Act Ten: The Fall of a REAL Bitch and True Love Realized
Scene One: The Chamber in Tabitha's house (con't)
As the smoke clears from the gateway, two people appear.
Timmy (scared shitless): Oh no! Not her! Anyone but her!
Cody: What's the matter, Timmy?
Timmy: She's worse than ten monsters!
Cody: Who is she?
Timmy: She's Tabitha's great-great niece, Britney Spears!
Britney Spears and her "boyfriend" Justin Timberlake approach Timmy and Cody.
Britney (in her nice, fake, phony voice): Hello Timmy, long time, no see.
Timmy (scared): Hi B-Britney.
Britney: Who's your little friend?
Timmy: This is Cody.
Cody: Hi.
Britney: Where's Auntie Tabitha?
Timmy: She's up in the attic.
Britney: Come on, Justin, let's go meet my Auntie Tabitha.
Justin (looking and talking like a mindless zombie): Yes, my dear.
They both go upstairs to look for Tabitha.
Cody: She doesn't seem so bad.
Timmy: Don't let that sweet talk fool Cody. She's one of the most evil witches in Tabitha's family.
Cody: I wonder why that boy was acting so weird.
Timmy: That's her "boyfriend" Justin Timberlake. When they first met, he wouldn't give her the time of day, so she cast a spell on him that turned him into a zombie that worships only her.
Cody: Whoa, that is bad.
Timmy: Britney will stop at nothing to get what she wants. Timmy suggests Cody stays away from her if he wants to live.
Cody: Whatever you say.
Meanwhile, Tabitha is still looking for a spell to retrieve the book. She eventually finds a scroll under a box.
Tabitha (looks over the scroll): This is it! This is exactly what I'm looking for! Now I can finally get the book out of that portal.
When Tabitha leaves the attic, she sees Britney and Justin sitting on the couch.
Tabitha: Britney, is that you?
Britney (still being phony): Auntie Tabitha! It's so good to see you again. (gives her a phony hug)
Tabitha: How on earth did you get here?
Britney: I came through that strange portal of yours..oh, you remember my boyfriend, Justin. Say hello to Auntie Tabitha, Justin.
Justin (still zombified): Hello to Auntie Tabitha Justin.
Britney (phony laughing): Isn't he silly?
Tabitha: You came just in time, dearie. You can be a witness to the destruction of Harmony.
Britney: You're still trying to destroy this rinky-dink town? I took down Europe, Asia and Australia in less than three days!
Tabitha (annoyed): Well, Britney, some witches aren't as advanced as you are.
Britney (with utmost arrogance): I know.
Tabitha: Come on, let's go downstairs.
They go downstairs to the chamber. Tabitha recites the spell on the scroll, the portal crackles, then the book flies back into her hands.
Tabitha: It worked! Now I can finally call forth an evil demon to destroy Harmony.
Britney (seemingly uninterested): That's great Auntie. Isn't that great, Justin?
Justin (deadpan): Yes my dear.
Tabitha: Stand back, kiddies, this may be a big one!
Tabitha recites a spell out of the book, then the portal gets larger. It crackles and smoke surrounds it, then the whole chamber begins to shake.
Timmy (holding on to Cody): Timmy's scared! Please make it stop!
Tabitha: It's too late, Timmy. The most evil demon in the universe is about to descend upon Harmony!
When the smoke clears from the portal, MaloMyotismon appears.
Timmy (more afraid than ever): He's scarier than the other monster!
Cody: Oh no! It's MaloMyotismon!
Tabitha: Finally! The end of Harmony is near!
MaloMyotismon: Must eat! Need food!
Tabitha: Sure, whatever you want, then we can discuss how you're going to destroy Harmony.
MaloMyotismon looks at Britney and begins to drool.
MaloMyotismon: You look good enough to eat! (picks her up)
Britney: Hey, what are you doing? Put me down you ugly--
He begins to put her into his mouth.
Britney: I guess I'm really not that innocent.
He chews her up and swallows her.
Justin (stiffly): Oh no, Britney is gone. What am I to do?
Tabitha: Oh well, I couldn't stand her anyway, egomaniacal bitch.
MaloMyotismon: Must have more! (turns to leave)
Tabitha: Wait, where are you going? You have to go destroy Harmony!
He ignores Tabitha's pleas and goes through a wall in the chamber.
Tabitha: How come things never work out for me like they're supposed to? Oh well, maybe I can find a spell to close this bloody thing. (goes upstairs)
Cody: Come on, Armadillomon! We have to go tell the others about MaloMyotismon.
