A Digimon S2Passions crossover play! Tabitha's plan to conjure up a demon to destroy Harmony doesn't go very well, to say the least, resulting in total craziness and mayhem! PG-13 for random acts of violence, mature stuff, and other things I can't think o
Pilar goes downstairs to finish clearing the living room. She sees Julian's lifeless, bloody body lying on the floor.
Pilar (shocked): Oh my god, Julian! Who did this? (thinks about something she heard earlier) I knew I heard something down here. But then, that means...I have to find her before she disappears.
As she leaves out the front door, Luis, Sheridan, Justin, Alicia, and the Digidestined arrive.
Pilar: Luis! Sheridan! I'm so glad you're alright. I thought something awful happened to you.
Luis: Mama, you didn't have to worry about us. We can take care of ourselves.
Pilar: Where did all these kids come from?
Tai: That's a long story, miss.
Alicia: So, when's the Zorro killer gonna show up?
Pilar: The who?
Luis: Mama, I have something to tell you.
Zorro (jumps out of a tree):Save your breath, Luis. I'll tell her for you.
Kari: It's her! The Zorro killer!
Pilar (looks at Zorro): That's no Zorro killer. That's (pulls her mask off her face) Rebecca Hotchkiss.
Luis and Sheridan (surprised): Rebecca Hotchkiss?
Everyone else except Pilar:Huh?
Rebecca: I don't believe this! I killed all those other idiots and you were the only one who saw right through me, other than that annoying Dr. Eve Russell. I knew I should've gotten rid of you, too.
Pilar: What have you been up to now, Rebecca?
Rebecca: I've just been doing a little inventory.
Luis (angry): Inventory? You killed Theresa and Miguel!
Tai: And the Bennetts!
Yolei: And the Russells!
Rebecca: And those snot-nosed brats and Ethan, and I'd do it again in a heartbeat!
Kari: But why would you kill all those people? What did they ever do to you?
Sheridan: Yeah, Rebecca. I knew you had it in for Theresa and Ethan after that whole thing with Gwen, but what would you gain by killing everyone else?
Rebecca: It's very simple--they were all dead weights! They were giving this show a bad name--especially you self-righteous Lopez-Fitzgeralds!
Davis (interrupts): Hold up! Wait a minute! What is she talking about?
Pilar: You didn't know? You're on the soap opera, "Passions".
All the Digidestined: WHAT?!
Alicia: I thought this place looked familiar.
Izzy: So, "DWP" must stand for "Down With Passions"!
Tai (shaking his head in disbelief): Of all the places to get stuck in, why did it have to be a soap opera?
Mimi: It's not so bad. Personally, I would've preferred to have gone on "Young and the Restless".
Sora: Not me. I would've liked to have been on "One Life to Live".
Yolei: I would've rather been on "As the World Turns".
Rebecca (annoyed):Excuse me, but can we get back to me here?
Mimi, Sora, Yolei: Sorry!
Rebecca: Now, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, I decided it was high time I change things around here. I did away with the kids first because no one would ever miss them anyway. Then I gradually worked my way up to everyone else on my list. Finally, I finished off Ethan and Theresa so I could get payback for what they did to my daughter.
Pilar: What about what you did to my daughter? You took hers and everyone else's life just to get revenge!
Rebecca: Well, Pi-lar, that's not entirely true. Sure, I killed Ethan and Theresa for revenge, but I soon realized once I got rid of everyone else, I could take over Passions!
Davis: Lady, have you lost your mind? You mean to tell me you killed all those people just so you could take over a soap opera?!
Rebecca: Yes, but this victory was bittersweet, for alas, I didn't get to off everyone on my list.
Luis: What's wrong with you, Rebecca? Everyone you did kill wasn't enough to crave your sick appetite?
Rebecca: I admit, at first I wasn't sure if I could pull this off, but once I got started, I felt liberated. I've released so much anger in the past three days I feel like I could fly away. If only I would've gotten to kill those goddamn Cranes, Julian and Alistair. Every time I got to where they were, someone had already beat me to it.
T.K.: Well, Alistair was killed by BlackWarGreymon.
