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CHAPTER EIGHT: Vulcan in a Speedo
It was 0659.
Kirk headed for the holodeck.
The rest of the senior crew was gathered around the door, chattering animatedly among themselves.
"How the heck did this get here?" asked Sulu. "Holodecks haven't been invented yet!"
"Well the author says they have."
"Who are you?" asked Sulu, perplexed.
"Happi Froggi. I wrote the plot. Deal with it."
"Ok," said Sulu.
You didn't see anything. Splerk.
At 0700, the doors opened.
At 0700, everybody screamed. Everybody. In the ENTIRE UNIVERSE. What they screamed was this- "Vulcan in a Speedo!"
You figure out the rest.
