A/N: Here's the last chapter, folks! Hope you all enjoyed the story! This is a very funny/sweet ending here. ^_^
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Chapter 19 – Happily Ever After
In the end, Ansem was defeated and gone. The universe was safe. The World Transporters became increasingly popular; people who thirsted for adventure to new worlds loved using them. Speaking of adventure lovers, Riku had set off on his own adventure…with his new side-kick, everybody's favorite ninja, Yuffie, of course. They were in the Final Fantasy world and were on a mission together to save it.
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As for the other Final Fantasy characters…well, Cid decided to keep working in Traverse Town; he's a little sick of adventuring at the moment. And Leon and Selphie decided to give him a little present…
A tiny box arrived at the door to Cid's house. Cid opened the door after somebody had knocked on it, and bent down to pick up the package. Little did he know, two certain characters had just entered his house through the back door.
"I wonder what this could be…if it's a box of cigars, I'll be in heaven." Cid proceeded to unwrap and open the box. He looked through at what was inside and his face fell and he turned beet red. You could swear that smoke was coming out of his ears. Without wasting another second he began cursing out loud in rage.
Suddenly Leon and Selphie jumped out from behind the wall. Selphie had a camera and started taking pictures of Cid's angry face.
Leon laughed. "Hey old man. Like the pictures? You and your red boyfriend from under the sea seemed to be having a good time together, so Selphie and I thought that you wouldn't mind keeping those memories alive."
"Why you little—ARGGHH!" Cid screamed and started chasing after Leon and Selphie, and threatened to kill them. "How many people know about this?" Cid yelled in rage.
Selphie giggled as she ran around the house. "Oh! Only everybody who reads the Kingdom Hearts newspaper! Haha!"
Leon and Selphie made a run for it outside, before Cid could smack them. "Grr…I'll get them later…I need a smoke." The old man lit up a cigar and smoked the rest of the night away.
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Aeris and Cloud were having a picnic outside in their world. Cloud sighed in content. "Ahh…it's good to be back home."
Aeris smiled. "You said it! Riku and Yuffie seem to be getting along pretty nicely. Almost the same way we were when we first met." Aeris giggled and started to look through her bag. "Oh hey! There's something weird in my bag…" She picked up the strange object and examined it. "Oh…my god. Hahaha! Cloud! It looks like this is a present for you!" She handed Cloud the "gift".
"What the--" Cloud looked it over. It was a tiny leopard skin loin cloth. There was a note taped on it that read: 'To: Cloud, From: Tarzan and Jane'.
Cloud's face burned red as fire. "Wha? Um…Aeris, is this your idea of a joke?" He asked as he glanced at the brunette in suspicion.
Aeris shook her head. "Hey! Don't look at me. I had no idea that they put that in there…So…" A sly grin spread across her pretty face, "Are you going to wear it for me tonight? Hmm?"
At that moment Cloud could feel his pants getting tighter. "You bet." He leaned in closer to her and they shared their first kiss under the oak tree.
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Tidus and Wakka were chilling out in Agrabah after they returned the lamp. People everywhere actually thought of the whole group as heroes. But none of the team enjoyed all the attention as much as these two dudes who were currently getting pampered by the Arabian ladies.
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Sora, Kairi, Donald, and Goofy decided to go to Wonderland together to return the Heart Wand to the Queen. As the team walked through the Transporter, they were greeted by a very pre-occupied and worried looking Cheshire Cat. "Oh, oh dear! Thank goodness you're all here! The Queen! She's furious! I don't know what to do."
Sora sighed. "Look, we have her stupid wand right here. We've just come to return it."
The Cat shook his purple, furry head. "N-n-no! She doesn't care about the dumb wand! It's just that, that--"
Donald shoved the trembling Cat aside. "Alright everybody, let's do what we came here to do. King Mickey is expecting me back anytime now, so let's get this over with." The four of them entered the Bizarre Room, drank the potion, shrunk, and went to the Queen's court.
The Queen was outraged. She was screaming like a lunatic. Her card servants were nowhere in sight.
