MP: Hello my adoring fans!.or not. Anywayyy.. I haven't been here in a
while. Miss me?
Straw-hat crew: HEEEELLL NOOOOO!!!!!
MP: *ties them all up and locks them in a box* Of course you did. Now, today we have some lovely new characters!
*incredibly ruffled Shanks, Ben Beckman, Lucky Roo, and Yassop come in*
MP: *grins* Yup! Shanks and his crew are here today! I have put them in a play! And so I hope you watch and stay, and please don't run away!
Shanks: I wish.
Ben: When did she start rhyming?
Yasopp: Can I shoot her?
*Straw hat crew pops out of box*
all: YEAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
MP: Hold on.
*takes Yasopp's gun and tinkers around with it*
MP: Here you go!
Yasopp: Hohohoho, death to Mad Pirate!
BANG!
Yasopp: What the hell.?
*little flag pops out. It says "The play is about to start! I hope you really know you part! If you don't, in your face I will."
MP: Heads up!
*Curtains come falling down*
All: YAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!!!
*everyone runs*
*Weeping Shanks comes out*
Shanks: *sob* *sniff* Uh.I am the fat Lucky Roo.Umm. Uhhhh.*glances at script* Uhh.Oh. Um. I have shiny black hair and a sexy curl?
Ben: Ehh..I am sharpshooter Yasopp.errr.*also glances at script* I have red hair and make the ladies swoon and whirl.*raises eyebrow*
Roo: I love meat and eat a lot, ehhh. *looks at script* I'm second in command, to the red-haired man.
Yasopp: HEY! YOU ALL TOOK ALL MY PART!! Wait, oh, here's something someone didn't say. Hold on.I can shoot from here to a rock in Venus.If you don't watch out I'll.HEY!!! WHO WROTE THIS SCRIPT?!?!! HOW NAUGHTY!!
MP: Well, actually, it could have been, "I can shoot a bullet straight through tubes, and I can shoot them at your."
Crew: AUUGH!!! PERVERT PERVERT!!! * ties MP up and tosses her out the window*
*from below*
Marine: HEY! What just fell on my head?!
MP: OO;; Yeek!! *runs away* (sound familiar?)
Well, another one of my nonsense scribbles. I hope no one is lost and if you are, how unfortunate. Heh.sorta got carried away with the dirty humor there. Sorry, flame me if you want. no bad feelings? I hope. Well, please wait for my new work to come out. Its not a nonsense scribble, and it has a real plot. *shiny eyes* Yes! It's a revolution to the insane pirate way!! So look out for it. I don't know the title of it yet.but. yeah! Time to go! Arigatou!
Straw-hat crew: HEEEELLL NOOOOO!!!!!
MP: *ties them all up and locks them in a box* Of course you did. Now, today we have some lovely new characters!
*incredibly ruffled Shanks, Ben Beckman, Lucky Roo, and Yassop come in*
MP: *grins* Yup! Shanks and his crew are here today! I have put them in a play! And so I hope you watch and stay, and please don't run away!
Shanks: I wish.
Ben: When did she start rhyming?
Yasopp: Can I shoot her?
*Straw hat crew pops out of box*
all: YEAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
MP: Hold on.
*takes Yasopp's gun and tinkers around with it*
MP: Here you go!
Yasopp: Hohohoho, death to Mad Pirate!
BANG!
Yasopp: What the hell.?
*little flag pops out. It says "The play is about to start! I hope you really know you part! If you don't, in your face I will."
MP: Heads up!
*Curtains come falling down*
All: YAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!!!
*everyone runs*
*Weeping Shanks comes out*
Shanks: *sob* *sniff* Uh.I am the fat Lucky Roo.Umm. Uhhhh.*glances at script* Uhh.Oh. Um. I have shiny black hair and a sexy curl?
Ben: Ehh..I am sharpshooter Yasopp.errr.*also glances at script* I have red hair and make the ladies swoon and whirl.*raises eyebrow*
Roo: I love meat and eat a lot, ehhh. *looks at script* I'm second in command, to the red-haired man.
Yasopp: HEY! YOU ALL TOOK ALL MY PART!! Wait, oh, here's something someone didn't say. Hold on.I can shoot from here to a rock in Venus.If you don't watch out I'll.HEY!!! WHO WROTE THIS SCRIPT?!?!! HOW NAUGHTY!!
MP: Well, actually, it could have been, "I can shoot a bullet straight through tubes, and I can shoot them at your."
Crew: AUUGH!!! PERVERT PERVERT!!! * ties MP up and tosses her out the window*
*from below*
Marine: HEY! What just fell on my head?!
MP: OO;; Yeek!! *runs away* (sound familiar?)
Well, another one of my nonsense scribbles. I hope no one is lost and if you are, how unfortunate. Heh.sorta got carried away with the dirty humor there. Sorry, flame me if you want. no bad feelings? I hope. Well, please wait for my new work to come out. Its not a nonsense scribble, and it has a real plot. *shiny eyes* Yes! It's a revolution to the insane pirate way!! So look out for it. I don't know the title of it yet.but. yeah! Time to go! Arigatou!
