A/N: Wow. I'm soooo behind ^^;;; The initials for April Fool's are the
same as Artemis'. So I'll say no more and go on to the Disclaimer.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Outside of Police Plaza, April First, 12 AM, Fairy Lunch Hour. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Arty and Dommie used Arty's Magical Arty Powers to get down to Haven.
"April the first is a lovely date, isn't it, Dommie?" Arty smiled.
"I don't know. Why is April the first a lovely date, Arty?" Dommie asked.
"Because now we can get our revenge on the Fairies!" Arty Giggled Evilly.
"Arty, what are you doing?" Dommie asked.
"Giggling Evilly, of course," Arty replied.
"Arty, don't you think we should get inside? We're getting funny looks," Dommie said, looking fearfully at an undersized pixy.
"Very well. If it would ease your fears," Arty sighed, then shook his head. The over-large bodyguard and over-small master waltzed into Police Plaza together.
"Hello Arty, hello Dommie. Lovely day for a waltz, eh?" The secretary said.
"Too true, too true," Arty smiled cheerfully and waltzed on with Dommie.
"Hmmm." The secretary pondered. She then looked seductively at a nearby mini-tree and batted her eyelashes, "Do you care for a waltz, mini- tree?" The tree never moved. The secretary took that for a yes. She and the mini-tree began to waltz lively-ly.
Now back to Arty and Dommie. Our two hero/villains waltzed into Captain Holly Short's office. For her, they stole her wall balls. They also left a few matches, the same kind that Julius uses, behind.
Next they waltzed into Commander Julius Root's office. They put all of the wall bals on Julius' desk and then they stole all of his beloved Fungus Cigars. They also left a few breath mints, identical to Chix's, there.
Arty and Dommie continued their waltz down to Private Chix Verbil's office. There they put they put the Cigars. The possession of Chix that they stole was his PlayFairy magazines. Here they left a computer chip, something Foaly would carry around.
They then waltzed down to Foaly's Ops Booth. They put Chix's PlayFairys and Arty uses his Magical Arty Powers to hack into Foaly's computers. Arty then downloaded a custom made virus onto Foaly's hard drive. The virus made Foaly's computer screens only show the message 'Arty Fowl is the biggest genius around ~ Foaly'. As soon as anyone touched a key, they message would be E-Mailed to all LEP personal and appear on all screens in the Police Plaza. After Foaly broke through the first layer of the virus, the message would then read, 'Haha, Pony Boy ~ Holly'.
Yes. It was the perfect revenge. Arty and Dommie waltzed out to the lobby in Police Plaza and saw the secretary waltzing with the mini-tree.
"Nice form," Dommie said.
"Thank you. You too," the secretary said. Arty and Dommie waltzed on and ran into Holly, Julius, Chix and Foaly.
"Hello Arty, hello Dommie," Holly, Julius, Chix and Foaly chimed.
"Hello Holly, hello Julius, hello Chix, hello Foaly," Arty and Dommie chimed.
"My chime is better!" Julius exclaimed.
"No, mine is!" Holly said.
"Mine!" said Chix.
"No, mine!" Foaly whinnied.
"Mine is superior," Arty smirked.
"Mine is the bestest," Dommie said. The two elves, two humans, one sprite and one centaur argued about who's wind-chime is the bestest. The Never Ending Argument Of Doom had begun.
"Dommie and I must leave now. Toodles," Arty said, wagging his fingers. He then used his Magical Arty Powers to zap him and Dommie up to Fowl Manor.
"How did he do that?" Chix asked.
"Magical Arty Powers," Holly, Julius and Foaly explained.
"Now lets waltz into Police Plaza!" Holly grinned. Julius and her waltzed into Police Plaza.
"I wanted to waltz with Holly," Chix whined.
"Suck it up," Foaly and Chix waltzed into Police Plaza after them.
"It's a lovely day for a waltz," the waltzing secretary said.
"Yes indeedy," Holly, Julius, Chix and Foaly chimed. They then waltzed up to their respective offices and screamed.
"My Wall Balls!" Holly screamed.
"My Fungus Cigars!" Julius screamed.
"My PlayFairy Magazines!" Chix screamed.
"My Precious Computers!" Foaly screamed.
"Julius!" Holly screamed.
"Chix!" Julius screamed.
"Foaly!" Chix screamed.
"Holly!" Foaly screamed.
"DIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!" Holly, Julius, Chix and Foaly screamed.
Up in Fowl Manor, Arty and Dommie Giggled Evilly.
*~*~*~*~*
A/N: That was completely pointless. Very short. Makes no sense. Very OOC. .I like it.
NEXT THINGY: Er. Mother's Day, I think. Fairies only, probably. Or with Artemis Pre-Fairies. Holly's Mom comes to the LEP. Same Holly's mom as in my other AF story with chapters. Funny. Sorta.
