Gone Avengin'
To Wizard1: Funny comment there! Jennifer is a teen in this fic. For some reason, I can imagine her as a teenager in the Evo-verse. Kid Razor is a college student in the original Marvel-verse fic I'm working on, but he is a high-school age boy in this fic too.
Chapter 3: X-Men, meet the Avengers!
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"Hawk, I had heard that SHIELD has organized a brand-new team." Xavier told the GI Joe leader. The general and the adult X-Men were in the living room conversing.
"Yeah. Fury organized a team of enhanced humans." Hawk nodded, sipping a coffee.
"Aren't enhanced humans those who gained superpowers but have no X-Gene?" Hank asked.
"Yeah." Hawk gave the adult X-Men a file folder. "They're known as the Avengers. Quite a motley bunch if I say so myself." Hawk laughed as Xavier looked at the file, containing pictures and profiles of the heroes. "They will accept mutants, but none have joined the team so far."
"Motley is an understatement." Xavier read the file. "A super-powered rock musician, a reformed archer, a radiation-enhanced girl, a husband-and-wife pair of scientists, even a real-life god."
"Most of these people are around the kids' age." Storm noted. "Their backgrounds are incredibly diverse."
"PAUL!!!!" They heard the X-Girls squeal.
"Uh-oh." The elder X-Men and General Hawk walked outside. In front of the Mansion was a huge white futuristic jet with a yellow "A" on the tail fin. The Misfits and the Avengers stood in front of the jet and the X-Men had gathered around to see them.
"What'd you call this thing?" A green-faced Lance asked Wasp.
"The Quinjet." Wasp replied with a smile.
"It should be called Aero Razor One." Razor grinned. "After all, Aerosmith did call their jet Aero Force One. (A/N: This is true! Aerosmith does have their own plane)" Wasp ignored the comment.
"Ugh!! OH GOD!!!" Lance ran off, hoping to find a bathroom.
"Hey girls." Paul grinned as the X-Girls gathered around him.
"Hi Paul." They greeted sweetly in unison. The X-Boys muttered.
"A player, huh?" Razor asked Starchild.
"I guess so." Paul shrugged. Razor smirked.
"Yeah, I know what it's like to have girls all over me."
"Thou art very strange." Thor said to Xi.
"I was a genetic creation." Xi explained to the Norse God of Thunder.
"So many cute guys, so little time." Jen grinned.
"You were never like this, Jenny. Never this confident." John snickered. "Maybe that gamma blood did something to your mind."
"Are you kidding, John?" Jen laughed. "Ever since I became this beautiful statuesque green babe, I've always felt a little more free." Several of the male X-Men stared at her with dropped jaws. "Hi boys. Would any of you like to show me around the mansion?"
"Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh………" Sam, Roberto, Ray, Kurt, and Iceman stammered.
"Steve, good to see you again." Logan shook Cap's hand.
"Good to see you again, Logan. Kids still driving you nuts?" Cap asked.
"Yeah." Logan sighed. "I just hope your Avengers are a little more mature."
"You wish!" Wasp sighed. "We may not have as many kids as you do, but they are just as crazy. You won't believe what happened last time Jennifer and Thor fought. They nearly tore the Avengers Mansion apart. And don't get me started when Bobby and Clint fight. Kicks, punches, and zingers fly all over the place."
"Bobby?" Logan asked.
"Kid Razor's real name is Robert Parkins. A Cleveland native all his life. Here's a hint: never insult the Cleveland Indians or any other Cleveland sports team around him." Wasp explained.
"Yeah, I learned that the hard way." Hawkeye groaned. Beast noticed a couple of the New Mutants fighting.
"I wanna show her around!" Sam snapped.
"Yeah right, she wants me to show her around!" Roberto yelled.
"No, she wants ME!!" Ray yelled.
"I think I need a drink." Hank sighed. "I'm already imagining what will happen." Hank noticed that several X-Men and Misfits already started fighting. Iron Man overheard this.
"I got a cure for that." Tony Stark opened a compartment in his leg armor, pulling out a bottle. "I always keep a bottle of genuine Scottish whiskey. This girl saved my sanity a few times." Hank grinned.
"I think you and I are going to be great friends." The Beast laughed. The teen Avengers went inside the X-Mansion, being guided by Jean and Kurt. Kurt had taken advantage of Sam, Ray, and Roberto's fighting.
