This is a Digimon/Passions crossover narrative/play (as if you didn't already guess from the title) that I wrote a long time ago.. It was under the "Crossovers" section, but it wasn't getting read, so I decided to try and put it under the "Passions" section. This is a little thing I put together because Passions is so damn irritating and this is the only way I could think of to vent my anger. I call it a TragiDramedy because it's tragic (that I wrote this in the first place) and it's a well-balanced mixture of Drama and Comedy. You'll probably think it's a parody of sorts, but that was not my intention. So as always, read and review.
Note: I don't own Digimon, Passions, or anyone else who appears in this play (why would I want to?) except for two mystery made-up characters. If some parts of this make no sense, or the characters aren't at least 75 percent accurate, then please forgive me, for I was on a cold medicine high when I wrote most of this (especially the first two acts!) Even though I gave the story a PG-13 rating, if you don't like hearing about chopping people's heads off or whatnot, I suggest you leave now and don't sue me if you have nightmares. Remember--You have been warned!
One more note: This is set way before Sheridan was "killed" on that dumb boat explosion, right before Ethan found out he wasn't a Crane, and right after the DigiDestined defeated MaloMyotismon and before they all grew up. Also, Arukenimon, Mummymon, and BlackWarGreymon were not deleted.
Digimon Passions: A TragiDramedy or "Why Don't You Yell If You Think This is an Idiotic Digimon/Passions Crossover Play?"
Cast of Characters
Main Characters
The Bennetts:
Sam and Grace
Kay
Jessica
Charity Standish
The Cranes:
Alistair
Julian
Ivy
Ethan
Sheridan
The Lopez-Fitzgeralds:
Pilar
Luis
Theresa
Miguel
The Russells:
T.C. and Eve
Whitney
Simone
The DigiDestined and their Digimon:
Tai and Agumon
Matt and Gabumon
T.K. and Patamon
Kari and Gatomon
Davis and Veemon
Yolei and Hawkmon
Mimi and Palmon
Cody and Armadillomon
Sora and Biyomon
Izzy and Tentomon
Joe and Gomamon
Ken and Wormmon
Other Characters:
Tabitha and Timmy
The Little Angel Girl
Chad Harris
Rebecca and Gwen Hotchkiss
Reese
Arukenimon and Mummymon
BlackWarGreymon
Mystery Characters:
If I told you who they were, then they wouldn't be mystery characters, now would they?
Introduction
It's a typical day in Harmony. Sam Bennett and Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald are at the police station. Pilar Lopez-Fitzgerald is working at the Crane Mansion and consoling Ivy Crane while she whines over not having Sam in her life. Grace Bennett is running her little store. Miguel Lopez-Fitzgerald stares hopelessly into Charity Standish's eyes while Kay Bennett thinks of a way to get Charity away from him. Simone Russell warns Kay not to break up Charity and Miguel. The dork king Reese hovers over Kay like she's his girlfriend, while Jessica Bennett looks on clueless to everything that's going on around her. Sheridan Crane is getting ready for her's and Luis's third date and hopes that he will pop the question soon. Alistair Crane tells Julian to get rid of Luis before he finds out what really happened to his father. T.C. Russell pushes his other daughter Whitney to pursue her Tennis career so that she can live out his dream through her, but the only thing she'd like to pursue is Chad Harris. Whitney's best friend, Theresa Lopez-Fitzgerald, moons over the fact that she finally bagged her lifetime crush, Ethan Crane, and Whitney's mother, Eve, is working at the hospital.
Act One: The Start of Something Bad
Tabitha Lennox's house
Later that night, something evil is brewing at Tabitha's...
Tabitha: Tonight's the night, Timmy. This time, all of Harmony is doomed!
Timmy (disgusted): That's what Princess said the last 27 times. How is she so sure that this will work?
Tabitha: Because this time I'm going to use the Book of Spells to conjure up a dimensional gateway. Then all I have to do is call up the most evil demon in the universe to come to Harmony and do my dirty work for me.
Timmy (thinking to himself): Timmy has a bad feeling about this...
Tabitha searches for the spell to open up the dimensional gateway. When she opens it, it begins to swirl around inside.
Tabitha (excited that her plan worked): Ha-ha! It worked! Now, Timmy, you are about to witness the true power of a witch. Oh, Dark Portal without Rhyme or Reason, bring forth the universe's most powerful demon!
Timmy accidentally bumps into Tabitha.
Timmy: Sorry Princess, Timmy tripped over his shoes.
Tabitha (angrily): Oh just great! Now there's no telling what will come out of there!
The gateway crackles and a puff of smoke surrounds it. When the smoke clears, Arukenimon and Mummymon come out of it.
Timmy (surprised): Who in the world are they, Princess?
Tabitha: Don't ask me!
Arukenimon: Mummymon, how did we end up here?
Mummymon: I have no idea, my sweet.
Arukenimon: I thought those brats were about to get us for sure. (looks at Tabitha) Hey, Old Lady! Where are we?
Timmy (defensively): You can't talk to Timmy's Princess like that!
Tabitha: Oh, Timmy! You'll have to forgive him, he's young. Now, if you two could just sit down so we can talk about destroying Harmony...
Arukenimon: No way, Grandma! We answer to no one. Come on Mummymon, let's find our own way out of here.
Mummymon: Coming, my precious.
Arukenimon (disgusted): How many times do I have to tell you? If you don't stop with those disgusting pet names, I'll knock you into next week!
Mummymon: Sorry Arukenimon.
Arukenimon and Mummymon break the door down and leave.
Tabitha: Now look what you've done, Timmy. Those things are completely out of control. Of course, they could still destroy Harmony...
Timmy: Timmy doesn't see that happening.
End of Act One.