Armadillomon: I'm right behind you, Cody.
Timmy: Hey, wait for Timmy!
After they leave, the portal crackles again, then Alicia Keys appears.
Alicia: How in the world did I get here?
Justin sees her and is instantly brought back to his normal self.
Justin: Oh, thank you! Your beauty has freed me from that witch's spell.
Alicia (looks him over): You ain't that bad looking yourself, handsome.
Justin: I think you and me could make beautiful music together.
Alicia: Why don't you take me out to dinner and we can find out?
Justin: By the way, I'm Justin Timberlake.
Alicia: Alicia Keys.
They go upstairs and leave the house together.
Scene Two: A Cave Outside of Harmony
BlackWarGreymon brings Sheridan to a cave outside of Harmony and puts her into a hole.
BlackWarGreymon: You're going to tell me where I came from right now!
Sheridan (crying): I keep telling you, I don't know anything about you!
BlackWarGreymon: You're lying! If you don't tell me where I came from, I'll leave you here to starve.
Sheridan: How many times do I have to tell you, I don't know!
BlackWarGreymon: Then you can stay here until you die.
He leaves her in the hole and runs off. She climbs out of the hole after seeing that it's not that deep, then she starts running back to Harmony.
Sheridan (thinking to herself): I have to find Luis. That thing's crazy enough to kill someone!
Scene Three: The Russell house
Yolei and Ken walk up to the Russell house and ring the doorbell. Eve opens the door.
Wormmon (looks at Hawkmon): She's gonna freak out.
Eve (freaks out at the sight of the digimon): AHHHH! MONSTERS!!! (faints)
Wormmon: I knew it.
T.C.: Eve, what's going on? (sees the digimon) What are those?
Ken: Please, Mr. Russell, if we could have a minute of your time, we need to tell you about your daughter Simone.
T.C.: Simone? What's happened to her?
Ken: Let's revive your wife, then we can tell both of you.
They bring Eve inside and revive her, then Yolei and Ken explain how they and the other Digidestined found Simone and the other kids dead two blocks away from the Bennett house.
Eve (crying): I can't believe by baby's gone! Who could've done this?
Yolei: The only clue we have is a note left by someone who calls himself "the Zorro killer".
T.C. (angry): When I find him, I'll rip him to pieces!
Eve: Wait a minute! Sam and Grace, do they know about...
Ken: We're not sure. We've been staying at their house for a few days, but they never came home last night.
Eve: What if this "Zorro killer" got to them?
T.C.: Bring us to where the bodies are.
Yolei: Are you sure that's a good idea?
T.C.: We have to find out if they're dead, too.
Yolei: Alright, but it's not going to be pretty.
They all leave to go where the bodies are.
Scene Four: Two Blocks Away from the Bennett house
When Yolei, Ken, their digimon, and the Russells arrive two blocks away from the Bennett house, they see that Sam and Grace have been added to the pile.
Eve: Oh my God! This is terrible!
T.C.: Wait until I get my hands on that bastard! I'll kill him myself!
Ken (tugs on Yolei's arm): I think we should get back to the house and leave them alone.
Yolei: That's a good idea.
As they turn to leave, Hawkmon sees the Zorro killer hiding behind a tree.
Hawkmon: Look yo guys! It's him!
T.C.: You kids get away from here! I'll take care of this heartless bastard myself.
Eve: T.C., he might be crazy! Don't do it!
T.C.: I'm sorry, Eve, but he has to pay for what he's done.
As the Zorro killer approaches, Yolei, Ken, Hawkmon, and Wormmon hide behind a bush.
T.C. (carefully looks him over): You're a woman!
Zorro: Well duh! Now I can give you your first place prize--prepare to die!
T.C. tries his best to fight the Zorro killer, but he ends up dying by his sword.
Eve: I think I know who you are, and I'm not going to let you get away with it.
Zorro: Oh, but I am, Eve. I always get away with it. There's nothing you or those meddling kids can do to stop me either.
Eve: I know that we weren't even your true target. You just wanted us out of the way so we couldn't warn them. Isn't that right?
Zorro: You have no idea what my plans are, and you're never going to get a chance to expose me. (She stabs Eve with a knife) Well, that takes care of her. Now, I just have four more people to kill, then I will have accomplished my goals. As long as those kids stay out of my way, nothing can go wrong.
She carves "DWP" into their stomachs then runs away.
Ken: We have to get back to the house and tell the others.
They run back to the Bennett house.
End of Act Ten.