A/N: Ok, I've got lemonade with lots of sugar, and some animal crackers. Chocolate animal crackers. Yummy. Have fun reading and reviewing.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. I'm really sick of these.

Thanks to all who reviewed!

Radiion-hobbitwarrior: I'm glad you like it! If you review, I'll update.

Katronette: On Morwen - I'm sorry about the witch thing! She's Istari! Problem solved. One Nefretiti - I like her name. I can't help the way I talk, it's pants when I type. I hate the Orly hype, but if there were no Legolas fan it wouldn't be a fellowship. And her eyes? She's special. On the hobbits - Names - Oh well. Grammar on shortsword, I'm stupid. The clothes? They want to blend. Banana curls are slight curls at the end of your hair. Their looks, I like um! Humans - As I said, black eyes. I like the sharp whip. Carmen Avitus - I like her name, so it stays. But the clothes.you're right. She got stuff on under the mithrel. Thanks for the review, it was helpful. And, you have a great taste in reading material!

CHAPTER FIVE

Melinda

We are too nervous and stunned to answer but luckily Morwen recovers first. She even has answers ready, it seems.

"My name is Morwen. I'm a witch and I must speak with Gandalf about a problem. This" she indicates Nefretiti. " is an elf. Her name is Nefretiti. She is trying to get to Lothlorien. She must speak with the Lady. This," she now indicates all of us hobbits. "Irene, Linaly, Melinda, and Hally. They have heard tales of Bilbo Baggins and wish to go on an adventure. Not to mention they're tired of life in the Shire." She had pointed to each of us as she said our names. Now she indicates the humans. "This is Calmir and Estah. They are protecting the hobbits." Now she indicates Carmen. "This is Carmen Avitus. She is a traveling companion of Nefretiti the Elf. Now, may I please speak to Gandalf the Gray?"

The Fellowship stares at us for a long time. Finally, Legolas asks, "Why would an elf and dwarf travel together?" Carmen is on him in a minute. (A/N: Not literally.)

"It's because we're friends, best friends, and if you've got a problem with that than you can shove that bow of yours up you're a---!" She never finished her sentence because Nefretiti had pulled her back and had a hand over her mouth.

"I don't think you're gonna wanna finish that sentence, Carmen."

A/N: Ok, should I continue? Is it even worth it? Review and tell me. ( :