Gone Avengin'
To Wizard1: I didn't intend for the Evo Kid Razor to sound meaner and more arrogant than the Marvel-verse Kid Razor. I guess the reason Razor sounds meaner and more arrogant than usual is because he's forced to hang around Cyclops. Think about it. Kid Razor is the living embodiment of rock 'n' roll music, and Cyclops is a big authority figure. We all know how rock reacts to authority. Plus, "Birth of a Juke Box Hero" documents Razor's very first adventure. You also have to assume that the Evo Razor is more experienced as a superhero, giving him more confidence in his abilities. Anyway, I'm glad you liked Tusk. BTW, the title of "Birth of a Juke Box Hero" is inspired by a classic rock song. Guess the band. If you have any other ideas for villains for Kid Razor, send them in. I have come up with a few, but I could use more. Thanks for reading my stories, and I hope you'll continue to in the future, man.
Chapter 8: Ultimate Creation Revealed! A Terrible Vision!
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"How dare thou make a mockery of me!!" Thor shoved Razor.
"Shove me again, and I'll smack you with that oversized toolbox reject!" Razor shoved Thor back.
"Thou cannot handle Mjolnir!" Thor snapped.
"I can handle Mojonir or whatever you call it, alright. I can handle that hammer and bash your so-called divine brains in!" Razor snapped.
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"Ugghhhh………" A knocked-out Tusk opened his eyes. His mammoth-like body was in immense pain, after being blasted by the X-Men, Misfits, and Avengers, and he was in too much agony to move. He laid on his stomach at the back of the mansion. "Oh God, I think I just felt a rib break."
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Ultron watched the argument between the teenage Norse God of Thunder and the Cleveland-born and raised Kid "Rock 'n' Roll" Razor. It seemed as if those two were on the verge of throwing punches. Despite the fact that Thor had greater physical strength than Razor, Razor could easily take Thor's blows due to his physical invulnerability. And their fists were indeed raised.
"Razor, Thou strength is only that of a mere mortal!" Thor smirked.
"Don't forget, winghead! Not even your strongest blows can break this adamantium jaw!" Razor snapped. Ultron had finally had enough.
"THAT IS IT!!! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!!!" With a blast from Ultron, Razor and Thor stopped arguing and turned to the robot.
"STAY OUT OF THIS!!!" They yelled together, blasting Ultron and knocking him back with a thunder blast from Mjolnir, and an energy beam from Razor's guitar.
"I guess I will have to introduce my creation in a less dramatic manner." Ultron noted. Razor and Wolverine then heard a high-pitched signal from his head.
"What's that sound?" Logan snarled.
"I don't hear anything." Kitty told Wolverine.
"Ultra-sonic, babe. Only Logan and I can hear it." Razor threw his head around quickly, looking around. A pair of red beams flew out of nowhere, and came extremely close to slicing Razor's head off his shoulders, that is, until the blond super-rocker dodged with a "Yipe! Who threw that?!?!" He got his answer.
"Oh my………" Wasp covered her mouth as she looked at the android landing in front of them. It was around six feet, with a red face and solid red eyes. It wore a green costume with a yellow diamond on the chest, a yellow cape, boots, and a yellow belt.
"What is that thing?" Scott wondered.
"An infernal British machine!" Iron Man snapped.
"What do you think of my latest creation?" If Ultron had a face, he would've smirked.
"It's a…It's a…" Wasp stammered.
"It's a real let-down, Ulty." Hawkeye quipped with a smile. "I expected something more spectacular from you."
"Ultron, this is a real sick joke!" Cap growled.
"It's completely ridiculous." Jennifer crossed her arms with a look of disbelief.
"It's a horrifying human vision!" Wasp yelped.
"Wait…" Razor looked at the android, then at Wasp. "Well the Kid of Rock must admit Waspy, you got a flair for names. If that thing's called Vision, then yours truly is gonna blind it!" Razor charged up his body with energy.
"Razor, no!" Cap yelled.
"BON JOVI BOOSTER!!!" Razor took off in an explosion of rainbow energy, like a human bullet. He flew towards Vision like Cannonball. "Deflect this, you Robocop wannabe!!" The android, now named Vision, turned its head to Razor. Its red eyes glowed.
"RAZOR, LOOK OUT!!!" Paul yelled. Vision fired a pair of red rays from its eyes, blasting the Jukebox Avenger.
"AAAAAAGHHH!!!" Razor yelled from the pain. The blast caused him to change direction, making him slam into the nearby ground with a KA-BLAM!!! "OWWWW!!!!" Razor started muttering muffled threats and curses.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Cyclops pointed at Razor and burst out laughing. "Man, that stupid rocker didn't see that coming. He is just as stupid as that Starchild OWWWWWWWCH!!! JEEEEANNNNNN!!!"
