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Why Everything Tastes Like Chicken in The Matrix: A Colonel Sander's Marketing Scheme

Not every human was destroyed by the war. They all went to live in Zion to have a safe haven from the robots. But there was one human who remained on the surface of the world, and that person was Colonel Sanders. He started out a humble Colonel, his body beaten from the war, he decided to take up the wonderful world of restaurant ownership. With all of that money he made selling over priced crispy chicken, he undertook a great feat.

With teams of scientists working around the clock, Colonel Sander's discovered 2 things that many humans have sought for a long time. 1. Immortality and 2. The perfect marketing scheme.

It was brilliant, fail proof. He would take the robots that had been invented and program them to eventually enslave most of humanity. Scorching the sky only helped him, for the plants ceased to grow, and there was only the food that he provided. He invented the Matrix to keep people going to his restaurants, even if they did pay in fake money. But the best part of it all was, most of the humans of the earth ate nothing but KFC, only they didn't know it. Liquefied bodies of dead chickens (provided by KFC Inc.) were fed intravenously to the imprisoned humans. Colonel Sanders not only kept his image as a kindly war hero, but also made his one and only dream come true. To sit in a big room all day with lots of TV screens playing with a pen (and himself) while watching unlimited porno channels. FOR FREE!!!!!

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