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Inu-Yasha walks quickly, his hand wrapped tightly around Kagome's wrist, dragging her towards a large studio building. "I don't want to do this, Inu-Yasha," she says angrily. "Well, then it sucks to be you," he replies. "Please, Inu-Yasha. This is degrading, wrong, and not too mention embarrassing," she says. "You are going on the Jerry Springer show, and that's that!" he yells, "Now hurry, I'm meeting someone here." "Who are you meeting?" Kagome asks. "Kykio!" he calls, greeting another woman. Kagome glares. "Please, not her!"
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Kagome and Kykio are both sitting in chairs, onstage of course, giving each other the death stare. Jerry walks out with a cue card in hand and stands beside the three. "So, Kagome. You're Kykio's reincarnation, am I correct?" he asks. Kagome nods a little. "And Inu-Yasha was in love with you, Kykio?" he asks. Kykio nods a little. "Okay, and now you're in love with the two of them, Inu-Yasha?" he asks again. Inu-Yasha nods. Jerry stares for a moment.
"Umm…let's go to the audience, shall we?" A black woman stands up with a microphone in her hand. "Now girls, I think da two a yins betta just dump dat two-timin' son of a bitch and find yoselves some betta men," she says. Kykio nods. "I agree with you halfway, cause I think its hussy girl over here that needs to split cause it obvious he wants me," she says. Kagome walks over and pokes Kykio in the chest.
"Tell me you did not just say that!" she yells angrily. "I'm sorry, Kagome. I believe I just did," Kykio says, standing up angrily. This caused the crowd to cheer. "Spare me, Kykio," Kagome says. She walks around and removes the tie from her shirt. "It's obvious that he wants me, being that my body isn't made of mud," she says, now unbuttoning a few buttons on her shirt. Kykio strutted around a bit. "Well, at least I have experience in the field he's interested in," she says, taking her hair bind out. Kagome glares at her. "F*** you!" she yells angrily.
Inu-Yasha, still sitting on his chair, grins and mouths the words 'Thank you'. Koga, who is sitting in the audience, does the same.
"Please, Kagome. You've seen us. Together. Who do you think he wants?" Kykio asks sarcastically. Kagome tightens her hands into fists and starts swinging and Kykio. Kykio quickly evades her attacks and laughs right in her face. "And it's not just me he wants," she starts, undoing her miko shirt and throws it to the audience.
Pointing to her scantily clad chest she starts yelling. "Future girl, it's these he wants! He just wants to see the twins!" she yells. "Oh, please," Kagome says, taking off her own shirt, "It's real flesh he wants. And especially not someone who's whoring herself off to Naraku." Kagome still glaring at her drops her skirt. The crowd of course, is going wild, especially Koga.
"Really, well, how do you think he'll like this?" Kykio asks sarcastically, dropping her skirt. "Aren't you a little late with that?" Kagome asked, pointing to her own lace covered behind. "Did I say I was done yet?" Kykio asked. Kagome shook her head a little. "That's correct. And here's the grand finale," she says. Kykio began to wave her behind right in Inu-Yasha's face.
Inu-Yasha started to laugh evilly. "MMMmmmm……lace," he says in a Homer Simpson-like tone. Kykio stops, and moves to the edge of the stage. Once again, the crowd goes wild.
Inu-Yasha runs to the center of the stage and picks of Kagome and Kykio's clothing and holds them up in the air. "There is a God!" he cheers happily, "There is a God!" Kykio walks over and puts her arms around his neck. "Now, maybe we should go get a room," she suggests. Kagome looks over at the angrily.
Koga, who is sitting in the audience, looks back and forth between Inu-Yasha and Kykio, and the barely clothed Kagome. He stands up and rushes the stage, grabbing Kagome and running off. "Inu-Yasha! Help me!!!!!!" she screams. Inu-Yasha panics and pushes Kykio out of the way. "Don't worry, Kagome! I'm coming!" he yells after her.
Kykio glares after the two. "F*** you, Inu-Yasha! F*** you! Go to f***ing hell! God damn it! He always picks that f***ing gutter slut! That two-timing ass****! This is bull****! You and you skank can rot in hell!" she yells angrily. "Show 'em!" a random member of the audience yells. "F*** you!"
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