"Razor! You okay?" Jen ran to the Kid of Rock 'n' Roll, helping him up.
"I'll kill that thing!" Razor roared. "No one makes a fool out of the Kid of Rock 'n' Roll!"
"What the—AGGHH!!!" Jen screamed as Vision increased his density and slammed into the two like a flying battering ram.
"Let's get him, Avengers!!!" Cap ordered. The Avengers, X-Men, and Misfits charged the two androids.
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Tusk slowly got to his feet and staggered to a corner of the mansion.
"Ugggghhh…" The mammoth mutant moaned. He then saw Vision. "What is that thing?" He then witnessed something. He witnessed Vision slam Kid Razor and the She-Hulk with a tackle. Rage began to build up in the mammoth-like mutant's mind. "Did that thing just…just…use my trademark maneuver? That little son of a…No one mocks me! No one disrespects Tusk!"
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"Man, we can't touch this thing!" Pyro yelled. The Vision had phasing powers, much like Shadowcat. It used that ability to avoid being hit by Pyro and Magma's fireballs, Berzerker and Thor's thunder blasts, Cyclops's optic beams, Kid Razor's energy bursts, Wanda's hex-bolts, and Iceman's ice beams. In his non-corporeal state, Vision was still able to fire its beams back! The rest of the group were trying to fight off Ultron himself, but the robot proved to be just as skilled as his creation.
"Aw c'mon! Is there any way to crack this nut?!?" Pietro groaned as he moved to avoid being blasted by Ultron.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!!!!" Out of nowhere, an enraged Tusk started charging again.
"Look out!! Tusk is back!!" Kitty screamed.
"Wait, Tusk isn't aiming for us!" Jean yelled.
"What?!" Ultron wondered.
"RAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!! NO ONE, AND I MEAN NO ONE, MOCKS TUSK!!!" The hot-tempered mammoth-man roared, ramming into a surprised Ultron and Vision, sending them flying.
"No one mocks Tusk, except for me." Razor quipped.
"AFTER I'M THROUGH WITH THEM, YOU'RE NEXT RAZOR!!!" Tusk snapped.
"Ooh, I'm so scared. I want my mommy." Razor remarked sarcastically.
Man, Tusk is angrier than the Incredible Hulk after being forced to be security for a boy band during their world tour! What is his problem? Can Tusk single-handedly defeat Ultron and Vision? Will he ever grow up? Find out in the next chapter!!!
To Wizard1: I didn't intend for the Evo Kid Razor to sound meaner and more arrogant than the Marvel-verse Kid Razor. I guess the reason Razor sounds meaner and more arrogant than usual is because he's forced to hang around Cyclops. Think about it. Kid Razor is the living embodiment of rock 'n' roll music, and Cyclops is a big authority figure. We all know how rock reacts to authority. Plus, "Birth of a Juke Box Hero" documents Razor's very first adventure. You also have to assume that the Evo Razor is more experienced as a superhero, giving him more confidence in his abilities. Anyway, I'm glad you liked Tusk. BTW, the title of "Birth of a Juke Box Hero" is inspired by a classic rock song. Guess the band. If you have any other ideas for villains for Kid Razor, send them in. I have come up with a few, but I could use more. Thanks for reading my stories, and I hope you'll continue to in the future, man.
Chapter 8: Ultimate Creation Revealed! A Terrible Vision!
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"How dare thou make a mockery of me!!" Thor shoved Razor.
"Shove me again, and I'll smack you with that oversized toolbox reject!" Razor shoved Thor back.
"Thou cannot handle Mjolnir!" Thor snapped.
"I can handle Mojonir or whatever you call it, alright. I can handle that hammer and bash your so-called divine brains in!" Razor snapped.
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"Ugghhhh………" A knocked-out Tusk opened his eyes. His mammoth-like body was in immense pain, after being blasted by the X-Men, Misfits, and Avengers, and he was in too much agony to move. He laid on his stomach at the back of the mansion. "Oh God, I think I just felt a rib break."
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Ultron watched the argument between the teenage Norse God of Thunder and the Cleveland-born and raised Kid "Rock 'n' Roll" Razor. It seemed as if those two were on the verge of throwing punches. Despite the fact that Thor had greater physical strength than Razor, Razor could easily take Thor's blows due to his physical invulnerability. And their fists were indeed raised.
"Razor, Thou strength is only that of a mere mortal!" Thor smirked.
"Don't forget, winghead! Not even your strongest blows can break this adamantium jaw!" Razor snapped. Ultron had finally had enough.
"THAT IS IT!!! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!!!" With a blast from Ultron, Razor and Thor stopped arguing and turned to the robot.
"STAY OUT OF THIS!!!" They yelled together, blasting Ultron and knocking him back with a thunder blast from Mjolnir, and an energy beam from Razor's guitar.
