A/N:  Thanks for the reviews! ::hands out free candy to reviewers:: This is just another insane/disturbing chapter. Remember Drunk Wonderland? Well this is part two…^^;;; Bring your barf bags!

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Chapter 14 – Drunk Wonderland 2

Wonderland/Bizarre Room

"This…is getting old." Leon commented as he walked through the Transporter into the Bizarre Room in Wonderland. Tidus and Goofy were with him.

Goofy spoke up, "Yeah, but we gotta move fast or Ansem--"

Tidus interrupted, "Ansem is slower now because he's been dead already. So we'll beat him for sure."

Leon picked up the shrinking potion and took a sip. "Ugh. This crap is sour." He shrunk. Goofy and Tidus drank and shrunk too.

"Okay. The Queen has this Heart Wand that she carries around with her all the time. We've got to come up with a plan to steal it from her. It won't be easy. She's stubborn and she's got some major issues…" Tidus said, while they walked into the Queen of Heart's court area. Much to their surprise, she wasn't sitting in her throne.

"Where the hell is she?" Leon asked as he surveyed the greenery. Then he spotted the entrance to the Lotus Forest. "There's noise coming from in there. Let's go."

The trio went into the forest. They dodged the swarm of small, colorful Heartless and ran nonstop all the way to the Mad Hatters.

(A/N:  Warning: déjà vu coming up here…DISTURBINGNESS is straight ahead. Proceed at your own risk.)

The sight which met their eyes was nothing less than horrifying. The Queen was doing a little table-dance in her underwear, wiggling her fat body while the audience cheered her on. She was waving the Heart Wand in one hand and the Cheshire Cat was on top of her head, grinning idiotically. Everyone was drunk off the "tea".

Leon covered his eyes, "Oh my God. My eyes are bleeding in agony and I will be mentally affected by this for the rest of my life."

Goofy suddenly had an idea. "Guys I'm going to go get the Wand. Watch the Goofman do his stuff." Goofy took off his clothes. (Not ALL of his clothes, God no, but most of it anyway.)

Leon couldn't bear to watch. He crouched down in a corner with his back facing the scene. "This is NOT happening. This is NOT happening…" He rocked himself back and forth.

Tidus, on the other hand, kept watching and in fact, he was cheering Goofy on. "You go dawg! Woof-woof!"

Goofy danced (or at least he tried to) on the table with the Queen. He was so bony compared to her fatness—it wasn't a pretty picture.

The Cat hissed and vanished. Apparently it didn't like dogs.

The Queen got closer to Goofy and whispered into his ear, "How's it going stud-muffin? Wanna go somewhere private?" She started to move against him.

Goofy's eyes bulged and then he took a pot of hot tea and gulped it down nervously. Not such a good idea. The Queen dropped her Wand and took Goofy somewhere "private". But the "tea" party continued merrily without them.

Tidus took his chance and grabbed the Heart Wand. It was drenched in "tea". "Yuck!" He pocketed it and went over to Leon, who was still in the corner. "Hey buddy, you okay?" He asked with a look a concern.

"Mommy..?" Leon squeaked.

Tidus moaned, "Oh for—get up, Leon! I think Goofy's about to get the Queen of Hearts pregnant. We've got to stop them!"

Leon didn't move.

"Oh jeez. Looks like I'm on my own, then."

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Tidus went to look for Goofy. He found him, eventually…in the Bizarre Room.

On the bed.

With the Queen.

Can you guess what they've been up to?

Tidus pulled Goofy off the bed. Goofy looked dazed and confused. "What's goin' on? Where am I?"

Tidus handed Goofy his clothes. "Put these on. We're outta here."

When they composed themselves, they fetched Leon and managed to drag him through the Transporter.

"Mommy?"

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TBC – HAH! I'm sorry. This has to be the worst chapter so far. But the important thing is that they have another object. They need two more - One from Agrabah and one from Halloween Town. And then we can see the heroes kick Ansem's butt!! Unfortunately that also means that they have to kick Riku's butt as well…::dodges rotten fruit thrown at her by Riku-fans:: Obviously I love torturing my favorite characters…it's just a hopeless fetish of mine. ^___^