Selina Kyle was pissed. The news was commenting about her sex life, even citing Batman as a recurring lover. Not that she could deny it, everyone knew that she was in his Kevlar once in a while. What she was mad about, and it was something that Bruce had doubled down on, was that the media was saying, especially in different social sites, that Batman refused to go down on her. While it wasn't a secret from anyone in the Batfamily, Selina had a habit of being found with her head in Bruce's lap, and she wouldn't deny that she enjoyed it. She just wished that her pointed-ear lover would return the favor more then once every couple of years.

"Stupid bastard," she muttered, slamming her fist into a chimney and wincing as she shook her hand out. "Suck his fucking dick all the goddamn time, and the one time I ask him if I can ride his face, he's just "No, Selina, I can't let you do that. Heroes don't do that." Well, what the fuck am I!?"

"Sexually frustrated?" another voice asked, a figure dropping down onto the rooftop beside Selina. Standing up, the new figure revealed herself to be Batwoman, flaming red hair protruding out of the cowl. "News is bullshit, and you know it."

Selina rolled her eyes, turning away from Batwoman. "Not in the mood for another speech, Kate. Least of all from you."

Kate chuckled, leaning against the chimney. "You're pissed about what the media's saying and what everyone with access to a keyboard is. Trust me, some heroes do enjoy it. I know for a fact that Superman goes down on his little reporter wife. And Flash does his girl too." She looked at Selina and smiled. "What you need is a good fuck."

"Oh, yeah? Where the hell am I going to get that, Bat?" Selina asked. "Bruce doesn't want to fuck me for a while. Could see if Jason's busy. Or Dick."

Kate laughed. "No, no. Don't go after the boys. Do you want rumors going around that you're robbing the Batcave cradle?" she asked, walking over to Selina. "No, what you need is a woman's touch. Trust me, I know that you're not as straight as you think you are, babe. Annika?"

"How the fuck-?!" Selina asked, rounding on Kate. "What do you propose, then? I go down to Crime Alley and spread my legs?"

"No," Kate said. "I'm offering to help."

Selina rolled her eyes. "No thanks, Kate. Not tonight. Think I'll just go home. Least my vibrators don't talk back." She turned away, grabbing her whip from her hip.

Kate sighed, shaking her head. "Maybe this'll convince you," she said, turning Selina to face her. She stuck her tongue out, curling it and touching the nose of her cowl. She watched Selina's eyes go from mild disgust to horny in an instant. "Well?"

"What…in the fuck?" Selina asked. "How in the hell is your tongue that long?" She blinked, unconsciously licking her lips. "What the hell did you do in the service, Kane?"

Kate smirked, walking over to Selina. "How do you think I stayed out of trouble, Cat?" she asked. "As to your second question, an accident as a kid. That small bit that keeps the tongue centered? Severed it like Gene Simmons. Now my tongue can do things that you can only dream of. And judging by the fact that you've licked your lips several times—mm!"

Selina lashed her whip around Kate and dragged the Batwoman close, slamming their lips together and kissing the redhead. "Stop talking," she growled. "And fucking show me."

Kate laughed, her hands sliding up and grabbing Selina's ass. "Yes, ma'am," she said, hearing the Catwoman purr as she squeezed Selina's ass. She dragged a hand up, fingers finding the zipper of her catsuit and pulling it down slowly, her tits spilling out of it after it reached her navel. "Mmm…nice tits."

"All real," Selina said, laughing and moaning when Kate started to tongue her nipple. "Fuck…" She tugged her suit off of her arms, letting it pool around her waist before she started pushing it down further, wiggling her hips. She could feel the leather sticking to her body, and she didn't care. Her panties were soaked, and she reluctantly pulled Kate off of her tits. "While I enjoy having your mouth there, babe, I need you lower."

Kate smirked, sinking to her knees and pushing the catsuit down to the ground, Selina stepping one leg out of it. She leaned forward and slowly dragged her tongue against Selina's pussy, making the other woman gasp and clutch at her head. "Fuck…you taste good already," she said. "And I Haven't even started."

Selina moaned as she felt Kate's tongue, and she bit her lip to try and not be so loud. "Fuck…" she moaned. "Kate…"

Kate reached up and grabbed one of Selina's tits, her tongue digging into the Catwoman. She pulled back and licked her lips, looking up at Selina. "You like my tongue in your cunt, don't you?"

"Yes…" Selina moaned, grabbing Kate's cowl ears and pulling her back in, hooking her leg over the Batwoman's shoulders. "Don't stop until I tell you."

Kate smiled against Selina's pussy, sliding her tongue back in before she started teasing Selina's clit. She swirled her tongue inside of the Cats soaked snatch, teasingly curling the tip of her tongue to tease her.

"Ah!" Selina gasped. "Tonguing my G-spot? Fuck…!" She arched her back as she felt Kate digging harder with her tongue, feeling her fingers pinch her clit. "Oh, God…Kate, I'm-!" She screamed out as she arched, grip tightening on Kate's cowl as her pussy gushed, juices squirting out and splattering on Kate's cowl.

Kate slowly dragged her tongue out of Selina, pulling back and sitting up on her knees, watching Selina pant, her chest heaving. She licked her lips, pulling her cowl off and looking at the wetness on the mask. "Damn. I didn't think you'd do that. Last girl that squirted on me like that was Renee."

"I do…quite often…" Selina moaned, reaching down and slowly sliding her fingers against her spasming pussy. "Fuck…where have you been all my life?"

"Sleeping with the Question, and occasionally that cute little Latina Green Lantern. And occasionally that hot agent from the Crows," Kate said, helping Selina sit up. "Feel better?"

"Mmm…yes," Selina said, leaning forward and kissing Kate. "Definitely putting you on speed dial, Bat."

"Oh, really? Next to which Robin?" Kate asked with a smirk. She laughed at the look on Selina's face, and she smiled. "Oh, please. You think Jason was able to keep quiet that he fucked your brains out on his eighteenth birthday? We got drunk at the bar and he told me. Didn't take long to figure out that you've done the same thing for Dick and would probably do Tim if getting the chance."

"I did Stephanie," Selina said with a smile. "That blonde knows how to work a strap-on."

"Oh, really? That sounds like a challenge, Cat," Kate said, a devilish glint in her eyes.

"You got one that you want to put to the test, Bat? Be my guest," Selina said, standing up and grabbing her suit. "Time and place."

"My apartment. Friday night," Kate said. "See who walks away without a limp."