A Digimon S2Passions crossover play! Tabitha's plan to conjure up a demon to destroy Harmony doesn't go very well, to say the least, resulting in total craziness and mayhem! PG-13 for random acts of violence, mature stuff, and other things I can't think o
Act Seven: Ding dong! The Kids are Dead and Send in the Sluts
Scene One: Two Blocks Away from the Bennett house
While the DigiDestined are on their way back to Tabitha's, when they pass by a bush, Yolei smells something strange.
Yolei: What's that weird smell?
Veemon (looking at Davis): I told you not to have that last egg roll.
Izzy: Wait...I smell it too.
Joe: I think it's coming from those bushes.
After everyone searches in the bushes, they find the corpses of Jessica, Charity, Simone, Kay, and Miguel.
Mimi, Yolei, Sora (gagging): I think I'm going to be sick!
Kari (holding on to T.K.): Oh no! Poor Jessica! Poor Charity!
Tai: We've got to call the police. They've been murdered.
As they run back to Tabitha's to call the police, Izzy notices the "DWP" initials carved into their stomachs.
Izzy: I wonder what "DWP" stands for?
Tai (yelling): Izzy! Let's go! We don't have time to waste!
When they reach Tabitha's, no one will answer the door, so they head next door to the Bennetts. Reese opens the door.
Reese (fascinated by the digimon): Where'd you get those weird-looking pets?
Tai (annoyed): Never mind them, we have to call the police. Five people have been murdered.
When Tai calls the police, an idiotic policeman answers the phone.
Policeman: Harmony Police.
Tai: You have to get over here right now! Five people have been murdered!
Policeman (thinks it's a prank): Yeah right, and I'm about to win 10 billion dollars.
Tai (angry): This is serious!
Policeman: Look, young man. Go sober up and then we'll talk. (hangs up on him)
Tai (frustrated):What's with the people in this town?!
Sora calms him down, then everyone sits down to try and figure out what to do next.
Scene Two: Sheridan's house
Luis heads to Sheridan's to pick her up for Ethan and Theresa's party, but when he arrives, he sees broken chairs and glass all over the ground. He goes into the house to search for her, but she's nowhere to be found. When he goes back outside, he sees Ms. Swan walking around.
Luis: Excuse me miss, have you seen a blonde woman around here?
Ms. Swan: Yeah...no, no, me no see.
Luis: Well, did you see anything?
Ms. Swan: Yeah, yeah I see.
Luis: Great! Tell me what you saw.
Ms. Swan: Yeah, yeah, I tell you everyting.
Luis: Just tell me already.
Ms. Swan: He look-a like a man.
Luis: It was a man? What did he look like?
Ms. Swan: He look-a like a man.
Luis (getting annoyed): What did the man look like?
Ms. Swan: He...look-a like a man.
Luis (frustrated): Look lady! Just tell me what you saw!
Ms. Swan: Take a chill pill, man. I tell you everyting.
Luis (calming down): Okay, what did the man look like?
Ms. Swan: He...look...
Luis: Please! Please don't say "He look-a like a man" again!
Ms. Swan: Okay, okay...but he look-a like a man.
Luis (angry):I don't have time to fool around with you!
He instantly leaves to go look for Sheridan. Ms. Swan leaves a few minutes later.
Scene Three: The Crane mansion
Two hours after the party begins, Gwen and Rebecca Hotchkiss arrive.
Pilar (sees Gwen and Rebecca at the door): What are you two doing here?
Rebecca: Well, Pi-lar, you didn't think we were about to miss this, did you?
Pilar: I want you to leave right now!
Gwen: We're not leaving until we expose Theresa for the gold-digging slut that she is.
Pilar (angry): First of all, that is my daughter you are talking about! Secondly, I'm not going to stand here and let you no-class hussies ruin this party! Now leave!
After Pilar slams the door in their faces, Ivy approaches her.
Ivy: Who was that, Pilar?
Pilar: Just getting rid of the trash.
Back outside, Rebecca and Gwen begin to leave the mansion.
Gwen (pissed off): Damn! I was hoping we would be rid of her tonight so Ethan would be mine again.
Rebecca: Don't worry about it, Gwen. Mark my words--Ethan and Theresa are never getting married--not now, not ever!
As Rebecca and Gwen leave, the mysterious woman in the bushes watches them.
Woman: I think I better keep an eye on that red-headed witch. She may cause problems for me. Nothing can get in the way of my plans--nothing!
End of Act Seven.
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