Hey guys so brain dead me decided to write chatfic T-T so hey here's the fic, also not at all related to my other fanfic so it's an au from my au XDDD
*this is totally not based on my own chat group at all*
Key:
GrlOnFire: Our very own Porsha Crystal! Obvi XD
KeepCalmAndDance: Nooshy ofc!
ImStillStanding: ok you should get this one
ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake: The happy baker lmao Meena
MyGuitarIsMyLife: *rockerrrrr* Ash Lol
GrlOnFire renamed this space TeensTeensTeens
GrlOnFire renamed this space We're gonna Show U Crazy
GrlOnFire renamed this space I LOST MY SANITY
KeepCalmAndDance: FUQ PORSHA STOP CHANGING THE NAME
KeepCalmAndDance: MY MFING PHONE KEEPS VIBRAITING AND DESTROYING MY COOLDOWN ROUTINE
GrlOnFire: Sounds like you need one
MyGuitarIsMyLife: LMAOOOO
GrlOnFire: Ashhhhhhhh help me with the nameeee
MyGuitarIsMyLife: ngl I don't mind I lost my sanity
ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake: I still have mine so idk what ur talking about
GrlOnFire: Guess we gotta fix that huh XD
ImStillStanding: and for the twentieth time today, I question why I'm in this group to begin with.
GrlOnFire: Bc u loooove ur sisters and ur girlfriend
ImStillStanding: NOT HER GIRLFRIEND
KeepCalmAndDance: NOT MY BOYFRIEND
GrlOnFire: Omg that was adorable
MyGuitarIsMyLife: we need shirts for them with that XDDDD
ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake: Lol I'll get right on that
KeepCalmAndDance: ….I hate you all
KeepCalmAndDance: EXPLICITLIY
GrlOnFire: *sticks out tongue*
KeepCalmAndDance:*flips u off*
ImStillStanding: Hi, I'm still here
MyGuitarIsMyLife: ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake us too….
ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake: Heyy….idk if u like….forgot about us or…..
GrlOnFire: nah we needed an audience.
KeepCalmAndDance: *facepalm*
ImStillStanding:….Y?
GrlOnFire: TELL ME WHYYY
KeepCalmAndDance: AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE
GrlOnFire: TELL MEH WHYYY
MyGuitarIsMyLife: AIN'T NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE
GrlOnFire: NOW NUMBER FIVE( ImStillStanding take this one you'll c)
ImStillStanding: *sigh* I never wanna hear u say
GrlOnFire: COME ON all!
KeepCalmAndDance: I WANT IT THAT WAY
MyGuitarIsMyLife: I WANT IT THAT WAY
GrlOnFire: Chills, literal chills
ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake: it was number five.
ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake: number five killed my brother.
GrlOnFire: Oh right I totally forgot about that
KeepCalmAndDance: 👏
MyGuitarIsMyLife:👏
ImStillStanding:…
GrlOnFire: hi welcome to the chat how is ur day going
ImStillStanding: I rate it -1 out of 10.
KeepCalmAndDance has updated the chat description to 'welcome to the hellhole'
MyGuitarIsMyLife has updated the chat emoji to
ImStillStanding: YK what I think I've run out of time to waste so I'mma…
ImStillStanding: ….imma just clock out….
GrlOnFire: kk
ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake: gn!
MyGuitarIsMyLife: yea whatever see ya
KeepCalmAndDance: gn
ImStillStanding has left the chat
ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake: well now what
MyGuitarIsMyLife: yea Porsh what do we do now
GrlOnFire: ummmmmm i actually made this bc I was gonna tell u guys…..
KeepCalmAndDance:…tell us what
MyGuitarIsMyLife: porsh?
ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake: Porsha?
GrlOnFire: ummmmmm
KeepCalmAndDance: PORSHA-
ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake: what'd you do?
MyGuitarIsMyLife: cause whatever it is I'll help you hide the body
KeepCalmAndDance: and I'll provide an alibi
ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake: *sigh* I'll come bail u knuckleheads outta jail
GrlOnFire: hey good to know but I was just gonna say I made a TikTok account
KeepCalmAndDance: oh god porsh u lil shit I thought u did smth
MyGuitarIsMyLife: SHE DID DO SMTH. SHE JOINED THE MASSES OF IDIOTS!
ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake: pls don't eat tide pods
KeepCalmAndDance: yea if u kill someone for a trend we r not bailing u out
GrlOnFire: Jeez u guys I'm not gonna do stupid shut like that, I'mma film clips.
GrlOnFire: like of the theater so that it gets more publicity
ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake: that's actually a good idea!
KeepCalmAndDance: yea but still give us ur account name
GrlOnFire:…y
MyGuitarIsMyLife: so that we can insure ur not lured in to the evils of tiktok
GrlOnFire: I'm not that gullible….
KeepCalmAndDance:…well when u say it like that
ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake: Nooshy shush, we just want to be good big sisters :)
MyGuitarIsMyLife: and besides we can share ur account on out yt and shit
GrlOnFire: ooh free followers! It's moontheaterlivebyporsha
KeepCalmAndDance: WHY R U IN MY STUDIO
KeepCalmAndDance: I SWEAR TO GOD PORSHA IF YOU TOUCH ANYTHING
GrlOnFire: hey why is your radio on cheesy 2010s pop?
KeepCalmAndDance: nonya and omfg I leave for five minutes and u film everything T-T
GrlOnFire: HA! YOU'LL NVR FIND MEH
KeepCalmAndDance: ik ur in buster's office.
GrlOnFire::…fuck.
Haha look chat trash
prosa that lil MF
Anyways this gets updates when I feel like it so yay like once a year XD
Review so that I remember to post lol Ty for reading, byeeeeeee!
