Hey guys so brain dead me decided to write chatfic T-T so hey here's the fic, also not at all related to my other fanfic so it's an au from my au XDDD

*this is totally not based on my own chat group at all*

Key:

GrlOnFire: Our very own Porsha Crystal! Obvi XD

KeepCalmAndDance: Nooshy ofc!

ImStillStanding: ok you should get this one

ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake: The happy baker lmao Meena

MyGuitarIsMyLife: *rockerrrrr* Ash Lol


GrlOnFire renamed this space TeensTeensTeens

GrlOnFire renamed this space We're gonna Show U Crazy

GrlOnFire renamed this space I LOST MY SANITY

KeepCalmAndDance: FUQ PORSHA STOP CHANGING THE NAME

KeepCalmAndDance: MY MFING PHONE KEEPS VIBRAITING AND DESTROYING MY COOLDOWN ROUTINE

GrlOnFire: Sounds like you need one

MyGuitarIsMyLife: LMAOOOO

GrlOnFire: Ashhhhhhhh help me with the nameeee

MyGuitarIsMyLife: ngl I don't mind I lost my sanity

ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake: I still have mine so idk what ur talking about

GrlOnFire: Guess we gotta fix that huh XD

ImStillStanding: and for the twentieth time today, I question why I'm in this group to begin with.

GrlOnFire: Bc u loooove ur sisters and ur girlfriend

ImStillStanding: NOT HER GIRLFRIEND

KeepCalmAndDance: NOT MY BOYFRIEND

GrlOnFire: Omg that was adorable

MyGuitarIsMyLife: we need shirts for them with that XDDDD

ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake: Lol I'll get right on that

KeepCalmAndDance: ….I hate you all

KeepCalmAndDance: EXPLICITLIY

GrlOnFire: *sticks out tongue*

KeepCalmAndDance:*flips u off*

ImStillStanding: Hi, I'm still here

MyGuitarIsMyLife: ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake us too….

ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake: Heyy….idk if u like….forgot about us or…..

GrlOnFire: nah we needed an audience.

KeepCalmAndDance: *facepalm*

ImStillStanding:….Y?

GrlOnFire: TELL ME WHYYY

KeepCalmAndDance: AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE

GrlOnFire: TELL MEH WHYYY

MyGuitarIsMyLife: AIN'T NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE

GrlOnFire: NOW NUMBER FIVE( ImStillStanding take this one you'll c)

ImStillStanding: *sigh* I never wanna hear u say

GrlOnFire: COME ON all!

KeepCalmAndDance: I WANT IT THAT WAY

MyGuitarIsMyLife: I WANT IT THAT WAY

GrlOnFire: Chills, literal chills

ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake: it was number five.

ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake: number five killed my brother.

GrlOnFire: Oh right I totally forgot about that

KeepCalmAndDance: 👏

MyGuitarIsMyLife:👏

ImStillStanding:…

GrlOnFire: hi welcome to the chat how is ur day going

ImStillStanding: I rate it -1 out of 10.

KeepCalmAndDance has updated the chat description to 'welcome to the hellhole'

MyGuitarIsMyLife has updated the chat emoji to

ImStillStanding: YK what I think I've run out of time to waste so I'mma…

ImStillStanding: ….imma just clock out….

GrlOnFire: kk

ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake: gn!

MyGuitarIsMyLife: yea whatever see ya

KeepCalmAndDance: gn

ImStillStanding has left the chat

ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake: well now what

MyGuitarIsMyLife: yea Porsh what do we do now

GrlOnFire: ummmmmm i actually made this bc I was gonna tell u guys…..

KeepCalmAndDance:…tell us what

MyGuitarIsMyLife: porsh?

ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake: Porsha?

GrlOnFire: ummmmmm

KeepCalmAndDance: PORSHA-

ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake: what'd you do?

MyGuitarIsMyLife: cause whatever it is I'll help you hide the body

KeepCalmAndDance: and I'll provide an alibi

ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake: *sigh* I'll come bail u knuckleheads outta jail

GrlOnFire: hey good to know but I was just gonna say I made a TikTok account

KeepCalmAndDance: oh god porsh u lil shit I thought u did smth

MyGuitarIsMyLife: SHE DID DO SMTH. SHE JOINED THE MASSES OF IDIOTS!

ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake: pls don't eat tide pods

KeepCalmAndDance: yea if u kill someone for a trend we r not bailing u out

GrlOnFire: Jeez u guys I'm not gonna do stupid shut like that, I'mma film clips.

GrlOnFire: like of the theater so that it gets more publicity

ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake: that's actually a good idea!

KeepCalmAndDance: yea but still give us ur account name

GrlOnFire:…y

MyGuitarIsMyLife: so that we can insure ur not lured in to the evils of tiktok

GrlOnFire: I'm not that gullible….

KeepCalmAndDance:…well when u say it like that

ThereIsIcingForEveryCupcake: Nooshy shush, we just want to be good big sisters :)

MyGuitarIsMyLife: and besides we can share ur account on out yt and shit

GrlOnFire: ooh free followers! It's moontheaterlivebyporsha

KeepCalmAndDance: WHY R U IN MY STUDIO

KeepCalmAndDance: I SWEAR TO GOD PORSHA IF YOU TOUCH ANYTHING

GrlOnFire: hey why is your radio on cheesy 2010s pop?

KeepCalmAndDance: nonya and omfg I leave for five minutes and u film everything T-T

GrlOnFire: HA! YOU'LL NVR FIND MEH

KeepCalmAndDance: ik ur in buster's office.

GrlOnFire::…fuck.


Haha look chat trash

prosa that lil MF

Anyways this gets updates when I feel like it so yay like once a year XD

Review so that I remember to post lol Ty for reading, byeeeeeee!