Okay, me sorry that I am a little late, but I have two reasons ^^ 1) I was banned for some unknown reason... My story didn't violate any rules, and the Mary Sue question was in another story too. And that story didn't get banned... Stupid person... That was the second time someone banned Artemis Fowl's (Only) Practical Joke. If you have read it, please tell me why it would be banned. I checked the rules (for the first time) and it didn't violate any. Okay, I am rambling so on with my next reason. 2) No time. But I have Friday off, so I should update a few of my stories then. And I have an idea. I will type out all of my stories on Saturday and update them! All I do then is watch a half hour of TV, so I finally figured something out!!

DISCLAIMER: You already know it

PS: The events in Valentine's Day carry over

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March 16

"Ah yes, tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day," Holly sighed and leaned back in her new chair. "What should I do for it?" Foaly choice that time to walk in.

"Well, I have an idea," Foaly began, but then Root walked in.

"Tomorrow's St. Patrick's Day. The best holiday Mud Men have ever came up with!" Root said.

"Excuse me. I was talking here," Foaly said.

"Yes yes. What is it that you want to say Foaly?" Holly said.

"We play a prank on a particular Mud Man," Foaly said, "or rather, Mud Boy."

"Great idea, but what about Butler?" Holly said.

"He is in with it," Foaly said.

"Really? How did you get him to do that?" Root asked.

"Dunno, he just agreed," Foaly said.

"What should we do to Fowl?" Holly asked.

"Do what to Fowl?" Chix asked.

"Pull a prank on him," Holly said.

"I'm in," Chix said.

"Only if you close the door," Root said. Chix closed the door.

"Now, where do we start?" Root said.

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"I wonder what the fairies do on St. Patrick's Day," Artemis said.

"Who knows?" Butler lied.

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"Holly, you attach the hologram projector to his shirt," Foaly said.

"What do we do?" Root and Chix asked.

"Root, post these signs every where. Chix, after everyone is done, wake everyone up," Foaly said.

"Won't be hard," Chix said with a grin.

(Next day, St. Patrick's Day)

Artemis turned over in his sleep. Holly froze. Reflex of course. Artemis wouldn't be able to see her, considering the fact she was shielded. She gently attached the projector on Artemis's green shirt. She slipped out of the room.

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"Last sign," Root said and stuck on the sign saying 'WE LUV ARTEMIS FOWL!!!'

"They also contain hologram projectors," Foaly's voice said in Root's ear. Root flew to the tree that they choice as a meeting place. Holly was already there.

"Chix, it's your turn," Holly said unnecessarily.

"I'll be back Holly, babe," Chix said and flew off before Holly could hit him. Root laughed.

Chix pulled out a Naughty Fairy noise bomb from his pocket. "Hehe." He threw it against the building and sealed his helmet against noise. BOOM!!!!!! "Turn on the projectors, pony boy!" Foaly did. Instantly, the building was surrounded by (ugly) girls screaming Artemis's name.

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"AAAAHHHH!" Artemis yelled. He heard his name being chanted outside. He looked out of the window and gasped. Millions and Millions of (ugly) girls chanted his name. He pulled on his clothes and another girl climbed in the window. He ran out of the room. The girl chased him.

"HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Artemis yelled.

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Back in the tree, Holly, Root and Chix were laughing at the screams of Artemis Fowl.

"HELP HELP HELP HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Ouch, that sucks, I know....

Next Holiday is Easter.

The Easter bunny torments the LEP. I don't know what Artemis is going to do yet.

Mage Kitty ^^