"Nice digs." Jen whistled. "No arrows all over the ceiling, hammer blows on the furniture, or rock posters all over the walls. The thunder scars remind me of home, though."
"Thank Ms. Munroe for those." Kurt laughed.
"This place could use some AC/DC posters." Razor smirked. "These mutants are alright." He then noticed an old picture of the X-Men, and his green eyes widened. "Hey, I know this chick!" He pointed to an Asian girl in the picture.
"You know Jubilee?" Jean asked Razor.
"Yeah, she's Razor's number one fan. She's president of the official Kid Razor fan club." Clint laughed. Razor groaned.
"More like the Kid of Rock's number one stalker." Razor grumbled. "She lives in Cleveland now. The crazy chick follows me everywhere."
"Because she looooooves you, Bobby." Jen laughed. "You know she has a huge crush on you."
"I would not be surprised in she followed me here." Razor groaned. "I've tried everything to get rid of her, but she just won't leave me alone."
"Aw man, I love your music Razor!" Kurt replied. "My favorite song is 'Kickin' Axe'."
"Yeah, my friend Wendy wrote it." Razor smirked. Meanwhile, Hawk, Beast, Wolverine, Xavier, Cap, Wasp, Iron Man and Storm were conversing nearby.
"I have read the reports on each of you, and I am amazed by the different ways the Avengers all gained their powers." Xavier told Cap and Wasp. "The file mentions someone named Henry Pym, aka Ant-Man."
"My husband." Wasp explained with a laugh. "He's currently at a scientific conference, so he is unavailable at this time." Razor overheard.
"Yeah, the geek is always up to something!" Razor laughed. He then walked over to the elder X-men and saw Storm. His eyes widened.
"Hey Prof, you never told the Kid of Rock that Tina Turner was a mutant! Rockin' like Dokken, man!! Whoo!!" Razor said to Xavier, flashing the "Rock On!" sign. Ororo rolled her eyes.
"My name is Ororo Munroe, not Tina Turner." Ororo told the Jukebox Avenger. Razor snickered.
"You related to her? Those legs of yours appear to indicate that." Razor grinned.
"How do the Avengers put up with you?" Storm asked the Kid of Rock 'n' Roll. The guitarist laughed.
"If you only knew, baby." Razor laughed with a wink. Wasp sighed.
"Razor, try to stay out of trouble."
"Whatever." Razor walked back to join the tour.
"How can one kid have all that hair?" Beast wondered as he looked at the lion's mane known as Razor's hair.
"Well, he is the living embodiment of rock music." Wasp laughed. "I've wondered that myself."
"How'd you Avengers get together?" Logan asked Cap.
"After I met the Misfits for the first time, Fury told me something." Steve remembered. "He told me there were people out there who had superpowers, but were not mutants. Fury wanted to form a group of those people. Originally, it was me, Wasp, Ant-Man, Iron Man, and Thor."
"I came up with the Avengers as a name." Wasp put in.
"Later, Clint joined after giving up on crime. Soon after, Jennifer joined. Now we have Bobby, aka Kid Razor as well." Cap continued. "They are insane. Popcorn fights, Brawls, arguments, egos, flirting, food fights, insults, the typical teen stuff."
"Now you know why I keep whiskey in my armor." Tony Stark laughed. He was still in his armor. Soon, the typical screams and yells were heard.
"STAY AWAY FROM KITTY!!!"
"MAKE ME, TIN GRIN!!!"
"THE GLOVES ARE COMING OFF!!!"
"JOHN, DON'T SET THAT ON FIRE!!!"
"I HATE THAT STARCHILD!!!"
"BLOB, SAVE SOME FOOD FOR US!!!"
"OWWWWWWWWCH!!!!!" Some new yells were heard as well.
"YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!!!"
"I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE A GOD!!! DON'T DO THAT!!!!"
"RAZOR, DON'T SPRAY PAINT ON THE WALL!!!"
"CLINT, YOU JERK!!!"
"YOU'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE I'M A ROCKER!!!" The adults sighed.
"Hey Iron Man, still got that Scottish whiskey?" Logan asked.
"Of course." The Golden Avenger nodded. The sounds of brawls, explosions, and things breaking permeated the mansion.
Man, looks like the Avengers, X-Men, and Misfits have trouble getting along. But they'll have to work together to take down what's coming. What'll happen next? What insanity will happen? Are there any bad guys hoping to take advantage? Find out in the next chapter!
