Author's note: I'm sure you have heard this a million times or more, but I do not own One Piece. Flame me if you want, if you find my stuff offensive, flame me, whatever. I just wondered about this one day, and decided to write a fanfic on it. So here it is. If you are a shonen-ai or shojou-ai (sp?) fan, sorry, but I don't think that will appear in this story. I try to stay away from that as much as possible. Because of the way my story is headed, there might be some slightly strange pairings, but maybe not. It all depends on how the story goes. Actually, calling this bit of writing can't really be called a "story." More like plays, such as the "One Piece Playgirl Mansion" or "One Piece da Muzical!" The reason? Because I like this style of writing. It seems to be more organized and easier to read. Okay, enough with the boring bland stuff. On with the story, er, play thingy whatever! *Goes off to glomp Sanji-kun*

Chapter 1: Introduction Mad Pirate: Hello my beloved Straw Hat Pirate crew! Guess what? I've got a surprise for everyone! I'm putting you all in a play! Zoro: Oh jeez. SOMEthing about her name reminds me of a certain SOMEone. Luffy: OOH! I bet it has to do with the "mad" thing! Right? Huh? Right? Sanji: Clever Luffy! Did you figure that out all by yourself? MP: Yeah, right, anyway. Sanji: Wait, we're in your fanfic? Do I have any parts in it with Nami-san? MP: *scanning over script* Umm. no, not really. I think Zoro does. Sanji: .*glares* MP: .IN A WAY, don't worry; I won't give Nami to Zoro. I can't scar my favorite character like that ^-^Oh wait, where IS Nami? And Usopp, and Chopper? Oh well. Let's see. what next. Luffy: I'm hungry! MP: Umm.. Zoro: jeez, what a waste of time. MP: Oh well! I'll have to divide my script a little. We'll use the characters here. Sanji, Zoro, you guys are in the first scene Sanji: Oh Jeezuz, it doesn't have anything to do with me-and-Zoro-slash or anything does it?! MP: *irritated* no, no, now hurry up and read your scripts! Sanji: *reads*. Zoro: *reads*. Both: WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?! Zoro: you mean I. Sanji: .Have to be. Both: *Pointing at each other* HIM?!? Luffy: Ooh, interesting! MP: Yeah. Oh, Yay! Here comes Nami, Usopp, and Chopper! Sanji and Zoro: NOOO!!! STAY AWAY!!!! DON'T!! YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE HAS IN STORE FOR YOU!!!! MP: *ties them up and locks them in a box* No, no, ignore them. Here, I've got a play. Read your part, we're all going on pretty soon. *Thrusts scripts into Nami, Usopp, and Chopper's hands* Nami: *reads*. Usopp: *reads*. Chopper: *reads*. Chopper: oO;; Usopp:OO;; Nami: AUUUGGHH!!! I HAVE TO. MP: Oh, that's right, I forgot Luffy! *hands Luffy script* Luffy: *reads* . . Oh, weird, I switch places with. MP: NO NO NO, QUIET!! Here, hurry and go onstage!! Play's about to start!