(ESTABLISHING SHOT: New York, 1969. The Yasgur Farm)
(RON steps out of a port-a-potty door)
RON: Wow, Drakken's time machine really worked. (Pause) So, where and when am I?
(Some music can be heard in the distance)
RON: Hey, music!
(RON goes in the direction of the music, which is, of course, Woodstock)
(Cut to DRAKKEN'S lair, the present. DRAKKEN stands before KIM)
DRAKKEN: So, Kim Possible, let's see how you fair against two of my best weapons at once.
(DRAKKEN goes to push a button which will release KIM)
SHEGO: No! No! No! Don't do that! I'm begging you, finish her now!
DRAKKEN: Quiet, Shego! I know what I'm doing!
SHEGO: No you don't! You're going to let her go to fight your weapons, which you are convinced she cannot defeat. And what will happen? She will. I don't know how, but she will!
DRAKKEN: But this is different! I have the upper hand.
SHEGO: So did Dr. No.
DRAKKEN: (To KIM) Pay no attention to her. Now, I shall watch as you fail against my superior technology!
(DRAKKEN pushes the button, which releases KIM. DRAKKEN pushes another button, which deploys several lasers, which follow and fire lasers at KIM, who dodges them)
DRAKKEN: And if that's not enough, try to wrap your mind around this.
(DRAKKEN pushes another button, which lowers a gun-type machine from the ceiling. It begins to fire neuro-compliance chips. KIM looks horrified, then gets an idea. She pulls out her Silicon Phase-disrupter/Kimmunicator and fires it at the chips, which evaporate)
DRAKKEN: (Taken aback) What? Fine, you want to play hardball?
(DRAKKEN pushes another button, which lowers a similar gun-type thing. This one fires nano-ticks, which KIM has to dodge. Thinking quickly, KIM pushes the self-destruct button for the ticks, and makes a break for the time machine)
COMPUTER VOICE: Detonation sequence activated.
DRAKKEN: Uh oh.
(DRAKKEN runs to the machine to try and stop it)
SHEGO: She's getting away!
DRAKKEN: Never mind her! Help me stop this!
(KIM gets to the machine and pushes some buttons. SHEGO leaps in front of her, blocking her way. KIM struggles with her and grabs her watch)
DRAKKEN: SHEGO! NOW!
(SHEGO leaps towards DRAKKEN. KIM steps through the door. DRAKKEN scrambles to figure out how to disarm the nano-ticks. SHEGO, slightly irritated, walks over, and pushes a single button)
COMPUTER VOICE: Self-destruct sequence deactivated.
SHEGO: What did I tell you? Finish her now, I said. And did you take my advice? Nooooooooooo. You were convinced that you wouldn't fail. You were convinced that nothing could go wrong with your brilliant plan. Now she's gotten away.
DRAKKEN: Any idea where she went?
SHEGO: No. (Pause. Idea) Then again, what does it matter?
DRAKKEN: What do you mean?
SHEGO: This is the perfect opportunity. We'll destroy the time machine, leaving Kim Possible trapped in the past. We'll finally be rid of her.
DRAKKEN: We can't do that.
SHEGO: Why not?! It's perfect!
DRAKKEN: Because I want to defeat her! Leaving her lost in the past is no fun.
SHEGO: Ugh, you're going to do it again! You're going to give up a perfectly good chance!
DRAKKEN: Silence, Shego! I know what I'm doing. Now, how about this? We go back in time, and fight a Kim Possible from the past. That way, our present Kim doesn't exist any more and is, thus, no longer a problem.
SHEGO: Please! Just unplug the machine. Take my word for it, I've seen this happen over and over and over again! You get this close to victory and blow it!
DRAKKEN: Who's the evil genius here? Come, let's find an appropriate date.
(DRAKKEN goes to the machine and tries to figure out a date)
SHEGO: "This is all going to end very badly."
(RON steps out of a port-a-potty door)
RON: Wow, Drakken's time machine really worked. (Pause) So, where and when am I?
(Some music can be heard in the distance)
RON: Hey, music!
(RON goes in the direction of the music, which is, of course, Woodstock)
(Cut to DRAKKEN'S lair, the present. DRAKKEN stands before KIM)
DRAKKEN: So, Kim Possible, let's see how you fair against two of my best weapons at once.
(DRAKKEN goes to push a button which will release KIM)
SHEGO: No! No! No! Don't do that! I'm begging you, finish her now!
DRAKKEN: Quiet, Shego! I know what I'm doing!
SHEGO: No you don't! You're going to let her go to fight your weapons, which you are convinced she cannot defeat. And what will happen? She will. I don't know how, but she will!
DRAKKEN: But this is different! I have the upper hand.
SHEGO: So did Dr. No.
DRAKKEN: (To KIM) Pay no attention to her. Now, I shall watch as you fail against my superior technology!
(DRAKKEN pushes the button, which releases KIM. DRAKKEN pushes another button, which deploys several lasers, which follow and fire lasers at KIM, who dodges them)
DRAKKEN: And if that's not enough, try to wrap your mind around this.
(DRAKKEN pushes another button, which lowers a gun-type machine from the ceiling. It begins to fire neuro-compliance chips. KIM looks horrified, then gets an idea. She pulls out her Silicon Phase-disrupter/Kimmunicator and fires it at the chips, which evaporate)
DRAKKEN: (Taken aback) What? Fine, you want to play hardball?
(DRAKKEN pushes another button, which lowers a similar gun-type thing. This one fires nano-ticks, which KIM has to dodge. Thinking quickly, KIM pushes the self-destruct button for the ticks, and makes a break for the time machine)
COMPUTER VOICE: Detonation sequence activated.
DRAKKEN: Uh oh.
(DRAKKEN runs to the machine to try and stop it)
SHEGO: She's getting away!
DRAKKEN: Never mind her! Help me stop this!
(KIM gets to the machine and pushes some buttons. SHEGO leaps in front of her, blocking her way. KIM struggles with her and grabs her watch)
DRAKKEN: SHEGO! NOW!
(SHEGO leaps towards DRAKKEN. KIM steps through the door. DRAKKEN scrambles to figure out how to disarm the nano-ticks. SHEGO, slightly irritated, walks over, and pushes a single button)
COMPUTER VOICE: Self-destruct sequence deactivated.
SHEGO: What did I tell you? Finish her now, I said. And did you take my advice? Nooooooooooo. You were convinced that you wouldn't fail. You were convinced that nothing could go wrong with your brilliant plan. Now she's gotten away.
DRAKKEN: Any idea where she went?
SHEGO: No. (Pause. Idea) Then again, what does it matter?
DRAKKEN: What do you mean?
SHEGO: This is the perfect opportunity. We'll destroy the time machine, leaving Kim Possible trapped in the past. We'll finally be rid of her.
DRAKKEN: We can't do that.
SHEGO: Why not?! It's perfect!
DRAKKEN: Because I want to defeat her! Leaving her lost in the past is no fun.
SHEGO: Ugh, you're going to do it again! You're going to give up a perfectly good chance!
DRAKKEN: Silence, Shego! I know what I'm doing. Now, how about this? We go back in time, and fight a Kim Possible from the past. That way, our present Kim doesn't exist any more and is, thus, no longer a problem.
SHEGO: Please! Just unplug the machine. Take my word for it, I've seen this happen over and over and over again! You get this close to victory and blow it!
DRAKKEN: Who's the evil genius here? Come, let's find an appropriate date.
(DRAKKEN goes to the machine and tries to figure out a date)
SHEGO: "This is all going to end very badly."
