Title: Insight into Reincarnation.
Author: ChibiSamiSala
Rating: PG-13 for Gen-chan's mouth
Disclaimer: MY time to kill you all is near. Back away from your play stations if you do not want them to eat your babies. If you are confused see last chapters disclaimer.
Author's Note:
"Good Fucking morning Sleeping beauty!" Genrou growled, messing my hair up even more so that it stuck up in odd places. "You look like shit Ryuuen! Go take a shower!" He shouted in my ear, making my brain pulse.
Ow ow ow! Not so early in the morning!
"Gen-chan~ STOP!" I wined, struggling under his attack. "You slept over too?" he released me, allowing me to fall forward and glare at him.
"Yeah, Miaka wouldn't let us leave, me and Kaen slept up in the guest room while you two love birds stayed down stairs." I blanched and Saihitei started to choke on the water he had begun to drink. "Kaen's a fucking blanket hog too."
"I am not!" Kaen whined, coming up behind him, dragging her sock covered feet on the rug, and then pressing her index finger to the back of his head.
ZAP!
"OWWW!! Shit Kaen!! That wasn't funny." Genrou cursed, holding the back of his head in pain. I laughed; Kaen had the best way of charging up static electricity and would always use it on our foul friend. She didn't even respond, she looked tired and her hair was about as messy as mine, since neither of us had showered, just walked over to me and offered me a hand. I took it and she hefted me to my feet.
"YAAWWWWNN…what are you guys doing up so early?" Miaka yawned, blinking her eyes sleepily. Taka seemed to be a zombie walking behind her. As soon as he stopped walking, he fell asleep on his feet. "You guys have class today right? You can get in the shower if you want." Kaen looked at me and I at her, there was maybe a second long pause before both me and her charged for the bathroom, stripping down on the way.
"WTF? KAEN!! STOP FUCKING STRIPPING!" Genrou shouted after us after he was hit in the face with a shirt.
"Kiss my ass!" She yelled back. Genrou just sputtered, before being hit by my own shirt.
"Ryuuen, not you too!" He whined, sitting down with a thump. Kaen made it in to the bathroom seconds before me, slamming the door in my face, so that I was standing out in front of the door, only in my purple boxers.
"Kaeeen~ your so mean!" I wined, banging on the door.
"So you would lock me out in only my undergarments? I'm a girl you know!" Came her reply as the water started running. "Wait your turn! Mwhahahahaha!" With a defeated sigh I turned around, leaning my back against the door and froze. Saihitei was standing there watching me curiously, my pants hanging in his hand. I went from red to blue to crimson in a matter of seconds as I squeaked and collapsed to the ground.
Ahhh! The embarrassment!!
So what, he's a guy.
That is the exact problem…
"Ryuuen, do you want your pants?"
Nod.
"Here you go…"
I took them quickly and kept my focus on the ground. I was too embarrassed to look up, no matter how pathetic it sounds. Saihitei inspected me carefully for a few moments (The entire time I was staring down, clutching my pants not daring to look up) before giving a sigh and walking back towards Miaka and Taka's kitchen.
He thinks I hate him.
I realized a bit to late and sprung to my feet, about to call his name. "Hoto-" My shirt came rocketing into my face. "OOF!!"
"Ahh… sweet fucking revenge. Ain't it the shit?" Genrou sighed happily, throwing an arm around my bare shoulders. "Whatcha fucking moping about? You're a skinny little stick, but I doubt your lover fucking boy doesn't mind." He stated, causing me to turn red from my ears to my toes. With a laugh he grabbed my wrist and began to drag me towards the kitchen, still only in the boxers, which, in my opinion, seemed way to short at the moment.
"Gen-chan!! Noo!" I gasped, digging my heels into the rug as he pulled me along.
"Come on, its not like Saihitei's gonna fucking bite you!" He seemed intrigued by this aspect. I paled even more.
"DAMN IT GENROU! STOP!" I yanked my arm back, and to my surprise, sent Genrou rocketing into the wall.
SMASH!!
I blinked, as everyone came rushing into the room. Miaka looked back from the wall angel to me and then back again. She blinked and then snapped her head around, pointing at my chest with an open mouth. "N-nu-Nuriko!" she gaped, "Yanagi!" I glanced down at my chest where the bright red symbol for willow was glowing.
Cool!
