A Digimon S2Passions crossover play! Tabitha's plan to conjure up a demon to destroy Harmony doesn't go very well, to say the least, resulting in total craziness and mayhem! PG-13 for random acts of violence, mature stuff, and other things I can't think o
Act Five: Scent of a Sleazebag and Total Chaos Ensues
Scene One: The Crane Mansion (Still that afternoon)
As Pilar directs the decorators, Julian walks up behind her.
Julian (half-drunk): Hello, Pilar, how are we today?
Pilar (surprised): Oh, Mr. Crane, you startled me.
Julian: I see that everything is in order for the party tonight.
Pilar: Yes, everything should run smoothly.
Julian (whispering in her ear): Maybe after everyone leaves we can go upstairs and have our own party.
Pilar (pushing him off of her): Mr. Crane! I am not one of your whores that you can do whatever you want with!
Julian: Come on, Pilar, you weren't that way before.
Pilar (annoyed): That was over 25 years ago! I'm not that way anymore, you should realize that by now!
Julian: You know you still love me.
Pilar: If you ever loved me at all, you would have stopped Alistair from taking our child away.
Julian (angrily): That was out of my hands, there was nothing I could do to stop him.
Pilar (sees Ivy approaching): I have nothing more to say to you. If you want pleasure, I suggest you get it from your wife!
Pilar goes back to directing the decorators. Ivy walks up to Julian and notices that Pilar looked pissed.
Ivy: I wonder what's wrong with her?
Julian (acting as if he doesn't know): Who knows with her? She just gets so moody sometimes.
Scene Two: The Bennett house/Tabitha's house
T.K. tries to explain to Jessica and Charity what digimon are, but they don't understand one word of what he's talking about. A few minutes later, they all go outside to find that Tai, Sora, and Izzy are coming from Tabitha's.
Kari: Tai! Sora! Izzy!
Tai: Kari! I'm so glad you and the others are okay.
Sora: We were so worried about you.
Davis (being his normal bossy self): With me running things, there was nothing to be worried about.
Yolei: You weren't running anything!
Davis: Who asked you to talk?
T.K.: That's enough you two! Tai, are any of the others here too?
Tai: Just Joe, Mimi, and Cody. We're not sure where Matt and Ken are.
Kari: Well, if we all ended up here, I'm sure they will too.
Yolei (annoyed): Ken better show up here! We're supposed to go out on a date tonight.
Davis: We're stuck in La-La Land and that's all you can think about?
Yolei: Well, Davis, if you had a girlfriend, and I doubt very much that that will ever happened, they you would understand.
Jessica: Are those two always fighting like that?
Kari: 24-7.
Tai: Let's go get Joe, Mimi, and Cody, then go look for Matt and Ken.
The DigiDestined leave Jessica and Charity and go to Tabitha's. Cody decides to stay with Timmy, then the others leave them to go search for Matt and Ken. Timmy and Cody go back to the chamber to try and close the portal again.
Timmy: Timmy's just gotta find a spell to close the portal. It's the only way Tabby will stop being mad at Timmy.
Cody: Couldn't you just say "I'm sorry"?
Timmy: Timmy tried, but Princess just ignored him. Maybe this way, she won't be as mad anymore.
Cody: Well, good luck then.
While Timmy looks for another spell, the portal crackles then Matt, Ken, Gabumon, and Wormmon appear.
Cody: Matt! Ken! You're here!
Matt: Cody, where are the others?
Cody: They've all gone looking for you two.
Ken: Then we'll just have to go find them. Let's go!
Cody: Wait guys! Why don't you--
Matt, Ken, and their digimon run upstairs and go out the front door.
Cody: Just wait here.
Armadillomon: Don't worry Cody. Maybe they'll all bump into each other and come back here.
Cody:I guess you're right.
Timmy: Okay, Timmy's gonna try another spell. Everybody stand back!
Timmy recites another spell, but the portal just crackles again. A few seconds later, Ms. Swan from Mad TV appears.
Ms. Swan (upon seeing Timmy): You look-a like a midget!
Timmy and Cody (looking at each other): Huh?
Ms. Swan: Ms. Swan no like it down here. I go look for some real action!
Ms. Swan goes upstairs and leaves out the front door.
Timmy and Cody: What a weird lady!
Scene Three: Sheridan's house
As Sheridan gets ready for Ethan and Theresa's party, she hears a loud crash coming from outside. When she goes to see what caused it, she sees BlackWarGreymon and freaks out.
Sheridan (screaming at the top of her lungs): IT'S A MONSTER!!!
BlackWarGreymon: Why won't anyone tell me where I came from?
Sheridan (heading towards the door slowly): I better call Luis so he can get rid of this thing.
BlackWarGreymon (sees Sheridan): You! Tell me where I came from!
Sheridan tries to run into the house, but BlackWarGreymon grabs her and runs off. After running a few blocks away from the Crane mansion, he bumps into Arukenimon and Mummymon.
Arukenimon (angrily): You?! What are you doing here? You're supposed to be in the Digital World.
BlackWarGreymon: I don't have time to deal with the likes of you. Move out of my way!
Mummymon (scared stiff): Okay!
Mummymon grabs Arukenimon then they run away. They end up bumping into Ms. Swan.
Ms. Swan (upon seeing Arukenimon): Where you get that great outfit?
Arukenimon: This lady's scaring me. Let's get out of here!
Arukenimon and Mummymon run off, with Ms. Swan following right behind them.
Scene Four: Two Blocks Away from the Bennett house (Evening)
Jessica and Charity decide to throw a small party for the Digidestined, welcoming them to Harmony, so they go to the grocery store to get some food. Little do they know that a dark stranger is following them...
Jessica: I sure hope they like the party we're going to throw for them.
Charity: Me too.
As they approach the street to get back home, Charity hears a noise from some bushes.
Charity: Did you hear something, Jessica?
Jessica: No.
Charity: Maybe it was my imagination.
They walk halfway down the street, then they both hear another noise.
Charity: Did you hear something this time?
Jessica: Yeah, I think someone's following us. We'd better hurry up and get home.
As they begin to start running, the dark stranger jumps them, slashing their throats and stabbing them with a butcher knife. After they both fall to the ground, the stranger pulls out a sword and carves the initials "DWP" into their stomachs. The stranger then runs away, pleased with what he had accomplished.
End of Act Five.
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