MP: Hello my adoring fans!.or not. Anywayyy.. I haven't been here in a while. Miss me?

Straw-hat crew: HEEEELLL NOOOOO!!!!!

MP: *ties them all up and locks them in a box* Of course you did. Now, today we have some lovely new characters!

*incredibly ruffled Shanks, Ben Beckman, Lucky Roo, and Yassop come in*

MP: *grins* Yup! Shanks and his crew are here today! I have put them in a play! And so I hope you watch and stay, and please don't run away!

Shanks: I wish.

Ben: When did she start rhyming?

Yasopp: Can I shoot her?

*Straw hat crew pops out of box*

all: YEAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

MP: Hold on.

*takes Yasopp's gun and tinkers around with it*

MP: Here you go!

Yasopp: Hohohoho, death to Mad Pirate!

BANG!

Yasopp: What the hell.?

*little flag pops out. It says "The play is about to start! I hope you really know you part! If you don't, in your face I will."

MP: Heads up!

*Curtains come falling down*

All: YAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!!!

*everyone runs*

*Weeping Shanks comes out*

Shanks: *sob* *sniff* Uh.I am the fat Lucky Roo.Umm. Uhhhh.*glances at script* Uhh.Oh. Um. I have shiny black hair and a sexy curl?

Ben: Ehh..I am sharpshooter Yasopp.errr.*also glances at script* I have red hair and make the ladies swoon and whirl.*raises eyebrow*

Roo: I love meat and eat a lot, ehhh. *looks at script* I'm second in command, to the red-haired man.

Yasopp: HEY! YOU ALL TOOK ALL MY PART!! Wait, oh, here's something someone didn't say. Hold on.I can shoot from here to a rock in Venus.If you don't watch out I'll.HEY!!! WHO WROTE THIS SCRIPT?!?!! HOW NAUGHTY!!

MP: Well, actually, it could have been, "I can shoot a bullet straight through tubes, and I can shoot them at your."

Crew: AUUGH!!! PERVERT PERVERT!!! * ties MP up and tosses her out the window*

*from below*

Marine: HEY! What just fell on my head?!

MP: OO;; Yeek!! *runs away* (sound familiar?)

Well, another one of my nonsense scribbles. I hope no one is lost and if you are, how unfortunate. Heh.sorta got carried away with the dirty humor there. Sorry, flame me if you want. no bad feelings? I hope. Well, please wait for my new work to come out. Its not a nonsense scribble, and it has a real plot. *shiny eyes* Yes! It's a revolution to the insane pirate way!! So look out for it. I don't know the title of it yet.but. yeah! Time to go! Arigatou!