Act Thirteen: Really Bad Singing and The Zorro Killer Challenges the DigiDestined
Scene One: Tabitha's Chamber
Tabitha finds the spell to close the portal, but before she gets a chance to do anything, to weirdoes appear.
Tabitha: Who in the hell are you?
Man: Hi, I'm Michael McLoud and this is my partner, Jasmine Wayne-Wayne. We're the world's best songwriters and recording artists.
Tabitha: I could care less, now get out of my house!
Jasmine: She seems a bit cranky. Let's sing one of our award-winning songs. Maybe that will cheer her up.
Tabitha (annoyed: I don't want to listen to your bloody--
Just then, music begins to play in the background. Michael dances offbeat as the introduction plays.
Michael (singing in a high-pitch voice):
~You are the love of my life!~
Jasmine (singing in a whiny voice):
~You are the love of my life!~
Both (singing very badly):
~You are the love of my life! Yooou are the love of my life!~
Tabitha (covering her ears): AAGGHHHH!!! Shut up! You're breaking my eardrums!
They continue "singing" as glass begins to break around them, then Tabitha decides she's had enough.
Tabitha (mad as hell): That's it! You two, out of my house, NOW!!!
She then recites a spell that sends Michael and Jasmine outside.
Jasmine: Well, I guess some people just don't appreciate good music when they hear it.
Michael: Come on, I'm sure there's someone in this town who will listen to our songs.
They walk down the street and leave. Meanwhile, back in the chamber, Tabitha recites a spell in the book and closes the portal.
Tabitha: There! Now no one else can get here. Those two yahoos have given me a splitting headache. I think I'll go lay down on the couch for a while.
Tabitha goes upstairs to take a nap.
Scene Two: The Northern Part of Harmony
Tai, Matt, Agumon, and Gabumon decide to sit on a bench and take a break after searching seven hours for MaloMyotismon.
Matt: We're not getting anywhere, you guys.
Gabumon: Matt's right. We may never find him.
Agumon: I've got blisters on my blisters.
Tai: I think we should head back to the house now.
Just as they get up to leave, they hear yelling across the street. When they go to see where it came from, they see Arukenimon and Mummymon running for their lives.
Arukenimon: Is she still behind us?
Mummymon: I'm almost afraid to look.
Tai: How in the world did they get here?
Agumon: I guess MaloMyotismon wasn't the only one who came through that portal.
Matt: I wonder why they're so freaked out.
Arukenimon: I think we finally lost her.
Ms. Swan (popping up from out of nowhere): I love this game!
Arukenimon and Mummymon: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! (they run off)
Ms. Swan: Wait for me! (she runs off behind them)
Tai: We've got to warn everyone.
Just then, Matt gets an e-mail on his D-Terminal from T.K.
Matt: T.K. and Kari want us to meet them at the corner by the Bennett house right away.
Tai: Maybe they found MaloMyotismon. Let's go!
They head back to the Bennett house.
Scene Three: A Block Away from the Lopez-Fitzgerald house
Mimi and Sora decide to finally tell Theresa that her brother is dead after searching for MaloMyotismon for seven hours and coming up empty. They head for the Lopez-Fitzgerald house, but when they arrive, they find the headless corpes of Ethan and Theresa.
Mimi (crying): Oh no, not Theresa too! She was the best friend I ever had.
Palmon: You only met her 11 hours ago.
Mimi: I know, that's why it's so sad!
Sora: I guess this other guy was her fiancee. They must have worked things out right before they were killed.
Mimi (angry): When I find that Zorro killer, I'm going to give her a piece of my mind!
Sora: Mimi! I've never seen this side of you before.
Mimi: Well, I've never been this angry before.
Just then, Sora gets an e-mail on her D-Terminal from Kari.
Sora: We have to meet T.K. and Kari back by the Bennett house right away.
Mimi: Do you think they found him?
Sora: I don't know, but we'll see when we get there.
They head back to the Bennetts.
Scene Four: The Western Part of Harmony
Joe, Izzy, Gomamon, and Tentomon decide to take a break after searching for seven hours and coming up with nothing.
Joe: I can't believe we can't find him anywhere.
Izzy: The probability of us being able to find him should have been one to a zillion.
Tentomon: Izzy, why don't you use the digivice to find him?
Izzy: Of course! Why didn't think of that before? Great idea, Tentomon!
Izzy pulls out his digivice to try to find MaloMyotismon, but he sees that it's completely turned off.
Izzy: What's wrong with this thing?
Joe (pulls out his digivice): Mine's not working, either.
Gomamon: I hope this doesn't mean we won't be able to digivolve.
Izzy: I hope not, either.
Just then, Joe gets an e-mail from T.K..