Kairi bravely approached her. "Here, your Majesty. Take your Heart Wand."
The Queen snatched her wand from Kairi and then she started crying. "This can't be…I'm pregnant! WAAH-WAAHAHA!"
Goofy hid behind a rose bush. "Oh, gawrsh…could I be the father?"
Sora realized the situation. "Goofy, don't tell me that you and…her, actually…" Sora approached Goofy, who was on the floor crying his eyes out.
"I was high—she was high. It all happened so fast…" Goofy sniffled.
The Cheshire Cat suddenly appeared in front of them.
Sora's eyes widened. "Hold on. You did it with the Queen too, and who knows how many others have…done it with her…So Goofy you might not be the father after all. Chill out, dude."
At that, the Cat's eyes bulged. "I am the only one who had intimate relations with the Queen. What are you all talking about?"
Sora grinned innocently at the crazed Cat. "Oh, nothing. Since you're the father of her unborn kids and all, you should really do the right thing…How would you like to be the King of Hearts?"
"King? Hmm…it does have a nice ring to it." The Cheshire Cat went back to the Queen who was rocking back-and-forth on the floor. Surprisingly she let him hug her.
"My sweet Queen. We're going to have a family together. Isn't that wonderful?" The Cat purred into her fat ear.
The Queen moved her vicious face really close to his. He grinned from ear-to-ear.
SMACK! She smacked him up so hard, he flew about a mile into the sky—who knows where he landed…
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About a year later…
The biggest event since the Union of the Universe was about to take place. Merlin and the Fairy Godmother were getting married. The two greatest magicians in all the land were about to be wed. It was a huge event.
Everybody came to their wedding. Sora and Kairi were in the front row.
The Queen of Hearts carried her twins in a stroller, which both had features similar to that of her husbands'—the Cheshire Cat… (They must've gotten married after having another "tea party"…) The Cat was there also, next to his wife…
The entire Final Fantasy crew was present; Yuffie and Riku were holding hands… (Don't ask…)
Donald, Goofy and Mickey were also there, of course, since the wedding was taking place in the gigantic chapel located in their world…
Tarzan and Jane were there, as well as Sally, Jack, and Dr. Finklestein, Aladdin and Jasmine, Hercules and the half-goat dude, Peter Pan and Tinkerbelle, Beauty and the Beast and the rest of the Princesses of Heart, Pinochio and Geppeto, the 101 Dalmations and surprisingly Ariel, Sebastian, Flounder and King Triton were even there swimming in huge underwater aquarium tanks.
The ceremony was underway. When the priest said, "You may now kiss the bride," Tinkerbelle flew repeatedly in circles around the kissing newlywed couple, leaving a trail of sparkly dust as she did so. Everyone cheered and confetti and glitter were thrown.
Cid was standing near the aquarium tanks. Suddenly something tapped on the glass, causing him to look into the aquarium. Sebastian grinned and winked suggestively through the tank at him. Cid's eyes bulged in horror.
It was time for the Fairy Godmother to throw the bouquet. She turned around and threw it behind her.
Guess who caught it? Aeris, the flower lover.
When Merlin threw the lace thing that was on the Godmother's leg, guess who caught it? None other than Cloud.
Everyone cheered for Cloud and Aeris. Tarzan and Jane cheered the loudest.
Then everyone went to the reception, which took place in a grand ballroom-like room, and the party began. First, everyone ate dinner and enjoyed each other's company; then it was time to dance. Everyone coupled off with their partners and began dancing. It was a slow, romantic song. Sora and Kairi were in the middle of the dance floor all dressed-up and pretty…they'd been together for about a year now.
Sora leaned his head against the side of Kairi's, and whispered into her ear as they danced, "I love you. I'll always love you…"
Kairi pulled back just enough to stare into his big, blue shiny eyes. "I love you too, Sora."
Their faces moved closer until their lips met, and suddenly the Universe seemed no larger than their own two bodies.
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*THE END*
~Sweet Dreams~
