Gone Avengin'

To RogueFanKC: Oh, you are so right about Scott. I plan to have Razor really humiliate him for his revenge for that remark. Vision's here, alright.

To JheregAssassin: Glad you reviewed. First time I've seen you on the list. Hope you enjoy my stories. Check out my profile for more.

To Red Witch: Love your Doc Strange fic! I hope you feature Kid Razor in one of your fics sometime. That'd be awesome. I'd love to see your take on the Kid of Rock 'n' Roll. I put several references to "Birth of a Juke Box Hero" in this story. Try to find 'em.

Chapter 9: Elephant Attack! Tusk vs. Vision and Ultron!

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"RAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!" Tusk slammed hard into Vision and Ultron, sending them flying into the angel statue fountain. "YOU WANT TO MOCK ME?!?! I'LL GIVE YOU CLOWNS SOMETHING TO MOCK!!!" Tusk grabbed the Vision and Ultron, and started wailing on the androids.

"What is his problem?" Jamie asked Clint.

"Tusk is a bit of an egomaniac."

"Yeah, whenever the moron sees someone tackle somebody, he thinks that tackler is mocking him. He's stupid that way." Razor smirked.

"This coming from a guy who reportedly gave a Cleveland cop an atomic wedgie, then tried to break all his limbs. All because he said some bad things about your costume." Jen snickered. Razor glared.

"Hey, that jerk Polanski had it coming!" Razor snapped. "He also said that the Browns sucked. THE BROWNS DO NOT SUCK!!"

"What's he gonna do next, rant about how the Yankees screwed the Indians all these years?" Ray groaned.

"The Yankees should do every other team and not go into the World Series this year. At least then, every other team would have a chance of winning." Razor grumbled. Tusk overheard the remark.

{Here, here} He thought as he pounded Vision. (A/N: Hey, just because he's a Cleveland bad guy, that doesn't mean he can't love his town's teams.) "AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!" Vision fired its beams, blasting the mammoth man. Tusk flew backward, nearly landing on the heroes. They all dodged, but one.

"OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!" Scott screamed as Tusk landed on him. "Get this 500-pound lummox off me!"

"I'm only 450, moron!" Tusk snapped. "And it's all muscle! Really great muscle!"

"MY SPINE!!!!" Scott screamed. "GET OFF ME, YOU PREHISTORIC RELIC!!!" A snarling Tusk started smacked his fist against Scott's shoulder. "OWWWW!!!"

"Where are your friends, Elephant Man?" Logan snarled. He noticed the others all disappered, gone to lick their wounds.

"Having fun with his mother." Tusk smirked, pointing at Scott.

"HEY!!" Cyclops screamed. Tusk got off Scott. Cap took the opportunity and nailed Ultron with his shield.

"You think that hurt me, Captain America?" Ultron asked.

"No, but that will." Cap pointed to his side. Kid Razor and Boom-Boom readied a couple attacks.

"This'll get your day going with a bang, Ultron!" Tabby laughed as she pitched her bombs at the silver android.

"Babe, the Kid of Rock likes your style." Razor smirked at Tabby, then fired his guitar blast. "Eat Power of Rock, Tin Man!" The bombas and beam hit Ultron, impacting the android with a BANG!!!! Jennifer grabbed Ultron from behind.

"Hey, Blob! Rogue! Catch!" Jen pitched Ultron into the air. He was caught by a flying Rogue, who airplane-span him.

"WHOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAAAAA!!!!!" Ultron was sent flying toward Blob, who used a rare display of athleticism. He caught Ultron, spun around a couple times, then nailed the rogue robot with a sidewalk slam.

"Owch." Hawkeye winced. He noticed Vision get up. "I don't think so." Clint Barton prepped an arrow with a sparking and crackling head. "This Micro Jam arrow'll give those two clowns a shock." He fired the arrow at the Vision, but the android caught it. Hawkeye smirked. "Okay…" He pulled a remote out of his costume. "Try this." He pressed a button, and the arrow sent out an electric pulse that shocked the Vision. "Hah!"

"Take this!" Blob smacked Ultron.