"I guess I will have to introduce my creation in a less dramatic manner." Ultron noted. Razor and Wolverine then heard a high-pitched signal from his head.
"What's that sound?" Logan snarled.
"I don't hear anything." Kitty told Wolverine.
"Ultra-sonic, babe. Only Logan and I can hear it." Razor threw his head around quickly, looking around. A pair of red beams flew out of nowhere, and came extremely close to slicing Razor's head off his shoulders, that is, until the blond super-rocker dodged with a "Yipe! Who threw that?!?!" He got his answer.
"Oh my………" Wasp covered her mouth as she looked at the android landing in front of them. It was around six feet, with a red face and solid red eyes. It wore a green costume with a yellow diamond on the chest, a yellow cape, boots, and a yellow belt.
"What is that thing?" Scott wondered.
"An infernal British machine!" Iron Man snapped.
"What do you think of my latest creation?" If Ultron had a face, he would've smirked.
"It's a…It's a…" Wasp stammered.
"It's a real let-down, Ulty." Hawkeye quipped with a smile. "I expected something more spectacular from you."
"Ultron, this is a real sick joke!" Cap growled.
"It's completely ridiculous." Jennifer crossed her arms with a look of disbelief.
"It's a horrifying human vision!" Wasp yelped.
"Wait…" Razor looked at the android, then at Wasp. "Well the Kid of Rock must admit Waspy, you got a flair for names. If that thing's called Vision, then yours truly is gonna blind it!" Razor charged up his body with energy.
"Razor, no!" Cap yelled.
"BON JOVI BOOSTER!!!" Razor took off in an explosion of rainbow energy, like a human bullet. He flew towards Vision like Cannonball. "Deflect this, you Robocop wannabe!!" The android, now named Vision, turned its head to Razor. Its red eyes glowed.
"RAZOR, LOOK OUT!!!" Paul yelled. Vision fired a pair of red rays from its eyes, blasting the Jukebox Avenger.
"AAAAAAGHHH!!!" Razor yelled from the pain. The blast caused him to change direction, making him slam into the nearby ground with a KA-BLAM!!! "OWWWW!!!!" Razor started muttering muffled threats and curses.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Cyclops pointed at Razor and burst out laughing. "Man, that stupid rocker didn't see that coming. He is just as stupid as that Starchild OWWWWWWWCH!!! JEEEEANNNNNN!!!"
"Razor! You okay?" Jen ran to the Kid of Rock 'n' Roll, helping him up.
"I'll kill that thing!" Razor roared. "No one makes a fool out of the Kid of Rock 'n' Roll!"
"What the—AGGHH!!!" Jen screamed as Vision increased his density and slammed into the two like a flying battering ram.
"Let's get him, Avengers!!!" Cap ordered. The Avengers, X-Men, and Misfits charged the two androids.
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Tusk slowly got to his feet and staggered to a corner of the mansion.
"Ugggghhh…" The mammoth mutant moaned. He then saw Vision. "What is that thing?" He then witnessed something. He witnessed Vision slam Kid Razor and the She-Hulk with a tackle. Rage began to build up in the mammoth-like mutant's mind. "Did that thing just…just…use my trademark maneuver? That little son of a…No one mocks me! No one disrespects Tusk!"
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"Man, we can't touch this thing!" Pyro yelled. The Vision had phasing powers, much like Shadowcat. It used that ability to avoid being hit by Pyro and Magma's fireballs, Berzerker and Thor's thunder blasts, Cyclops's optic beams, Kid Razor's energy bursts, Wanda's hex-bolts, and Iceman's ice beams. In his non-corporeal state, Vision was still able to fire its beams back! The rest of the group were trying to fight off Ultron himself, but the robot proved to be just as skilled as his creation.
"Aw c'mon! Is there any way to crack this nut?!?" Pietro groaned as he moved to avoid being blasted by Ultron.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!!!!" Out of nowhere, an enraged Tusk started charging again.
"Look out!! Tusk is back!!" Kitty screamed.
"Wait, Tusk isn't aiming for us!" Jean yelled.
"What?!" Ultron wondered.
"RAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!! NO ONE, AND I MEAN NO ONE, MOCKS TUSK!!!" The hot-tempered mammoth-man roared, ramming into a surprised Ultron and Vision, sending them flying.
"No one mocks Tusk, except for me." Razor quipped.
"AFTER I'M THROUGH WITH THEM, YOU'RE NEXT RAZOR!!!" Tusk snapped.
"Ooh, I'm so scared. I want my mommy." Razor remarked sarcastically.
Man, Tusk is angrier than the Incredible Hulk after being forced to be security for a boy band during their world tour! What is his problem? Can Tusk single-handedly defeat Ultron and Vision? Will he ever grow up? Find out in the next chapter!!!
