A/N: So, I'm still writing this. The only question is, "Why?" Who knows? I live on reviews!

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Annabel Lee: It's not parody! * grins * Oh well, if you don't like it..don't read it.

Winterfox: Nope, not Mary Sues. The reason it doesn't follow the books perfectly is because I have a creative spirit and IT ISN'T ONE OF THE BOOKS!!!!!! p.s. Your flame filled my life with mirth. I thank you.

CHAPTER SIX Hally

Legolas is looking at Nefretiti strangely. V-babe keeps taking deep breaths in order to calm herself. Gandalf does not appear to believe our story. Suddenly he gives a shout. He calls the guys over to him and tells them something. When they turn back all of the men are tense. Finally Aragorn chokes out, "Fangirls?"

Titi smiles and nods. The guys start to back away, but Gandalf stops them and whispers something to them. Titi looks angry and then she whispers something to V-babe who turns to the guys and shouts, "We can take care of ourselves! We aren't weak you know."

Legolas laughs nervously and backs away. "Of course not. Please don't follow us, though." He says. Titi practically melts, but Estah laughs dryly, and she says, "I'm not following all of you. I'm only following Boromir." Gandalf nods.

"That's a good enough start, who is everyone else following?" he asks, trying to be casual and not quite succeeding.

A/N: I'll stop here.