Genrou fell out of the wall with a groan, plastering his face to the floor. He lay there for a few minutes before struggling to stand, looking up at me just as the symbol faded. In a flash he was standing and shaking me by the shoulders. "Who the hell are you and what did you do with Ryuuen?"
Oh, so that's my power. I'z be a supa' strength son ova' bizliatch.
There's so much I don't remember…
"Uhhh…" came my only response. What was I saposta say, 'Oh yeah, I am the reincarnation of a super strong gay guy senshi and bye the way, you were one of my partners.' That would have gone over well. "I've been working out?" Genrou just raised an eyebrow.
"You? Work out?"
Eeeeehhhh… distraction distraction, does anyone have one?
Help! Hotohori-sama~
I whimpered, at a loss for words, and Taka came to my rescue.
SMACK!
"Ha ha ha. You really thought that was Ryuuen, funny!" Taka laughed after bowling Genrou into the ground with a chair to the back.
"Why you little son of a--"
Taka took a well-aimed punch to the face for that one.
I thank you for your sacrifice.
I sneaked off quietly as the two former friends argued it out with not only words, and Miaka went for some popcorn. I slumped against the wall with a sigh. This was so weird; I couldn't believe that this was happening. I remembered things, about Hotohori, Tamahome, and Miaka. But everything else was a blur. To be reincarnated I would have had to die, but I don't remember how, although it seemed to bother Hotohori quite a bit. Even things that went on with Genrou, was a blur, I recognized him in kindergarten when we had become friends, along with Kaen, but I can't remember who they were. Or who the other senshi were.
Wait a second, Kaen?
I had met my two best friends way back on the first day of school, when I was positive that I was a reincarnated warrior. I saw Genrou and I charged him over, calling him some strange name.
Tasuki. That's what it was.
Kaen I had met walking home from school, she wasn't as familiar but I felt some type of connection to her. She was from the book to then. Just who?
"Ryuuen? May I sit?" I glanced up at Saihitei and then focused on the rug again, nodding. He slid down next to me, resting his forearms on his knees. "Ryuuen are you ok?"
Nod.
Work tongue work!!!!
Captain, the bodies rebelling, there's nothing I can do!
Beam me up Scotty! There's no intelligent life here!
Despite my best efforts, I began to giggle, the image of Saihitei as Spock repeating the phrase 'live long and prosper' in a monotone kept popping up in my mind. Burying my face into my arms I started to laugh, silently, shaking spastically. Saihitei leaned over me worriedly. "Ryuuen?" He placed a hand on my shoulder lightly and I recoiled laughing even harder, tears now running down my face.
Not the Vulcan neck pinch! Nooo!! Ahahhahahahaha!!
"I'm sorry, I wont bother you anymore if you don't want me to." He choked out going to leave, his hair falling into his face.
Ah ah ah! Wait! Hotohori!
Unable to say anything I just latched on to his arm, pressing my face into his sleeve, barely able to breathe. He stiffened, stopping mid stride, obviously confused. I stumbled to my feet, squeaks of laughter slipping out, and releasing I tried to make a straight face and looked up at the taller man.
Hotohori-sama…you're so funny!!!
"I love you!" I blurted out, hugging him tightly, unable to hold back my laughter anymore.
Oh crap, what did I just do?
Eheeeheeeheee…damn it…
Warm arms wrapped around me, pulling me close in a gentle embrace. The laughter died in my throat, but left a happy smile on my face. "Are you sure Ryuuen? I'm not forcing you to forgive me. I really loved you, I did, but my duty was to-" his voice was bitter, and his arms tightened around me.
"You couldn't force me to feel any different Hotohori-sama…" I cut in, my voice not really sounding like my own. "You think a few hundred years could change the way I feel about you."
"Of course not…" he smiled and with out much warning, Saihitei leaned forward and lightly pressed his lips over my own.
Ahhh! I'm being kissed!
Captain, internal heat is rising, it'll be at blush point if this keeps going on! She cant take much more of this, captain..
Oh shut up Scotty.
^___^.
"Now, the crucible is a story of the Salem witch trials, but the author wrote it for another purpose. The red scare was going on and he didn't believe… "
Red.
Suzaku.
Senshi.
Hotohori.
My new boyfriend..
Ehehehehehe….
I love life.
I love my love life.
"Ryuuen?" The teacher cleared his throat impatiently awaiting my answer.
"What is Henry the 8th!" I blurted, looking around wildly. Snickers erupted from the class, and not the candy kind either.
Damn it.
