Gone Avengin'

Author's note: I do have an OC from my Marvel story "Birth of a Juke Box Hero" here. Read and Review it!

Disclaimer: The only things on the cyborg animals that get wounded in this story are their pride, so NO ANGRY LETTERS!!!

Chapter 2: Meet Earth's Mightiest Heroes!

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"Avengers?" Wanda wondered. She then noticed a three-inch tall woman with wasp-like wings in a pink-and-yellow uniform and with a headset fly around the Misfits. "That's one weird bug."

"Let's set it on fire!" John pointed his flamethrowers at it.

"WAIT!!!" The tiny woman screamed. "I'm the Wasp!"

"The Wasp? What kinda codename is that!?!" Craig wondered. He then heard a guitar riff out of nowhere. The Misfits looked up and saw a boy around their age standing on a huge stack of crates. He was carrying a red Flying-V guitar with patches of black-and-white checkerboard on it. His outfit seemed to match the guitar. He wore white boots with black-and-red fringe, long red wrestling-style tights like Shawn Michaels wears, only instead of broken hearts, there were black-and-white checkerboard razor blades on them. He also wore an Aerosmith T-shirt tucked into the tights, and a red sleeveless leather jacket with patches of black-and-white checkerboard on the shoulders and sides. On his hands were red fingerless biker gloves with a pair or black-and-white checkerboard wristbands with fringe. On his face was red face paint with patches of black-and-white checkerboard on it. The paint was like that of the Ultimate Warrior. He wore a pair of red-frame sunglasses with rectangular checkerboard lenses. He had a long wild lion's mane of blond hair and green eyes. His right ear was decorated by a razor blade earring, and his left was decorated by an earring with a red feather, a white, and a black feather on it. "WHOOO!!!" He crowed, pointing his guitar's head at the robot animals. "As AC/DC once said, for those about to rock, We salute ya!" The boy played a riff, and a rainbow-colored beam blasted from the guitar, knocking away and hurting the animals. "That was better than a Van Halen concert!" The boy leapt down toward the Misfits. "You clowns want some? You can't handle the Kid of Rock!!"

"Razor, calm down!" Wasp sighed. "That's Kid Razor. He's a new guy who joined us from Cleveland."

"Home of the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame, baby!" Razor winked at Wasp. "Those tin cans weren't so tough." The gorilla leapt up. "What the--?" The gorilla then got punched in the face, sending it flying through a wall.

"Who hit it?" Blob wondered. Then he found out. The fist came from a teen girl clad in what looked like a purple one-piece swimsuit with purple fingerless gloves, white wrist bands and white belt, white wristbands and white boots. The girl seemed to have a bit of muscle on her, and the oddest thing about her was the fact she had green skin and long green hair. Her eyes were also green. She was a little over six foot tall.

"Having trouble, Short Man?" She snickered at Kid Razor. Razor glared at her.

"You aren't much taller than me, She-Hulk!" Razor snapped at the green girl. "One more short joke, and I will cut you down to size!"

"There's a SHE-Hulk?!?!" Pietro yelled. The teenage green Amazon turned to Pietro.

"You look like you've never seen a girl before, Quicksilver." The She-Hulk grinned. Pietro, Lance, and Fred's jaws dropped.

"Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh………" They stammered.

"How'd she know Quicksilver?" Wanda wondered.

"We Misfits are rather well-known." Paul told her. The lion and tiger leapt, but the tiger got blasted by Razor, and the lion got smacked by the She-Hulk.

"Let's put these bad kitties to sleep." Razor smirked. The emerald-skinned teen nodded with a smile. The bull fired a thunderbolt from its horns, shocking the two, until an arrow pierced its head slightly. The bull wasn't hurt, but it stopped firing the thunderbolt. The source leapt down, another teenager. He was clad in a purple-and-blue costume with a bow and quiver full of arrows.

"Hey, I had that pile of bull, Hawkeye!" Razor snapped at the boy. Hawkeye laughed.

"Yeah, you were doing a fine job, Razor. You too, Jen." Hawkeye winked at the She-Hulk.

"Forget it Clint!! I'd rather go out with Razor than you."

"Fine, Jen. Be that way." Hawkeye laughed.

"What're you insinuating, Jennifer?" Razor snapped, brushing some of his wild blond hair away from his face. "That the Kid of Rock is no better than Robin Hood over there? I am ten times, no a hundred, no a thousand, no a MILLION times greater than him!"

"Oh please! How one guy can have as big a mouth as you is beyond me, Razor!" Jen sighed.

"She got you good, ya Poison wannabe." Clint Burton snickered.

"Shove it, Arrow-slinger!" Razor snapped.

"WILL YOU THREE QUIT ARGUING AND HELP ME HERE?!?" Captain America snapped, trying to fight off the alligator. The three teenage Avengers sighed.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're coming." Razor sighed. He, Jennifer, and Clint raced to the alligator, hoping to subdue it. Wasp also flew away to help.

"The Avengers?" Lance shook his head. "What'll they come up with next?"

"Are they all mutants?" John asked.