"Hear me burn, Robotman!" Pyro cackled as he grasped Ultron with a huge fire hand. Althea turned on a hose and created a water chain. Pietro created a whirlwind, helping to hold the robot.

"Now! Combine attacks while John, Althea and Pietro have him!" Cap ordered. Wanda, Razor, Thor, Lance, Scott, Amara, Tabby, Ray, Clint, Wasp and Bobby fired their attacks. The combined attacks hit Ultron hard, causing incredible damage to him.

{Assessment: Vision is weakened, and I have been severely weakened. Only alternative is to retreat and return to lair for modifications.} Ultron mused. When the smokecleared, Ultron was barely standing, much of his plating gone.

"I will return, Avengers. And you X-Men and Misfits will regret crossing me." Ultron and Vision teleported away.

"Ahh, go download some junk mail!" Razor mocked. Tusk walked up to Kid Razor. The two old enemies glared at each other.

"I'm outta here." Tusk replied. He gave Xavier an arrogant snort and walked away. "See you in Cleveland, Razor. I got a sledgehammer with your name on it there."

"I got a butt-whompin' with your name on it there too, you furball." Razor smirked.

"We didn't destroy Ultron, Cap." Jen sighed.

"I know, Jennifer." Cap said. "We'll get him next time."

"Man, Ultron should've known. When he comes within five feet of the Kid of Rock, he gets whooped." Razor laughed.

"Oh please. Does this guy get more arrogant every minute or what?" Bobby groaned.

"Man, and you guys say I'm a pain." Amara grumbled. Razor overheard.

"Watch it, Ice-boy." Razor glared. He looked over at Scott. "Well, if the press asks, it's your fault."

"Screw you, Razor." Scott grumbled.

"Anyway, it was kind of weird, seeing kids our age who have superpowers, but aren't mutants." Tabby noticed.

"Ah know." Rogue agreed.

"You got that right, babe." Razor laughed. "One of my friends is a powerless mutant. His name's Daniel, but we call him Fingers." He noticed Pietro and Wanda walk up to Cap.

"It was fun working with you again, Cap." Wanda said. "Would it be alright if Pietro and I joined the Avengers someday?"

"Hoo boy." Cap rolled his eyes.

"Anytime, Wanda." Jennifer laughed.

"Y'know, Cap…" Beast said. "I might consider becoming an Avenger myself someday."

"Tony will finally have a drinking buddy." Wasp quipped with a laugh.

"HEEEELP!!!!" The gang heard Scott scream. They turned around, and found that Scott was hanging from the roof, clad only in his boxers, and he had the words "RAZOR RULZ, CYCLOPS DROOLZ" sprayed on him. The others turned to a laughing Razor.

"How did you--?" Storm asked in shock.

"I have my methods, Tina." Razor winked.

"We are Scotsmen, hey!" Tony and Hank sang.

"Oh Lord." Wasp sighed. Craig and Lance watched the drunken display. The two gained a couple evil grins.

"Hey Iron Man, we know this guy who said some horrible things about Scotland." The drunken Avenger staggered to the two.

"Where is the cur?!?!" He hollered angrily.

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Senator Robert Kelly was in Washington. He was taking a walk in a park.

"No mutants. No craziness. What a lovely day." He happily hummed. Until he got caught in a repulsor rain. "HEY WHAT THE--?"

"MAKE FUN OF SCOTLAND, AYE? CALL OUR WOMEN CHEAP HARLOTS, AYE?!?! CALL US SISSIES, AYE?!?!" A drunk Iron Man yelled. "I'LL TEACH YE TO MESS WITH SCOTLAND!!!!" He landed in front of the senator, who had a huge wet spot in the front of his pants. He then proceeded to beat the intolerant jerk into a pulp.

"HEY OW OW OWOWOWOWOWOWOWWWWWWW!!!! HELP ME!!! OWWWWWW!!!! MOMMY!!!!!!!"

I just had to do that! Anyway, the X-Men met the Avengers. Crazy, cool, and wild stuff occurred. I got a special treat for you all: A special Epilogue! See you around, and keep on reading!