To Wizard1: Funny comment there! Jennifer is a teen in this fic. For some reason, I can imagine her as a teenager in the Evo-verse. Kid Razor is a college student in the original Marvel-verse fic I'm working on, but he is a high-school age boy in this fic too.
Chapter 3: X-Men, meet the Avengers!
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
"Hawk, I had heard that SHIELD has organized a brand-new team." Xavier told the GI Joe leader. The general and the adult X-Men were in the living room conversing.
"Yeah. Fury organized a team of enhanced humans." Hawk nodded, sipping a coffee.
"Aren't enhanced humans those who gained superpowers but have no X-Gene?" Hank asked.
"Yeah." Hawk gave the adult X-Men a file folder. "They're known as the Avengers. Quite a motley bunch if I say so myself." Hawk laughed as Xavier looked at the file, containing pictures and profiles of the heroes. "They will accept mutants, but none have joined the team so far."
"Motley is an understatement." Xavier read the file. "A super-powered rock musician, a reformed archer, a radiation-enhanced girl, a husband-and-wife pair of scientists, even a real-life god."
"Most of these people are around the kids' age." Storm noted. "Their backgrounds are incredibly diverse."
"PAUL!!!!" They heard the X-Girls squeal.
"Uh-oh." The elder X-Men and General Hawk walked outside. In front of the Mansion was a huge white futuristic jet with a yellow "A" on the tail fin. The Misfits and the Avengers stood in front of the jet and the X-Men had gathered around to see them.
"What'd you call this thing?" A green-faced Lance asked Wasp.
"The Quinjet." Wasp replied with a smile.
"It should be called Aero Razor One." Razor grinned. "After all, Aerosmith did call their jet Aero Force One. (A/N: This is true! Aerosmith does have their own plane)" Wasp ignored the comment.
"Ugh!! OH GOD!!!" Lance ran off, hoping to find a bathroom.
"Hey girls." Paul grinned as the X-Girls gathered around him.
"Hi Paul." They greeted sweetly in unison. The X-Boys muttered.
"A player, huh?" Razor asked Starchild.
"I guess so." Paul shrugged. Razor smirked.
"Yeah, I know what it's like to have girls all over me."
"Thou art very strange." Thor said to Xi.
"I was a genetic creation." Xi explained to the Norse God of Thunder.
"So many cute guys, so little time." Jen grinned.
"You were never like this, Jenny. Never this confident." John snickered. "Maybe that gamma blood did something to your mind."
"Are you kidding, John?" Jen laughed. "Ever since I became this beautiful statuesque green babe, I've always felt a little more free." Several of the male X-Men stared at her with dropped jaws. "Hi boys. Would any of you like to show me around the mansion?"
"Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh………" Sam, Roberto, Ray, Kurt, and Iceman stammered.
"Steve, good to see you again." Logan shook Cap's hand.
"Good to see you again, Logan. Kids still driving you nuts?" Cap asked.
"Yeah." Logan sighed. "I just hope your Avengers are a little more mature."
"You wish!" Wasp sighed. "We may not have as many kids as you do, but they are just as crazy. You won't believe what happened last time Jennifer and Thor fought. They nearly tore the Avengers Mansion apart. And don't get me started when Bobby and Clint fight. Kicks, punches, and zingers fly all over the place."
"Bobby?" Logan asked.
"Kid Razor's real name is Robert Parkins. A Cleveland native all his life. Here's a hint: never insult the Cleveland Indians or any other Cleveland sports team around him." Wasp explained.
"Yeah, I learned that the hard way." Hawkeye groaned. Beast noticed a couple of the New Mutants fighting.
"I wanna show her around!" Sam snapped.
"Yeah right, she wants me to show her around!" Roberto yelled.
"No, she wants ME!!" Ray yelled.
"I think I need a drink." Hank sighed. "I'm already imagining what will happen." Hank noticed that several X-Men and Misfits already started fighting. Iron Man overheard this.
"I got a cure for that." Tony Stark opened a compartment in his leg armor, pulling out a bottle. "I always keep a bottle of genuine Scottish whiskey. This girl saved my sanity a few times." Hank grinned.
"I think you and I are going to be great friends." The Beast laughed. The teen Avengers went inside the X-Mansion, being guided by Jean and Kurt. Kurt had taken advantage of Sam, Ray, and Roberto's fighting.