By time the class was over, I had made a fool out of my self too many times for me to count. "I'm Ryuuen the 2nd I am, Ryuuen the 2nd I am I am, I got married to the Heika next door, he's been married one time before. And every one looked like Nuri-chan, Nuri-chan, wouldn't take a Tasuki or a ham (??), no ham. I'm second for the lamb, I'm Ryuuen! RYUUEN THE 2ND I AM!!" I sang as I walked down the hallway, not even looking where I was going. "15th verse same as the first!"
SMACK!
"OWWW!!" I yelped, holding my nose that had been rudely smacked with a binder. "What was that for? I have such freaking abusive friends!!"
"Your lover boy is here." Kaen stated, swirling me in the direction that Sai was leaning up against the wall of he hallway, with quite a few girls, melting at his feet. He smiled at me, and suddenly I was no longer jealous, I just felt bad for those girls because that smile was only meant for me.
Sap, sap, oh glorious sap, raining over my life~
Sap, sap, oh SHINY sap…
I really need to stop watching cartoons in the morning.
But Recess is so cool!
Saihitei excused himself from the throng of girls with a debonair smile, (Not the one that was meant for me though!! I thought gleefully) and walked up to me happily. "good afternoon Ryuuen." He smiled, leaning over and giving me a small kiss on the forehead. I beamed, giving a sort of lovesick giggle. Kaen rolled her eyes and started mock gagging. I just stuck my tongue out at her and pouted.
"Kaen, when you find a boy friend like I have, you will know how I feel!"
"That is so strange to hear from a guy…."
"Excuse me?" A deep voice caught all of our attention, and looking up I saw something sickeningly familiar. The man who had spoken was tall, with longish blonde hair and cold blue eyes. Saihitei stiffened, and Kaen took a step backwards.
"Yes?" Sai asked coldly, reaching out for Kaen's arm and tugging her back next to us. "Do you need anything?"
"Yes, I am looking for my nephew, Tomokazu. Do you know him?" The man asked, smiling down at Kaen while answering Saihitei.
"No. We don't." He stated firmly, stepping in front of Kaen so that she was no longer in his line of sight.
"Well. If you meet him, could you tell him that Anryu is looking for him? " Anryu cocked an eyebrow at my boyfriends attitude, sending a chill through me, and then replaced the look with a plastic smile. "Thank you for your generosity." He reached out and shook my hand, leaving the limb feeling cold when he let go. Saihitei gritted his teeth and nodded, moving as he left, making sure that he would be unable to see Kaen as he retreated.
"Sai? Was that…was he?" I asked, confused by his odd behavior, and the horrible feeling that man had given me. He just gave me an exasperated look, and stepped away from Kaen, allowing me to see her with her hands over her face, tears streaming from her eyes. "Ahhh! Kaen?! What's wrong?!" I dashed up to her, hugging her against me as she tried to choke out an 'I don't know…'
"He…he…Ryuuen!" She threw her arms around me and started to cry in my shirt. I ran my fingers thru her maroon hair comfortingly, giving Saihitei a pained look. He mouthed a name and a few more pages were filled in my book of memories.
Nakago….
Suddenly I felt very very sick. My arms tightened around my best friend involuntarily, wondering why he was effecting her in this way.
Kaen…who were you?
^___^.
Ahh! Poor poor Kaen! If you haven't noticed, I love Soi, if you've ever read her Kaiden then you'd know why. She's so freaking cool, and that bastard, Nakago, uses her to the end. I hate him!! **tears into his flesh** but I also hate Tamahome, but I cant let out that frustration cuz, Ryuuen is telling the story, not me. Now if I had my way, things would be different.
Omake 1:
Sai: **gives Vulcan sign** Live long and prosper.
Ryuuen: **spins around in the captain's chair** We…are here…to…bring peace….and Shonen Ai…to this….world.
Samisala: See I always new Kirk and Spock were gay
Otaku Pitcher: Well, basically, Sai went unconscious, both him and Ryuuen fell asleep. Miaka felt bad about dragging everyone over to the apartment so she forces both Kaen and Genrou to stay the night.
E-chan told me that, waaay back when I was a wittle freshman, and only got two reviews on 6 chapters of my first fic. When I wrote Twisted Fate, she told me to ask for reviews, that it worked for her. So, I did what she said. **shrug**
Thank you for your reviews, they always make me smile.
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Hikaru: Close! He does chuck him tho! I have succeded ne? I might not be able to shoot out chapters this fast in the future tho.
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