Mage Kitty ^^
DISCLAIMER: I don't own.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Outside of Police Plaza, April First, 12 AM, Fairy Lunch Hour. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Arty and Dommie used Arty's Magical Arty Powers to get down to Haven.
"April the first is a lovely date, isn't it, Dommie?" Arty smiled.
"I don't know. Why is April the first a lovely date, Arty?" Dommie asked.
"Because now we can get our revenge on the Fairies!" Arty Giggled Evilly.
"Arty, what are you doing?" Dommie asked.
"Giggling Evilly, of course," Arty replied.
"Arty, don't you think we should get inside? We're getting funny looks," Dommie said, looking fearfully at an undersized pixy.
"Very well. If it would ease your fears," Arty sighed, then shook his head. The over-large bodyguard and over-small master waltzed into Police Plaza together.
"Hello Arty, hello Dommie. Lovely day for a waltz, eh?" The secretary said.
"Too true, too true," Arty smiled cheerfully and waltzed on with Dommie.
"Hmmm." The secretary pondered. She then looked seductively at a nearby mini-tree and batted her eyelashes, "Do you care for a waltz, mini- tree?" The tree never moved. The secretary took that for a yes. She and the mini-tree began to waltz lively-ly.
Now back to Arty and Dommie. Our two hero/villains waltzed into Captain Holly Short's office. For her, they stole her wall balls. They also left a few matches, the same kind that Julius uses, behind.
Next they waltzed into Commander Julius Root's office. They put all of the wall bals on Julius' desk and then they stole all of his beloved Fungus Cigars. They also left a few breath mints, identical to Chix's, there.
Arty and Dommie continued their waltz down to Private Chix Verbil's office. There they put they put the Cigars. The possession of Chix that they stole was his PlayFairy magazines. Here they left a computer chip, something Foaly would carry around.
They then waltzed down to Foaly's Ops Booth. They put Chix's PlayFairys and Arty uses his Magical Arty Powers to hack into Foaly's computers. Arty then downloaded a custom made virus onto Foaly's hard drive. The virus made Foaly's computer screens only show the message 'Arty Fowl is the biggest genius around ~ Foaly'. As soon as anyone touched a key, they message would be E-Mailed to all LEP personal and appear on all screens in the Police Plaza. After Foaly broke through the first layer of the virus, the message would then read, 'Haha, Pony Boy ~ Holly'.
Yes. It was the perfect revenge. Arty and Dommie waltzed out to the lobby in Police Plaza and saw the secretary waltzing with the mini-tree.
"Nice form," Dommie said.
"Thank you. You too," the secretary said. Arty and Dommie waltzed on and ran into Holly, Julius, Chix and Foaly.
"Hello Arty, hello Dommie," Holly, Julius, Chix and Foaly chimed.
"Hello Holly, hello Julius, hello Chix, hello Foaly," Arty and Dommie chimed.
"My chime is better!" Julius exclaimed.
"No, mine is!" Holly said.
"Mine!" said Chix.
"No, mine!" Foaly whinnied.
"Mine is superior," Arty smirked.
"Mine is the bestest," Dommie said. The two elves, two humans, one sprite and one centaur argued about who's wind-chime is the bestest. The Never Ending Argument Of Doom had begun.
"Dommie and I must leave now. Toodles," Arty said, wagging his fingers. He then used his Magical Arty Powers to zap him and Dommie up to Fowl Manor.
"How did he do that?" Chix asked.
"Magical Arty Powers," Holly, Julius and Foaly explained.
"Now lets waltz into Police Plaza!" Holly grinned. Julius and her waltzed into Police Plaza.
"I wanted to waltz with Holly," Chix whined.
"Suck it up," Foaly and Chix waltzed into Police Plaza after them.
"It's a lovely day for a waltz," the waltzing secretary said.
"Yes indeedy," Holly, Julius, Chix and Foaly chimed. They then waltzed up to their respective offices and screamed.
"My Wall Balls!" Holly screamed.
"My Fungus Cigars!" Julius screamed.
"My PlayFairy Magazines!" Chix screamed.
"My Precious Computers!" Foaly screamed.
"Julius!" Holly screamed.
"Chix!" Julius screamed.
"Foaly!" Chix screamed.
"Holly!" Foaly screamed.
"DIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!" Holly, Julius, Chix and Foaly screamed.
Up in Fowl Manor, Arty and Dommie Giggled Evilly.
*~*~*~*~*
A/N: That was completely pointless. Very short. Makes no sense. Very OOC. .I like it.
NEXT THINGY: Er. Mother's Day, I think. Fairies only, probably. Or with Artemis Pre-Fairies. Holly's Mom comes to the LEP. Same Holly's mom as in my other AF story with chapters. Funny. Sorta.
Mage Kitty ^^
