm not writing this to impress, I'm writing it to amuse. That's the point of humor. Insanity ensues. You have been warned…

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Chapter 1 – Logan's Bad Hair Day

A month has passed since Kurt and Kitty's "Kodak moment". Even though they didn't get to go to Hawaii, they were still pretty happy. Kurt was happy because the girl of his dreams was finally his—Kitty was happy because of her relationship with Kurt, but also because the mansion had been empty and quiet for once. In fact, she had not gotten a single headache since the others left, which was miraculous.

Unfortunately, Logan didn't let them off the hook that easily. They were still grounded, and were required to complete a thirty minute Danger Room session with him every day for a month. Luckily, today was their last day of punishment. (Although to Logan, it wasn't punishment—just extra training.) Plus, they had to wake up early, and today Kitty wasn't awake when she was supposed to be…

The "Pryde" of the X-men was still sound asleep cuddling her stuffed Lockheed.

"Mmm…Kurt…" She muttered, as she smiled in her sleep as she turned around in her bed, holding her Lockheed even tighter. Now she was facing her alarm clock, which was on her nightstand next to her bed. That's when she awoke from her deep slumber.

The petite brunette slowly opened her clear blue cat-like eyes; her light irises moved around as she lazily glanced at her surroundings.

"Oh…it was just a dream. Heh."

Then her eyes met her alarm clock, which read – 12:03PM

Immediately she bolted up in bed. "Ack! Why didn't the stupid thing ring?!"

BAMF! Kurt appeared in his pajamas (a white t-shirt and silver drawstring pants), hanging upside down on Kitty's ceiling lamp. "Katzchen, if you didn't keep phasing your hand through it all of the time…"

Kitty sighed. "I know. But the Prof designed it to resist the effects of my powers." |1|

"Maybe your powers are stronger now. The alarm clock doesn't stand a chance." Kurt grinned, flashing his cute fangs at his girlfriend as he hung off her lamp.

Kitty smirked before she grabbed her stuffed Lockheed and threw it at him.

Kurt caught the toy before it could hit him. "Aw, poor baby. You treat your stuffed animals like this?" The blue fuzzy mutant 'ported to the ground and pet Lockheed lovingly.

Kitty flashed Kurt a naughty grin. "Which stuffed animal are you talking about? You, or Lockheed?"

"Oooh. Dirty talk…" Kurt tossed Lockheed onto Kitty's bed and advanced closer to her. "So I'm your stuffed animal now, hmm..?"

Kitty playfully bit down on her lower lip as she got out of bed; clad in her pink pajamas. Kurt couldn't help but smile as he looked her over. Her long, gorgeous brown hair was messy and tangled in curls, yet she looked wildly beautiful like that; not crappy like most people do in the mornings. He never got tired of staring at her—she was like an angel to him, with a pure sense of innocence…He felt so lucky to be with her. She was his dream come true, the past month was heaven for him.

Kitty was just as infatuated with him, as he was with her—although he never knew it. With her amazing prismatic eyes, she gave him 'the stare'…the stare that told him that she was up to something.

Kurt returned her stare with a look that said, 'bring-it-on' – and that's exactly what she did. Kitty pounced at him and he caught her in his arms, then lifted her up and carried her in the same way that one would carry a baby. |2|

Kitty wrapped her slender arms around him; then smiled up at him while he looked down upon her. His soft blue bangs fell over the sides of his matching soft blue face as he leaned down to kiss her forehead.

This sickeningly tender moment would have continued if it had not been for the rude interruption that followed. A very grumpy-looking Logan suddenly knocked on the door and then opened it without even waiting to be invited in. He glared at them with an angry expression…though they could not see his expression due to the fact that their backs were facing him.

"What the heck are you two kids doin'? Elf, you ain't s'posed to be in here." Logan growled.

Kurt, who was still holding his Katzchen in his arms, turned around to face their angry instructor. The duo stared wide-eyed at Logan for a minute before they burst into giggles.

Now Logan looked perplexed. "I'll never understand you two kids. You know that the rest of the team is coming home today, right?"

Kurt placed Kitty down on the ground so she could stand up. They had stopped giggling and now had the goofiest grins on as they stared at Logan. "Mister Logan, what's with your hair? I think I digged your old look better." Apparently the news that Logan had wasn't as entertaining as Logan was himself…

Logan's hair didn't have "wings" today; instead it was spiky all around. Messy, like hat/bed hair messy.

