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And Then There Was None
"Congratulations!"
Zim eagerly accepted the well-deserved award from the Tallests. Well, okay, he accepted the computer screen. Because, you see, Zim is dreaming.
Now, Zim was drooling. You probably know that drool mixed with electricity is a universal no-no.
"Thank you my Tallest! Now I know I don't REALY deserve this award, but if you insist!"
The crowds cheer sounded more like a sizzling sound. Followed by the sizzling, there was a strange burning smell.
"No Gir, don't touch that." Zim muttered in his deranged dream as his one good antenna began to burn. It smelled like chicken.
The poor Irken. It seems that he still believes that Gir will always be there to ruin his plans of world domination. To always yell "Monkey!" every time the TV was turned to the Scary Monkey Show. To annoy Zim to no end.
But Gir was not there. Gir was gone, his still metal body attached to the demon garden hose. It has been that way for almost two whole years now.
Meanwhile, as Zim's antennae was attacked mercilessly by ants, the Membrane family had they're own problems to deal with.
"NO!"
As you probably guessed, Gaz had lost to her video game. For the fifth time that day.
"HIIIIIIIEEEEE honey!"
It was Karen. They're soon-to-be mother. Lucky Membranes. They get they're own little slice of heck.
"Why?" Gaz said, WAY to angry to finish her sentence.
"WHATCHA DOING?"
Karen, you could say, was like a human version of Gir. And she certainty fit the part. Short silver, yes, I repeat, SILVER hair hung low on her annoying, non-existent brain. Very much to Gaz's displeasure, 'the stupid lady' (as Dib refers to her) thinks that by bonding with Gaz (in this case, making Gaz inch her way to the brink of madness) she would be a better mom.
Yes, she was nice and all-almost TOO nice. But she is like an annoying fly that you just can't swat at.
Now, back to Karen. Short, REALLY short. Need I say more? She's a little shorter than Gaz (who right now is just under five feet, I think) She's much shorter that Membrane (WHAT on IRK does he see in this woman?) . In fact, she's just about as tall as Tallest Red and Purple. Now, to them.
Being 'retired' and all (as in eating nachos and blowing up nearby planets) they don't really care what miserable HORROR is going on down there on that mudball planet, also known as our dear little Earth.
Oh yeah. I didn't mention that the Tallests were retired last time we spoke, did I? Yes, it happened about three years ago, right after Zim lost his antennae. Boy, if the Tallest could see Zim right now they would, what you'd call 'crap out of a not-existent butt, into purple space underwear'.
Or something like that.
And Then There Was None
"Congratulations!"
Zim eagerly accepted the well-deserved award from the Tallests. Well, okay, he accepted the computer screen. Because, you see, Zim is dreaming.
Now, Zim was drooling. You probably know that drool mixed with electricity is a universal no-no.
"Thank you my Tallest! Now I know I don't REALY deserve this award, but if you insist!"
The crowds cheer sounded more like a sizzling sound. Followed by the sizzling, there was a strange burning smell.
"No Gir, don't touch that." Zim muttered in his deranged dream as his one good antenna began to burn. It smelled like chicken.
The poor Irken. It seems that he still believes that Gir will always be there to ruin his plans of world domination. To always yell "Monkey!" every time the TV was turned to the Scary Monkey Show. To annoy Zim to no end.
But Gir was not there. Gir was gone, his still metal body attached to the demon garden hose. It has been that way for almost two whole years now.
Meanwhile, as Zim's antennae was attacked mercilessly by ants, the Membrane family had they're own problems to deal with.
"NO!"
As you probably guessed, Gaz had lost to her video game. For the fifth time that day.
"HIIIIIIIEEEEE honey!"
It was Karen. They're soon-to-be mother. Lucky Membranes. They get they're own little slice of heck.
"Why?" Gaz said, WAY to angry to finish her sentence.
"WHATCHA DOING?"
Karen, you could say, was like a human version of Gir. And she certainty fit the part. Short silver, yes, I repeat, SILVER hair hung low on her annoying, non-existent brain. Very much to Gaz's displeasure, 'the stupid lady' (as Dib refers to her) thinks that by bonding with Gaz (in this case, making Gaz inch her way to the brink of madness) she would be a better mom.
Yes, she was nice and all-almost TOO nice. But she is like an annoying fly that you just can't swat at.
Now, back to Karen. Short, REALLY short. Need I say more? She's a little shorter than Gaz (who right now is just under five feet, I think) She's much shorter that Membrane (WHAT on IRK does he see in this woman?) . In fact, she's just about as tall as Tallest Red and Purple. Now, to them.
Being 'retired' and all (as in eating nachos and blowing up nearby planets) they don't really care what miserable HORROR is going on down there on that mudball planet, also known as our dear little Earth.
Oh yeah. I didn't mention that the Tallests were retired last time we spoke, did I? Yes, it happened about three years ago, right after Zim lost his antennae. Boy, if the Tallest could see Zim right now they would, what you'd call 'crap out of a not-existent butt, into purple space underwear'.
Or something like that.