Joe:We'll have to figure it out later. T.K. and Kari want us back at the Bennett house ASAP.
Izzy: Maybe they found him.
They head back to the house.
Scene Five: The Harmony City Limits
Yolei, Ken, Davis, and their digimon decide to sit on a bench and take a break after they can't find MaloMyotismon.
Yolei: I've never been so exhausted in my life.
Hawkmon: I won't argue with you there.
Davis (standing up): I can't believe we haven't found him yet! He's a big, gigantic digimon! A mosquito could probably find him better than we can!
Veemon: Maybe we should send the mosquito out to find him so we can go to bed.
Davis: Very funny, Veemon.
Just as Davis turns to sit down, Luis and Sheridan bump into him and they all fall down.
Davis: Hey, watch where you're going!
Sheridan: Oh, I'm sorry we bumped into you, but we're in a hurry. We have to save Harmony from a monster!
Davis, Yolei, Ken: Huh?
Ken: Maybe they've seen him.
Yolei: Tell us what this monster looks like.
Sheridan: He's a big dark dinosaur and all he keeps talking about is "Where did I come from?".
Ken: Oh my gosh! You don't think it's...
Yolei: BlackWarGreymon?!
Davis: Just great! That is the last thing we need right now! Can things get any worse?
Just then, Yolei gets an e-mail from Kari.
Yolei: Kari and T.K. want us back at the Bennett house right now!
Ken: Would you two mind if we ask you to come back with us? We may need your help.
Sheridan: Okay, we'll help in any way we can.
Davis (whining): How come I didn't get an e-mail from Kari?
Veemon (pulling him by the arm): Not now, Davis! We have to go!
They all run back to the Bennetts.
Scene Six: The Corner by the Bennett house (An hour later)
T.K., Kari, Patamon, Gatomon, Justin, and Alicia go meet Cody, Timmy, and Armadillomon at the corner by the Bennett house. The rest of the Digidestined, along with Luis and Sheridan, soon follow.
Tai: Alright, we're all here. Did you find MaloMyotismon?
Kari: No, but...
Yolei, Sora, Mimi (freaking out): Oh my gosh! It's Justin Timberlake!!!
T.K.: You guys, we don't have time for this! We've got a serious problem on our hands. We just saw BlackWarGreymon on TV and he's already killed 10 people!
Davis (points to Luis and Sheridan): These two just told us they saw him, too.
Mimi: Who are they?
Luis: I'm Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald, and this is my girlfriend, Sheridan Crane.
Kari: "Crane"? By any chance, are you related to Alistair?
Sheridan: Yes, unfortunately, he's my father.
T.K.: He's one of the people BlackWarGreymon just killed.
Mimi (looks at Luis): And did you say your last name was "Lopez-Fitzgerald"?
Luis: Yes.
Sora: I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but your brother Miguel and your sister Theresa are dead.
Luis (angry): What?! Who killed them?
Mimi: The Zorro killer.
Sheridan: Who's that?
Davis: Some lunatic who chops and slashes people she knows.
Tai: Wait, you said Theresa. Does that mean...
Sora: Yep, Zorro has struck again.
Tai: And if all that isn't bad enough, Matt and I just saw Arukenimon and Mummymon.
All the Digidestined except Tai and Matt: What?!
Matt: Yeah, they were running from some crazy Korean chick, so I don't think we have to worry too much about them.
Joe: But what about BlackWarGreymon?
Izzy: And the Zorro killer?
Ken: How can we solve all these problems? We can't be in ten places at once.
Yolei: Don't worry, Ken, we'll figure something out.
Just then, a knife with a note attached to it comes out of nowhere and hits a tree. Izzy detaches the note and reads it aloud.
Izzy (reading): "Dear You Meddling Kids, If you want to settle the score once and for all, meet me in front of the Crane mansion in 30 minutes. The Zorro killer."
Alicia: What is this, a bad episode of "Scooby-Doo"?
Kari: What are we going to do now?
Luis: I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm going to go give this Zorro killer a piece of my mind!
Sheridan: I'm going with you.
Mimi: Me too.
Cody: Why don't we all go? We really can't do anything about BlackWarGreymon and MaloMyotismon right now, so I say we go teach her a lesson she'll never forget!
Timmy: Timmy didn't know Cody was so brave.
Cody: Well, uh, it comes and goes.
Justin: Do you mind if me and Alicia come with you?
Alicia: Yeah, I don't wanna miss this!
T.K.: Alright, but you guys be careful. This might be a trap.
Yolei: Wait a minute. How are we going to get to the Crane mansion? We have no idea where it is!
Sheridan: No problem. I live in a house on the property. I'll take you there.
Tai: Okay guys, let's go get her!
Everybody: YEAH!!!
They all head to the Crane mansion.
End of Act Thirteen.