"Cap isn't. The others, no idea." Althea replied. Paul stared at the She-Hulk, like he recognized her.

"Hey John." Starchild nudged Pyro with his elbow. "Doesn't the She-Hulk look familiar to you?" John looked at her.

"Yeah, she kinda does ring a bell, mate." Pyro replied. "The archer and the rocker called her Jennifer. She does kind of resemble………No, it can't be!"

"What?" Xi asked John and Paul.

"What's going on?" The other Misfits turned to John and Paul.

"I think the green gal might be an old friend of ours." Starchild replied. The other cyborg animals got back up.

"Let's talk about this later!" Althea said.

"We gotta stop these things!" Toad said. The Misfits managed to prevent the other cybernetic animals from attacking the occupied Avengers using Pietro's speed to distract them, while Lance and the others attacked with their powers. After the battle, the two teams met up. Jennifer's eyes widened and she smiled widely when she saw John and Paul.

"St. John!! Paul!! I haven't seen you guys in forever!!" Jennifer laughed, running towards the two Misfits.

"Jenny?!" They asked in shock. "Jenny Walters?!" They nearly got crushed by a bearhug.

"Nice to see you again, Cap." Todd laughed.

"Wonderful." Cap rolled his eyes. The Wasp grew up to her full size, a couple inches shorter then the Sentinel of Liberty.

"JEN!!! LET US BREATHE!!!" Paul and John screamed.

"Oh, sorry guys." Jennifer let go of her two friends, and watched them gasp with a laugh. "I guess I just don't know my own strength anymore."

"How'd you end up like that?" Pyro gasped in shock. Jen looked at her arm.

"Long story, Johnny. Long story. Thank my cousin, though."

"Your cousin?" Lance overheard.

"Bruce Banner." She replied. The Misfits' jaws dropped.

"WHAT?!?!" Lance yelled. "Your cousin is the Hulk?!"

"Yeah." Jennifer shrugged like it was no big deal. "Let's just say I needed blood and Cousin Brucie was the only one around to provide it." Xi and Kid Razor looked at each other.

"Did you stay out in the sun too long?" Razor spat out one of his infamous zingers at Xi. "People tend to do that here in LA."

"Your outfit is very odd." Xi replied.

"Not as half as weird as your face." Razor said. Cap sighed.

"Misfits, this is Wasp, She-Hulk, Hawkeye, and Kid "Rock 'n' Roll" Razor." Cap introduced the woman and the teens.

"The others are looking for the creator of those things." Wasp pointed to the unconscious creatures.

"You mean found." A mechanized voice said. Through a hole in the roof, a man in red-and-gold armor flew down thanks to a pair of boot jets. He was carrying a man with disheveled hair and wearing scientist clothes. He was accompanied by a muscular teenage boy with long blond hair, and wearing a metal helmet with wings on it, who also carried a hammer.

"The knave has been caught!" The helmeted boy cheered, raising his hammer.

"Last, but not least, Iron Man and Thor." Cap introduced.

"Grrrrr, my creations! I could've ruled LA no thanks to you Avengers!" The scientist tried to punch Iron Man, but he couldn't reach.

"Hey, we Misfits helped too!" Trinity exclaimed.

"I hate you clowns!!" The scientist snapped. Razor walked up to him and searched his lab coat. "Hey!!" Razor pulled out a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. "Hey, that's mine!"

"Mine now." Razor smirked. He then looked over at the Misfits. "Yeah, I've heard of ya, and the Kid of Rock 'n' Roll is not impressed."

"Ignore him, he loves attention." Wasp told the mutants.

"He and Pietro would be great friends." Wanda snickered.

"I'm Wavedancer." Althea motioned to herself. "That's Avalanche, Quicksilver, Scarlet Witch, Xi, Blob, Trinity, Darkstar, Starchild, Pyro, and Trinity."

"Aka Althea Delgato, Lance Alvers, Pietro Maximoff, Wanda Maximoff, Xi, Fred Dukes, Craig Allman Starr, Paul Stanley Starr, St. John Allerdyce, and Daria, Quinn, and Brittany Delgato." Iron Man added. "We know about you guys from Cap."

"Actually, I have never met Starchild, Darkstar, or Pyro." Cap told the Armored Avenger. "I have read their profiles, though." Jen looked at Paul, and at Craig.

"Paul, you have a brother?" Jen asked in shock.

"Yep. Identical twin brother." Paul grinned. "Hey, maybe we should introduce these guys to the X-Dudes?"

"Y'know Paul, that's not such a bad idea." Althea grinned. "Cap and Wolverine could catch up, and I'd love to see their faces when they meet the Avengers."

"Can I beat them up?" Razor asked. "The Kid of Rock wants to fight somebody." John looked at Cap's shield.

"Nice shield." John complimented.

"Thank you." Cap smiled.

"Can I set it on fire?" John grinned. "I like setting things on fire."

What'll happen when the X-Men meet the Avengers? Will they get along, or will there be more fights? Will Pyro set fire to anything? Will Cap be forced to bash people upside the head with his shield? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed!!!