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CHAPTER SIX: And a Tribby is What?

One might ask what a Tribby is. Many people have. Tribby is not a "what". Tribby is a who. Tribby is a giant talking tribble. Tribby owns Tribby's Tribbalia Fun Planet. Tribby itslef came up with the idea. Tribby runs the fun park. Tribby makes more money than Bill Gates. But Tribby did not build the park. Tribby did not help draw the blueprints. Tribby didn't lift a finger to help with the parks construction. And you know why?

Tribby doesn't have a fiunger to lift. Tribby is a Tribble. Tribby dicatated it's ideas and Tribby gets it's manservant to write checks and but the groceries. And Tribby is a genious.

Tribby designed Tribby's Tribbalia Fun Planet.

There is no higher genious.

Basically the Fun Planet is a whole bunch of corperations brought together into a planet-sized theme park. There are stadiums about the size of foot-ball fields. Two opposite walls have giant television screens. They each project the same movie. A huge speaker, which doubles as a roof projects the soundtrack. Seats face both directions and are not barely aware that a movie is behind them.

There are a good many of these theaters. They play classic movies, Disney moives, which are as follows.

Pirates of the Carribean, Peter Pan, Snow White, Old Yeller, Aladdin, The Jungle Book (A/N: Bungaloo is NOT the bear's name, Jas! It's not called The Adventures of Bungaloo the Bear! Get help!), Alice in Wonderland, Tribble's Great Escape, an Andorian Holiday, Vulcan in a Speedo(A/N: NOT wishful thinking, Jas...), and Romulan Ail (A/N: Bad joke). They used to show Beauty and the Klingon until the movie was banned for polotical reasons.

The audiance drinks Hershey's Chalkolate (A/N: See Romulan Ail note) and pets their free fixed tribbles. And the tribbles purr. And the audiance is happy.

And Tribby reaps in the millions.

And Kirk wants to visit Tribby's Tribbalia Fun Planet.

And that's only half the planet. Kirk didn't even know about the giants theme park...