(ESTABLISHING SHOT: The Yasgur Farm)

(KIM steps out of the same port-o-potty as RON did earlier)

KIM: Now, where's Ron?

(We can hear the music)

KIM: Must be that way.

(KIM goes off in the direction of the music. Cut to RON sitting on a hill, writing in a journal and doing a voice over, a la *Apocalypse Now*)

RON: (VO) Things do not bode well. The people are getting restless, and the recent rainfall has made things dirtier than they were before. I don't know how much longer we can take this. It's terrible. The horror. The horror.

(RON finishes, then looks up and sees KIM)

RON: Kim?

KIM: Ron! There you are! You okay?

RON: Never been better. I can't believe that Drakken sent me back to Woodstock! This is going to make my history report so much easier!

KIM: Great. Now come on. We have to get back before Drakken makes his next move.

RON: But the concert's not over!

KIM: How much longer?

RON: A day.

KIM: You can watch the movie, now come on!

RON: Okay, but it's not the same.

(KIM and RON go over to the port-o-potty. KIM aims SHEGO's watch at it and pushes the button. KIM opens the door and steps through)

(Cut to a college classroom. DRAKKEN and SHEGO slip in through a door in the back, unseen)

SHEGO: Um, Dr. D, I really don't think Kim Possible is going to be here.

DRAKKEN: Shh! I want to watch this.

(A PROFESSOR walks up to the front of the classroom)

PROFESSOR: Okay, class. Time for attendance. Now, Mr. Possible?

(Cut to a young MR. DR. POSSIBLE)

MR. POSSIBLE: Here.

(Cut to PROFESSOR)

PROFESSOR: Mr. Chen?

(Cut to a young PROF. CHEN)

MR. CHEN: Here.

(Cut to PROFESSOR)

PROFESSOR: Mr. (Pause) um, Bixby?

(Cut to DREW LIPSKY, who leaps to his feat in anger)

DREW: It's LIPSKY! LIPSKY! Not BIXBY! Bixby was the Incredible Hulk!

(Cut to DRAKKEN and SHEGO at the back of the classroom)

SHEGO: He turns green when he's angry, you turned blue because you got angry. So he got his primary colors confused.

DRAKKEN: That's not funny, Shego.

(Cut to PROFESSOR)

PROFESSOR: Calm down, Drew. It doesn't matter.

(Cut to DREW)

DREW: Doesn't matter!?!! Oh, you wait! One day EVERYONE will know my name! People will tremble at the very mention of my name!

MR. CHEN: I can't imagine people trembling at the mention of Lipsky.

DREW: Keep quiet!

(Cut to DRAKKEN and SHEGO)

SHEGO: So, are we gonna spend the whole day watching these Hallmark moments or are we going to defeat Kim Possible?

DRAKKEN: Fine, I'm coming.

(DRAKKEN points his watch at the door. He and SHEGO step through it)

(Cut to DRAKKEN's lair. DRAKKEN and SHEGO step through the door. DRAKKEN examines some files, SHEGO looks shocked at something OS)

DRAKKEN: Okay, we're going to defeat Kim Possible at an earlier date. But when? Should I allow a few defeats or squash it when it began?

SHEGO: Um, how about starting at the present?

DRAKKEN: What?

(DRAKKEN looks up and sees KIM and RON, accompanied by an army)

RON: There's no time like the present.

(SHEGO turns to DRAKKEN)

SHEGO: What did I tell you? GET RID OF HER WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE! Now look what's happened! She's beaten you! Again!

DRAKKEN: No problem. I'll merely correct the problem, and insist that I take your advice. Hold them off!

(SHEGO leaps towards KIM, while DRAKKEN makes a break for the time machine)

DRAKKEN: Let's see- 4-15-03. 9:26 PM.

(Cut to KIM, who is fighting with SHEGO)

KIM: RON! Stop Drakken!

RON: Gotcha!

(RON runs to DRAKKEN)

(DRAKKEN opens the door)

DRAKKEN: SHEGO!!!

(DRAKKEN is about to go through the door, when RON slides by and unplugs it)

DRAKKEN: What? No! No, no, no!

RON: Oh yeah, it's over.