"Nice digs." Jen whistled. "No arrows all over the ceiling, hammer blows on the furniture, or rock posters all over the walls. The thunder scars remind me of home, though."
"Thank Ms. Munroe for those." Kurt laughed.
"This place could use some AC/DC posters." Razor smirked. "These mutants are alright." He then noticed an old picture of the X-Men, and his green eyes widened. "Hey, I know this chick!" He pointed to an Asian girl in the picture.
"You know Jubilee?" Jean asked Razor.
"Yeah, she's Razor's number one fan. She's president of the official Kid Razor fan club." Clint laughed. Razor groaned.
"More like the Kid of Rock's number one stalker." Razor grumbled. "She lives in Cleveland now. The crazy chick follows me everywhere."
"Because she looooooves you, Bobby." Jen laughed. "You know she has a huge crush on you."
"I would not be surprised in she followed me here." Razor groaned. "I've tried everything to get rid of her, but she just won't leave me alone."
"Aw man, I love your music Razor!" Kurt replied. "My favorite song is 'Kickin' Axe'."
"Yeah, my friend Wendy wrote it." Razor smirked. Meanwhile, Hawk, Beast, Wolverine, Xavier, Cap, Wasp, Iron Man and Storm were conversing nearby.
"I have read the reports on each of you, and I am amazed by the different ways the Avengers all gained their powers." Xavier told Cap and Wasp. "The file mentions someone named Henry Pym, aka Ant-Man."
"My husband." Wasp explained with a laugh. "He's currently at a scientific conference, so he is unavailable at this time." Razor overheard.
"Yeah, the geek is always up to something!" Razor laughed. He then walked over to the elder X-men and saw Storm. His eyes widened.
"Hey Prof, you never told the Kid of Rock that Tina Turner was a mutant! Rockin' like Dokken, man!! Whoo!!" Razor said to Xavier, flashing the "Rock On!" sign. Ororo rolled her eyes.
"My name is Ororo Munroe, not Tina Turner." Ororo told the Jukebox Avenger. Razor snickered.
"You related to her? Those legs of yours appear to indicate that." Razor grinned.
"How do the Avengers put up with you?" Storm asked the Kid of Rock 'n' Roll. The guitarist laughed.
"If you only knew, baby." Razor laughed with a wink. Wasp sighed.
"Razor, try to stay out of trouble."
"Whatever." Razor walked back to join the tour.
"How can one kid have all that hair?" Beast wondered as he looked at the lion's mane known as Razor's hair.
"Well, he is the living embodiment of rock music." Wasp laughed. "I've wondered that myself."
"How'd you Avengers get together?" Logan asked Cap.
"After I met the Misfits for the first time, Fury told me something." Steve remembered. "He told me there were people out there who had superpowers, but were not mutants. Fury wanted to form a group of those people. Originally, it was me, Wasp, Ant-Man, Iron Man, and Thor."
"I came up with the Avengers as a name." Wasp put in.
"Later, Clint joined after giving up on crime. Soon after, Jennifer joined. Now we have Bobby, aka Kid Razor as well." Cap continued. "They are insane. Popcorn fights, Brawls, arguments, egos, flirting, food fights, insults, the typical teen stuff."
"Now you know why I keep whiskey in my armor." Tony Stark laughed. He was still in his armor. Soon, the typical screams and yells were heard.
"STAY AWAY FROM KITTY!!!"
"MAKE ME, TIN GRIN!!!"
"THE GLOVES ARE COMING OFF!!!"
"JOHN, DON'T SET THAT ON FIRE!!!"
"I HATE THAT STARCHILD!!!"
"BLOB, SAVE SOME FOOD FOR US!!!"
"OWWWWWWWWCH!!!!!" Some new yells were heard as well.
"YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!!!"
"I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE A GOD!!! DON'T DO THAT!!!!"
"RAZOR, DON'T SPRAY PAINT ON THE WALL!!!"
"CLINT, YOU JERK!!!"
"YOU'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE I'M A ROCKER!!!" The adults sighed.
"Hey Iron Man, still got that Scottish whiskey?" Logan asked.
"Of course." The Golden Avenger nodded. The sounds of brawls, explosions, and things breaking permeated the mansion.
Man, looks like the Avengers, X-Men, and Misfits have trouble getting along. But they'll have to work together to take down what's coming. What'll happen next? What insanity will happen? Are there any bad guys hoping to take advantage? Find out in the next chapter!