"Don't be changin' the subject, Half-Pint. If you must know, I ran out of hair gel and I lent all my hats to the kids for their trip, so I'm stuck like this with a bad hair day. At least my hair ain't pink! Now you two crazy kids better get dressed and get downstairs soon before I decide to give you an extra Danger Room session. An' Elf? I better not catch you in here again."

Kurt gave Logan his best puppy-dog eyes before 'porting to his room. In response to that, Logan shook his head, rolled his eyes and left; closing the door behind him.

After the guys left, Kitty sighed. She loved the peace and quiet that she and Kurt had together that month, but today was the last day she'd enjoy those comforts because soon…the mansion would be over-crowded again.

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Kurt and Kitty were dressed and were downstairs eating breakfast. Kurt looked cute as always; he was wearing a white long-sleeved shirt and baggy blue jeans. Kitty was in a blood-red, short-sleeved, button-up shirt and black stretch flares, and her hair was tied back in her usual pony-tail.

Logan was casually sitting on the windowsill nearby (the windowsill was large enough to serve as an extra seat) in his black t-shirt, and tight jeans, reading his newspaper and drinking his spiked coffee (Yes. His coffee is spiked.) …while keeping an eye on the two troublemakers.

Kitty was sitting across from Kurt on the dining room table, eating a donut while playing something on her laptop.

Kurt's tail was being…really active for some reason. It needed to grab hold of something, so it delicately wrapped itself around Kitty's bare ankle.

Kitty halted her game and looked at Kurt with a raised eyebrow until he met her questioning gaze. He smiled mischievously at her when he realized where his tail was. It brought back some memories…

Kitty decided to play along, so she slipped her foot out of her brown leather slide-in shoe and found his animalistic foot with hers. Kurt could feel her leg and the side of her small foot caressing the side of his, while his tail was still wrapped around her ankle.

The best part was that Logan never suspected a thing. But when he coughed, Kurt and Kitty stopped what they were doing, directed their attention to Logan…and immediately broke out laughing again.

Annoyed, Logan looked up from his paper.

Kitty grinned. "Sorry Mister Logan, you just…you look so funny."

Logan cast an innocent glance at Kurt. "Elf, do you have a hat I can borrow?"

At that, Kurt and Kitty started laughing again.

"If you lend me a hat—then you both get a free ticket out of today's Danger Room session." Logan didn't want to be the laughing-stock of the entire Institute when the others got home…

That statement caused Kurt and Kitty to stop their laughter. "It's a deal!" Both shouted simultaneously.

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"How about this one?" Kitty pulled out a hideous green flowered Hawaiian bucket hat out of Kurt's messy closet.

Kurt took the hat out of her hands and examined it. "Hmm…do you think that Logan would look more stupid in this one? I like the rainbow clown afro better…" Kurt held up a scary curly rainbow-colored afro wig for Kitty to see.

Kitty giggled. "Yeah, but I mean, come on Kurt. Logan would so totally NOT wear that."

"Good point. Oh…but we can make him wear it…" Kurt grinned lopsidedly at her.

A look of doubt passed over Kitty's pretty face. "We'll get in trouble again…"

"I'll take the blame. But I'll need your help. Here's the plan…" The Fuzzy Dude started to tell the Kitty Cat his plan.

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To Be Continued..???

A/N:  Hah! I love Logan. That's why I love torturing him. (That…didn't make any sense…) Anyway, because I've won the award for Worst-Written-German-Accent, I'm not doing any accents—period. But that's a good thing.

|1| – Watching the 1st season episode "Grim Reminder" (It was the Kurt/Kitty and Wolverine episode when they went to Canada.) at the beginning, Kitty phases her hand through her alarm clock but it doesn't short out, it just turns off. So this is my explanation for why it did that. Although I doubt it's possible…

|2| – They can do this in The Sims game. (FYI, I've got Kurt and Kitty downloaded onto my Sims game…) ;P

This chapter was…blah. The story gets funnier when they start pulling pranks on everybody. Reviews would be appreciated. =)

Next Update:  ?/? (I don't know if I should continue. It's hard to write humor in a fandom where angst is the dominant genre. Personally, I like this – it's a cute/amusing story, I just want to know if anyone would be interested in reading more. Let me know.)