Pilar: And Julian's been shot to death, but Ivy and Gwen just disappeared into thin air.
Rebecca: I just want to know who deprived me the pleasure of killing Julian.
Rosaria (coming from behind a bush): It was me.
Everyone (turning to see Rosaria): Huh?
Rebecca: Who in the hell are you?
Rosaria: I'm Rosaria Lopez-Fitzgerald.
Luis (in a complete state of shock):What?
Pilar (crying): My baby's come home.
Rebecca: How many of you goddamn Lopez-Fitzgeralds are there?
Rosaria: Of course, the truth of the matter is, I'm technically not a Lopez-Fitzgerald. I'm really a Lopez-Crane, but only by blood.
Luis: Is this true, Mama?
Pilar: Yes, Luis. She's your oldest sister, the result of an ending three-year affair I had with Julian over 25 years ago. She was born two months after your father and I got married. He adopted her and raised her as his own for five years until that fateful day when Alistair had his men kidnap her from Harmony Park.
Rosaria: From that day on, I made a promise to myself that I would find a way to get back to my family and make Alistair and Julian pay for what they did to me.
Pilar: Rosaria, I do not condone that you killed your own father, even if he was a cowardly bastard!
Rosaria: I'm sorry you feel that way, Mother, but even if I wasn't sent back here to kill him, I probably would've done it anyway.
Tai: Excuse me, but if you don't mind my saying so, you people are sick.
Matt: I'd definitely have to agree with you there, Tai.
Sora: Well, what did you expect in a soap opera?
Luis:How could you not tell me you had an affair with Julian Crane?
Pilar: Because I know how deep your hatred for the Cranes runs and I knew you wouldn't be able to take it well.
Rebecca: Enough of this! I'm going to get rid of all you Lopez-Fitzgeralds and you meddling kids, then I'll take over "Passions" and rename it "The Rebecca Show"! (demonic maniacal laughing)
Rosaria: You'll have to go through me first, Rebecca!
Rebecca: Bring it on, Bitch!
When Rebecca pulls out her sword, Rosaria kicks it out of her hand.
Rebecca: Hey!
Rosaria: No weapons. We're gonna settle this the old-fashioned way--martial arts style!
Rosaria begins the fight by throwing Rebecca against a tree. Rebecca fights back with knife-throwing tactics, which Rosaria easily evades. As the fight progresses, they break windows and fly all over the place.
Sora: Well, who should we root for?
Tai: I don't think it really matters anymore.
Davis: When did this turn into "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"?
T.K. and Kari (unenthusiastic): Go whoever.
Alicia (excited): This is the shit! I never thought I'd get to see anything like this in my life!
Justin: Me neither!
Timmy (cowering behind Cody): Tell Timmy when this is all over!
After two hours of punching, kicking, throwing, boxing, and flying, Rosaria grabs Rebecca's sword and backs her into a corner.
Rebecca (terrified): Hey, I thought you said "no weapons"?
Rosaria: Well, I changed my mind. I've decided that killing you with your own sword would be much more enjoyable.
Rebecca: Wait, please, don't! Have mercy on me!
Rosaria: Why should I? You didn't show any mercy to all those people you killed. Now, say goodbye!
All of a sudden, a dark shadow covers the Crane mansion. Everyone looks up and sees MaloMyotismon hovering over them.
Sheridan: What in the world...?
Tai: It's MaloMyotismon!
Justin: That's the monster that ate Britney!
MaloMyotismon: I've been waiting for you Digidestined. Now that I've gathered enough energy from those young evil blonde bimbos, I can finally be rid of you once and for all. (looks at Rebecca and starts drooling) Maybe I'll have one more snack first.
Rebecca (cowering in fear): Wait, I'm not blonde. I'm not even a natural red-head!
MaloMyotismon picks her up and eats her.
Sheridan: I wonder if he ate Gwen and Ivy too?
Pilar: Maybe that's why they disappeared without a trace.
MaloMyotismon: Now, Digidestined, prepare to feel my wrath!
Tai: No way, MaloMyotismon! We're gonna stop you if it's the last thing we do!
Alicia: Just make sure it ain't the last thing you do.
End of Act Fourteen.
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