A/N:  Thanks for the reviews. I'm continuing this for you guys. :D

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Chapter 2 – Clowns and Claws

Kitty jumped up on Kurt's bed and stood on it while she shook her head. "Kurt, I think your plan stinks…"

Kurt jumped up on the bed, got behind her and wrapped his arms around her. He put his chin over her shoulder; his eyelids fell heavy and he smiled as he took in her sweet scent. He could smell her hair—the fragrant shampoo and conditioner she used…mixed with her light perfume. "Mmm, Katzchen you smell good…"

Kitty placed one of her hands over his. "Fuzzy, you're changing the subject…"

Kurt nuzzled his cheek against hers. "Fine. Let's forget it, then."

With a smile, Kitty turned around and gazed into his sunny eyes. "Do you still have the picture that Logan took of us…upside down?" She asked softly, with a sparkling glint in her eye.

Kurt nodded. "It's on the ceiling right there." He pointed straight up. The printed-out picture was taped on the ceiling over their heads. "Every night I can see it up there. It helps me have good dreams--"

"Kurt."

"—Of us…" Kurt took her hand and led her off the bed and to the floor.

"Let's do it one more time," Kitty smiled slyly, "Before the others get here."

Right after Kitty said that, Kurt rushed to his balcony and pulled the curtains closed. Kitty ran to go lock the door. This time, they wanted it to be private.

Kurt crawled up the wall to the lamp and got into position; Kitty phased up through the ceiling—then phased her upper body down. "Hi."

"Hi." Kurt's tail circled her waist and he pulled her against him. They held each other and kissed in a position that no ordinary human could ever hope to achieve. The moment was too short for both of them; it was an extremely uncomfortable position, but knowing that they could accomplish the impossible was the thrill that got them to like it.

When they had enough, Kurt 'ported them to the ground—they were still holding each other when they heard a knock on the door.

"Kurt, I changed my mind." Kitty whispered, "Let's go with the plan."

Still holding her, Kurt chuckled, "I guess being upside down can change a person's mind…Okay Kitty. Let's do it."

"I'll get the walkie-talkies and you go see who's at the door." Kitty instructed.

Kurt nodded. Then Kitty phased away through a wall. Someone was speaking from the other side of the door, "Kurt? May I ask what--?"

Kurt ran to the door and opened it—it was Hank. "Hello!" Kurt chirped with a phony grin.

"Logan is getting irritated because you aren't downstairs with his hat…and the others should be arriving at any minute now."

"Oh…right. Tell him I'll be down in a sec."

"Alright." Hank walked away.

Kurt shut the door—locked it—and breathed out a sigh of relief. Just then, Kitty phased in through a wall with the walkie-talkies in hand. Kurt grinned mischievously and grabbed the curly rainbow clown afro wig from his closet then turned to Kitty and flashed her a thumbs-up sign.

Their evil plan was underway.

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3:00PM

Kurt was crouched down beside the mansion's staircase; not too far from the mansion's front door. The entrance-way to the kitchen was nearby and Logan stood there with his arms crossed over his chest and impatiently tapped his foot on the ground, as he waited for his hat delivery. The gruff man was not aware of Kurt's location.

Right then, Hank walked downstairs. Logan cast a glance at the blue furry beastly man. "Well? Is the Elf bringing it, or what?"

Hank sighed. "Yes. Though I don't see why you feel the need to wear a hat. Your hair looks fine to me…"

"Well that's probably because my hair is now identical in appearance to your shaggy fur." Logan replied with a classic smartass smirk.

"Oh, grow up, Logan." Hank smirked back at Logan before he disappeared into the living room.

"I have grown up. I'm a hell of a lot older than I look, and you know it, Hank!"

Kurt grinned and stifled a laugh from his hiding spot. He'd never seen those two in an argument before, especially one so childish as this one.

Suddenly the mansions outside gates could be heard creaking open.

'They're here…' Kurt ducked his head, put the walkie-talkie to his pointy elven ear and pressed the 'talk' button, "This is Fuzzy Elf to Sex Kitten, do you read me?" He spoke quietly into the phone; low enough not to be heard by Logan.

Kitty, who was upstairs standing in the room above, opened her pretty blue eyes wide and dropped her jaw when she received Kurt's call. "SEX KITTEN?! Kurt, that's pathetic man."

Kurt chuckled. "I think it's hot. Well anyway, Logan is at the kitchen entrance-way. Do you know where that position is across from the floor above?"

"Yes, I'm there."

"Good. Because you're on. Go. Now. Fuzzy Elf, over and out." Kurt turned off the walkie-talkie.

Logan was just about to leave, but that's when Kitty fell through the ceiling above him. He got startled as she hit his back with her foot when she came down. She also managed to slip the afro wig onto Logan's head in the process. Perfect fit.

Kitty gasped and pretended to be shocked—she was a great actress. "Oh my…Mister Logan, I am SO sorry. I came down to give you the hat…well what do you know? It's on your head right now. You've never looked better. I dig it." Kitty grinned from ear-to-ear as she stared up at Logan in the curly rainbow-colored afro. It took every ounce of mental strength inside of her not to explode in laughter.

Kurt stood up and turned away from the scene, covered his mouth with a three-fingered hand and bit down on his lip to prevent himself from laughter.

"Thanks, Half-Pint. Now where's the Elf?"

Kurt removed his hand from his mouth (which was a little bloody because he had bitten down on his lip with his fangs) turned around and walked to Logan—he tried hard not to have his eyes meet his head.

Kitty nodded towards Kurt, "There's Kurt."

Logan turned to face Kurt. "Elf, do I look good, or what?"

Before Kurt could reply, the front door to the mansion opened…

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To Be Continued…

A/N:  ^________^ (Don't you all hate cliffhangers? Don't worry. I won't make it a habit.)

Shout-outs: (I don't usually do shout-outs but I'm in a good mood, so why not?)

JDH3 – Thank you so much and…KURTTY FOREVER!!! ;)

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Ari Powwel – 2 days? Cool. update Okay! I read the chapter! You do write fighting good—better than the crappy way that I do it…^^;;

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Kitty – Glad you like the story. I got the X-Men: Evolution sim skins a long time ago; I don't remember the site where I got them from, though. Sorry. . It was an X-Men: Evolution fan site somewhere…Surf the web—you're bound to find them eventually.

Raskolion Phoenix – Thanks and no, you didn't review Upside Down. In fact, most of you didn't…::evil glare::…but that's okay. Heh. Logan in his rainbow clown afro…maybe he could be the new mascot for the McDonald commercials? Lol. :D

Stevie Storm – Thank you! I don't think Kitty can do the phasing through the ceiling trick, but I find it amusing, and this is fiction, so…why not? ;)

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InsanePenman – Yep. I did tell you that I would write a sequel. I'm glad you like it. I don't know why people here don't like writing sweet and funny stories…

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Well, next chapter is hilarious, because we get to see how everyone reacts to Logan's new look. And Rogue and Jean suspect that something is going on between Kurt and Kitty…